13 Signs That You Are a Candy Crush Junkie
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1. You really hate this guy
Over-sized hands. A fiendish moustache. And worst of all, a monocle. Speaking of...
2. Helpful tutorials annoy you
Because: Monocle.
3. There are more than 93 million players a day...
And yet, you think being ranked in the top 10 is totally doable.
4. You've done the infinite lives trick ...
And you've done it more than once.
5. When you close your eyes, you can still see candy
And it's better than the real thing.
6. The new iPhone has only one real function
Look at how much bigger your game screen will be!
7. The candy-cane-like map means only one thing
Behold, the road to your victory!
8. You’re the "friend" who keeps inviting soon-to-be-ex-friends to play
Hey. Why is no one returning your messages on Facebook?
9. The new soda era is just way too controversial for you
Is soda candy? No. Not it is not.
10. This screen really excites you
Way more than, say, the birth of your first child. Conversely ...
11. This makes you cry salty, salty tears
And you don't care who sees you.
12. You could swear that the Donut Dragon is mocking you
Is that a smile or a sneer?
13. Sodalicious is a real word
And you don't need a dictionary to prove it.