You ain't big enough.

User Rating: 4.5 | Makai-Mura NES
All hail the hardest damn game ever made. Yes, even harder than Earthworm Jim, even harder than Minesweeper, Ghosts and Goblins was the hardest P.O.S. ever. With the amazing ability to suck the fun right out of your soul it was addictive nonetheless... like you just couldn't help but wonder "how frackkin pathetic can I possibly become? Is it actually possible to spend a WHOLE saturday trying the same level over and over again??" Props where they are due, the designers of this game set out to make one that separated the men from the proverbial boys... or perhaps those with lives from those without. G&G was heap hard. Maybe it was just teh limited selection of the day, or the insufferrable challenge, or possibly a deep subconscious self-loathing but I kept coming back to this turd over and over again. Did anyone ever beat this game? If so, hats off to you pal. You're way more punk than I.