Welcome to the 52nd episode of GameSpotting, where there's nothing you can do to hurt us for the next 10 seconds.
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Greg Kasavin/Executive Editor
"Literally, there is nothing in life that I take more seriously than game reviews."
Amer Ajami/Senior Editor
"There is a fair amount of PC gaming in Japan. You just have to look hard to find it."
Craig Beers/PC Video Editor
"The things you've probably heard about the popularity of game rooms in Korea are true--pay-to-play gaming cafes are everywhere over there."
Jeff Gerstmann/Senior Editor
"The problem is this: not enough shoulder buttons."
Tim Tracy/Associate Producer, GameSpot Live
"What would I have done with all the money if I had won the big prize?"
Giancarlo Varanini/Associate Editor
"I still feel the same way about Super Mario Sunshine as I did before--it's a really good game, but it has a few glaring flaws."
Sam Parker/Hardware Editor
"The most unusual development is that many are now playing Warcraft III as a straight action RPG in user-made RPG scenarios."
David Mitchell/Guest Contributor
"For some reason, the games industry is stuck on the idea that females will only play games that are aimed squarely at them, pink boxes and all."
Hello! My Name Is/GuestSpotter
"We're always accepting guest submissions for forthcoming episodes of GameSpotting! For more information, please refer to the GuestSpotting FAQ."