Welcome to the 67th episode of GameSpotting, where we totally would have beat you.
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Greg Kasavin/Executive Editor
"I like my Zelda and I like my Soul Calibur, but I can't help but feel like I don't want them anywhere near each other."
Jeff Gerstmann/Senior Editor
"After walking around the CES show floor and hearing the sales pitch on many of the products on display, it all felt like a gigantic sham."
Andrew Park/Senior Editor
"I'm going to explain exactly why Animal Crossing is the kind of game everyone can and should play."
Justin Calvert/Associate Editor
"Who's to say that there won't come a time when you or I will represent our country in a virtual World Cup that attracts a paying audience?"
Ryan Davis/Associate Producer
"I've always truly felt that there's a certain art to selecting a balance of ready-made music that fits the subject matter of a game."
Ricardo Torres/Associate Previews Editor
"It was a very surreal experience to be greeted by the oddly comforting twinkle of glittery paint and chrome coming off the lowrider that was prominently displayed."
Tyler Winegarner/Associate Producer, GameSpot Live
"Lately I've really been reveling in sort of a Renaissance of very simple games."
Ryan Mac Donald/Executive Producer
"This year's decided lack of game company attendance proves that CES still has a way to go before it will be relevant to gamers again."
Boat from Jaws for the NES/Boat
"With the exception of that one I read about Laverne & Shirley getting to know Abbott & Costello while they were all stranded at sea, fan fiction is incredibly stupid."
Nathan Lee Caldwell/Guest Contributor
"After three decades of the little guys doing their own thing in the world of video games, is the industry finally moving toward consolidation?"
Good Fellow/GuestSpotter
"We're always accepting guest submissions for forthcoming episodes of GameSpotting! For more information, please refer to the GuestSpotting FAQ."