Well this seems to be a rebuttal to the "Do a bad review of a heavy advertiser and get fired" conspiracy
User Rating: 1.5 | Godzilla Unleashed: Double Smash DS
This game is incomprehensible in every way. Its game play is tiresome and unpleasant, the graphics make cel-shaded animation seem like Pixar-quality 3-D and the plot is nonexistent. As you (for lack of a better word) "play" this game you keep thinking you must be doing something wrong. There must ba a way to block or dodge these energy balls, or a way to, in short, fight back. But no. You walk along and get hit by these things and you die and then Mothra comes in and apparently the Japanes army, like dogs, cannot look up so you sail through unassailed. They you have to fight a crystal by playing a bad "Follow the button combo" game that doesn't actually tell you if you've succeeded or not, and then the crystal goes away, and oh boy you get to play again.
Calamitously bad. Each time they announce a Godzilla game I hope this one will be good, and every time I am served a crap sandwich and told I will eat it and like it.
A pro wrestling engine game, but with Godzilla. Is that really that hard to figure out? Basically, I want Kaiju Big Battel.
O well, better luck next time.
