The definition of ass-kickage!
One day Cliffy B woke up and thought: "I want to make a game all about kicking ass". He then made a list of all things that kick ass and drove his 16 wheel Hummer to work. At the workplace --
Cliffy B: Listen dude, I wanna make a game that's all about kicking ass.
Moneyman: Kicking ass? I think they have that in Japan already - it's called "Super Terrific Assu Punch Deluxe: Der Wille Zu Böse Machen".
Cliffy B: What? No... I mean just kick ass - in the biblical sense... not literally.
Moneyman: Well.... ok?
Cliffy B: See I made a list of all things that kick ass..
Moneyman: When did you do this?
Cliffy B: This morning right after drinking a gallon of Red Bull and doing 8000 push-ups.
Moneyman: Let's hear it then... and please be snappy - I haven't cleaned up my town in Animal Crossing for weeks, and people are getting cranky.
Cliffy B: Alright check it out - we need butt-ugly aliens, the colors ****-brown, lead-gray and death-green..
Moneyman: Death-green? What's that?
Cliffy B: I don't know yet, just made it up... We also need bows with exploding arrows, big gritty armored soldier with necks as thick as my torso.
Moneyman: Hmmmm...
Cliffy B: We need firefights everywhere, the ability to stick grenades to dudes, curbstomps, gutural voices and a black guy that refers to himself as The Train. And guns with chainsaws on 'em...
Moneyman: Guns... with chainsaws on 'em?? Cliffy B - you magnificent bastard! Sold!
So that's pretty much it. If kicking ass - alone or with friends - sounds like your thing.. well, you know what to do. I oughta mention that this game is the only one I've completed on several difficulty settings and loved/loving every minute of it.
Cliffy B: And I want the song at the end credits go something like this - "Wooh! Yeah! Bring it on sucka, this is my kinda shit!"
Moneyman: Stop, STOP! - I'm drooling all over the place here!! Here take all the money you need and take all the time you need! My life for you!!!