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Dec 1, 2011 12:39 pm GMT
Who's been reporting my topics? The mods are hanging around unusually frequently. And so this has to actually be "on-topic", even though at this point that is an abstract for this board, here's something to feed the Molls, (pronounced as 'moles', what you get when you cross a troll and a mod. Also Trollerators).
Anyone have any tips on getting the Elite to die by frag/plasma? They always just roll right out of the way, any way to manipulate their direction? I've found that cornering them so they roll into the wall helps, but not enough.
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It's probably best to not take me seriously.
This user is FAA certified to fly.
Dec 1, 2011 1:07 pm GMT
I was wondering where everything went.
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RENAMON!! *weeping* YOU HAVEN'T BENT ANYONE OVER THE SINK AND SHOVED A "CHECK THE STICKY* UP THEIR ASS IN MONTHS!! *curls into ball crying*- Cither3000
Dec 3, 2011 7:26 pm GMT
Play the game some more. I'm guessing you've taken a break? Manipulation is easy.
If you've got plasma pistol or frags to waste, force a premature lunge.
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Dec 3, 2011 8:49 pm GMT
Cappin_Ed posted...
Play the game some more. I'm guessing you've taken a break? Manipulation is easy.
If you've got plasma pistol or frags to waste, force a premature lunge.
That was just so they wouldn't delete it again. But thanks for the info.
But, is it bad when you see a fat woman on a horse's back, and can't figure out which one is going to have the first heart-attack?
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It's probably best to not take me seriously.
This user is FAA certified to fly.
Dec 11, 2011 6:01 pm GMT
I've also got a new sig.
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PT makes this user's body sexy. His face is still butt-ugly, but his body is nice. Unless you're into butts. This user is also an assman. He likes asses. A lot.
Dec 21, 2011 8:52 pm GMT
Uh. Ok.
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Dec 23, 2011 1:11 pm GMT
It does! I'm getting buff. And sexy.
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PT makes this user's body sexy. His face is still butt-ugly, but his body is nice. Unless you're into butts. This user is also an assman. He likes asses. A lot.
Dec 25, 2011 5:05 pm GMT
I see.
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Dec 26, 2011 2:58 pm GMT
You should, you would like it.
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Dec 27, 2011 1:48 pm GMT
Scratched my parent's car. ******************************************************!!! Ten inches long and scraped the damn paint clean off. I wish I could kill the stupid mother******* who put his mailbox on the other side of the street perfectly blending in to everything else.
"Okay, nothing behind me, nothing in the mirrors, nice and slow..."
SCREEEEEEETCH
*Extremely loud cursing*
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Dec 27, 2011 5:13 pm GMT
Close calls:
1. Be at hometown, call up my friend to hang out, go to local water tower to meet up. See him, drive down the street towards him, pick him up. Small road, turn around to head back. Go into reverse to complete the turn around. See mailbox nearly touching my window.
reaction: wth.jpg
Turns out i almost hit it backing up, missed by less than an inch
2. be at college, getting ready to leave. In parking lot waiting for brother to meet me. He's in one half of the the lot which is closed off by 3 card scanning gates. I'm on the other side, but can't go meet my brother cause gates are closed for the night. Go up to gate, find out they're closed, back up, "SLOW" sign is saying hi to me beside my window. Same deal as the mailbox.
reaction: whydoesthiskeephappening.jpg
3. Number of close calls with walls, ditches, and cars (both occupied and not)
Not so close calls:
1. Be driving home at night. Drive by library, see some kids hanging out in the parking lot. Look at them, trying to figure out what they're doing. Turn head to face the road again. Library's giant ****ing mailbox is looking right at me. Swerve, miss destroying the mailbox, but my passenger side mirror is demolished. First time I ever hit anything.
reaction: whatthe****justhappend?!
2. In school parking lot. Trying to exit through entrance gate. See someone pulling up to get in the lot. "****.jpg" throw in reverse, backup without looking (when I pulled out, no one was behind me, so I assumed). Back into a lifted F-150. Bent and kinked the **** out of my trunk lid and floor pan. Rear bumper is untouched because the truck was lifted. Trucks front bumper was solid steel and took no damage.
reaction: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO?!?!
This is all with my current car. Toyota Avalon. But don't assume that it's me. This thing is cursed. I've had 3 cars before it, and none of them has been wrecked or hit or anything. Just my avalon. My avalon was also the only car I've ever been pulled over by a cop in. And I've been pulled over twice in it now.
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Not changing sig until "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" by Bloodhound Gang is added to RB. Started 09/08/09
See quote for organizations I'm apart of.
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Not changing sig untill "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" by Bloodhound Gang is added to Rockband or Guitar Hero. Started 09/08/09
Dec 27, 2011 6:33 pm GMT
I've had a couple close calls. Backing out of the garage, into the turnaround. Turn around and there's the stump a foot away from my face. Missed it by inches. But that mailbox...
I backed into it. It was nearly lifted out of the ground. I drove away and looked in the rearview mirror, it had gone completely back to normal. Figures, everyone on that road has plastic mailboxes but I get the one that's made from the same stuff as Old Ironsides.
Today when I was flying, I was about eight hundred feet above the ground (1000 MSL), did my clearing turns, about to start maneuvers over a straight portion of Interstate 91. I broadcasted my intentions, like always, before I started any altitude change and maneuvers. Then I saw a police chopper flying six hundred feet above it. I turn to the right and climb, trying to get distance and altitude. Did a 180. A few minutes later I hear:
"Police chopper at six hundred southbound over I-91 heading towards Wal-Mart".
THANK YOU for broadcasting that AFTER barreling through an area commonly known as the "practice area" because local pilots use the interstate for low-level ground-reference maneuvers, commonly practiced at 500-1000 feet AGL. Right where the chopper happened to be flying at 100+.
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Jan 1, 2012 8:34 am GMT
Meh. So far I managed to bump into the person that parks next to me at school (bending in her side mirror), mainly because I was about half a foot from her, the spots at school are NOT designed for anything bigger then a Mini Cooper, and I was driving a Ford Explorer at the time. I also backed into my dad's car when I was driving mine in the driveway, because I was more looking at the house and not him. Thank god, nothing was scratched/dented or I'd be dead. Both of the cars had plastic-ish bumpers too (My A4, dad's 530i)
Then a couple close calls where I had to slam on the brakes because some moron in front of me was driving like a dumbass. So far, my biggest problem seems to be New Yorkers and people from Jersey.
And Cither... What, exactly, were the cops doing flying to Wal-Mart?
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RENAMON!! *weeping* YOU HAVEN'T BENT ANYONE OVER THE SINK AND SHOVED A "CHECK THE STICKY* UP THEIR ASS IN MONTHS!! *curls into ball crying*- Cither3000
Jan 1, 2012 6:17 pm GMT
They were telling other local aircraft what direction they were flying. IE, if you couldn't locate the Interstate, you'd know he'd be coming in from the north flying to downtown Westfield.
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Jan 1, 2012 9:55 pm GMT
Meh.
Is Wal-Mart sort of on its own over there or something? Seems odd to pick that as a reference point.
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Jan 2, 2012 10:45 am GMT
Everybody in the area, specifically Westfield, where my home airport is located, knows where it is. Not as a big a landmark as the airport obviously, but downtown Westfield is west of the airport (that can be seen from the air).
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Jan 2, 2012 11:10 am GMT
in Dover Tennessee, our reference points are our store's and buildings.
The bigget thing we have is a Mcdonald's, as for as corporate owned businesses go. Our reference point's are Mc Donald's, Court House, Library, and Lance's/the Highschool. (Lance's is Lance's Pizza and Subs, and is located next door to the highschool.)
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Not changing sig untill "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" by Bloodhound Gang is added to RB/GH.Started 09/08/09
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Not changing sig untill "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" by Bloodhound Gang is added to Rockband or Guitar Hero. Started 09/08/09
Jan 2, 2012 2:03 pm GMT
My town has... The center of town. That's about it.
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FAA-certified to fly, US Army certified to be a soldier.
A hooah to all my brothers on active duty, be safe guys.
Jan 3, 2012 12:37 pm GMT
We usually just use w/e area business is nearby. Hard to describe, but the downtown area is mostly businesses, with some extending up route 4 as well.
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RENAMON!! *weeping* YOU HAVEN'T BENT ANYONE OVER THE SINK AND SHOVED A "CHECK THE STICKY* UP THEIR ASS IN MONTHS!! *curls into ball crying*- Cither3000
Jan 5, 2012 1:17 pm GMT
ITT: Mailboxes are hilarious.
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