I'd probably hate it even more if I could remember it.

User Rating: 1.3 | Home Alone 2: Lost in New York SNES
Honestly, I barely remember playing this game. I don't know if I spent more than a half-hour or more on it, and I become so insanely frustrated with how horribly bad this game was that I'm not sure I even made it out of the first level. There was never a reason to go back and try again...I'm not masochistic, and that's about the only excuse I could ever think of for playing this game a second time.

Who's idea was this, anyway? I enjoyed the Home Alone movies as a kid, but who decided they would make a good video game? Well, I guess I can't ask that question, because this game seems so lazily put together that I don't think it ever had any intentions of being a good game. It was meant to be a vortex that would eat up a few bucks from you and deliver it to a bunch of people who were undoubtedly laughing their asses off.

So, to prevent others from wasting their money on this, I've come up with a list of things that one could do that would be more entertaining than playing this game:

10. Play a random flash game that someone put together in their free time.
9. Watch someone else play a random flash game that someone put together in their free time.
8. Stare at the wall.
7. Sit through an economics class.
6. Stare at someone staring at the wall.
5. Write a review about how much this game sucks.
4. Watch an episode of "The Real World" on MTV
3. Listen to every Nickleback album in a row...twice
2. Marry Britney Spears.
1. Play the Celebrity Deathmatch game for the PS2.

Go to people, you'll thank me later.