review 43 the classicgamejunk Christmas special

User Rating: 3.5 | Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom NES
hey gamers i just got yelled at by some old lady and her hobo
friend who wants to kill me.all of this is happening because of
what i got them.Indiana Jones and the temple of doom for nes.
now i love Indiana Jones but temple of doom was a dark movie
and it was heading for the r rated spot but pg-13 came so a nes
game on a PG-13 MOVIE!!!you must be 13 or older to play this
game.i was goon a review home alone but that game is worse
then this.so you need to press select in order to start.whats wrong
with the start button.this game is like a maze and you need to collect the kids and they have a ton of items.dang this kid has
12 items.get it 12 days of Christmas oh screw it.so even worse is
that there's a time limit.NO im out of time.TIME SUCKS.well this
game sucks and im goona flush it down the toilet.now that we
got that game out of the way i have beaten the game and its
just YOU WIN.well now that we got the nes version out of the
way lets play home alone.JUST KIDDING.oh i just got a letter
from game spot.look i love game spot but stop sending me dang
letters.
20 MINUTES LATER.............................

oh gamespot just got a gift.a copy of batman 1989 and a rusty
old candy cane.WITHOUT SYRUP are you mad.oh well gamespot also said i need to make my reviews longer.well
since i killed my nes one lets play the tengen version.thats right
two of the same games.omg i cant do this i feel like q bert and
im about to say wait what does q Bert say when he gets hit.
that's right swirl thingy !#?swirl again!HAPPY HOLIDAYS