No voice, few sound effects, even less music, no host and multiplayer is undoable!

User Rating: 1 | Jeopardy! PS3
This game is really pretentious. It costs $10, but it would hardly be worth playing even if it was completely free.
The whole thing is just creepy. The main menu loops the Jeopardy theme, with an empty stage in the background. You can customize your own character, and although they have a decent amount of detail, they're all really funny-looking.
When actually playing, the game immediately becomes dead silent. Aside from a few stock sound effects for the Jeopardy board, there's just the sound of nothingness. The contestants don't talk. Their buzzers don't even make a noise when they press them. The host doesn't even talk!
OH WAIT
THERE IS NO HOST
WTF!?
They couldn't get a 3D Alex Trebek model with a cheap voice imitator? Or ANYONE AT ALL? The host's podium is there, but nobody's behind it! Text will appear on the screen in place of what should have been voice clips.
Since the player can make their own character, and the characters have some decent animations, I would expect a little more quality put into the rest of the aesthetic of the game. An utter lack of a host only makes it worse, and there's no studio audience, either, so it's just three mutes playing a quiet game of jeopardy in an empty studio. It's the most disturbing thing ever.
But it gets worse. No, really. There's nobody playing online. Zero people. And on top of that, if you want to play online, you need EXACTLY THREE players. I have no idea if three people can play on the same console, but online, you need three seperate human players, no AI allowed, no 1vs1. My friend and I both got the game (he bought it and then shared it with me through his account) only to discover we couldn't even play together because we need a THIRD person! Which wasn't going to happen because we were the only people in the world playing!
Remember when 1vs100 was on the XBOX 360? It was free to participate in, let you play with your avatar, and had a host with an assload of voice clips. The whole thing was visually and auditorily appealing. Plus the questions were a lot easier than the ones on Jeopardy, and you could have four players OR LESS. When you pay $10 for something, you would expect it to be as good as 1vs100.