G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Video Review

how did that kid not know he was stealing that bike?

I play this with my grandpa cuz he has alzheimer and he forgets how bad is this game

aaaaaaa now we know, the movie is good, but this.......

I'd rather play around an electrical wire than play this piece of crap.

Did they charge $60 for this when it came out? Was there a moment where the developers went "Oh crap, this game is going to suck SOOOO bad!" Movie games aren't usually great, but come on now. XD

No.

To blatantly tell (all gamers) (not to play) any game should be totaly against the rules!!!!! That's not only disrespectfull to the gaming community in general but also to the game Pub/Dev's. alike! If you don't like a game no-matter how bad it may or may not be that much, (and I'm very surprised they even (video)-reviewed a 4-game in the first place) than give the review to someone else or don't review it at all for that matter! Happy-gaming and New-Year all!!!!! P.S. Let's not forget Kevin VanOrd your at GameSpot because of "games" good or bad are you not?!

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Now we know!

This looks like the dumbest game ever. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

i heard that well....kevin is gay...is that true????:(:(:(:(:(:(

I love how they used clips from the cartoon. :P

Kevin Vavord is right this game is just awful and sucks balls

The PSAs are much better than the game

Looks so bad it might actually be fun...

I remember those cheesy "Knowing is half the battle" commercials from the original Transformers for PS2. They were the same thing, but at least they kept to themselves in the extras.

Well at least now I know not to play this game... and knowing is half the battle.

how can they mess something as easy as G.I.Joe? just make it like star wars republic battlefield 2 and your good

and knowing is half the battle...

All I could think about at the beginning was "Body Massage!"

i NEVER buy movie games but i am getting transformers revenge of the fallen or whatever. (transformers2) because suposedly its rly fun

wow looks terrible..

i actually bought this game when it first came out... and i gave a middle finger to my TV... never played this crap anymore

"Vee-ickle", not "Vee-Hickle" :S

**** crap, i never buy movies games

Yet another movie game that's just as bad as a porkchop sandwich.

why even make a game like this

this is .. a mess.. an insult to g i joe

im only watching this vid review because Kevin VanOrd is entertaining to listen to when reviewing a poor game

lol my 6 year old bro loves this game

thought the movie was wicked snake eyes is cool but this game is just a way to make more money completely terrible

And, on another note, Games are no longer about just picking up your sticks, sitting down and watching all the pretty flashing colors that fly out when you hit the B button. That's not fun, that's childs play. Gaming has become so much more, and to charge someone the same amount for this as you would COD4, Killzone2, Gears of War, Halo etc. etc... is just ridiculous. If you are going to make a game so basic and mediocre that it is really only fun for 6 year olds(who may actually be kicking my ass at Halo), then you should price it as such.

ya know, it really is a sad day when the best move tie-in game to come out lately was the X-men origins. and that game was a 5 out of 10 at best. If they really want the franchise to blow up and become a cultural icon, why not take a game like this and throw a ton of money at it and get a FPS and all the bells and whistles gamers love? And I'm not saying they all have to be FPS, that would just be my particular direction to go with a game like this. Could have been good. But no my friend. No.

thought the movie was awesome but the game is simply horrible

I would give this game a 1.5 out of ten

that looks like one of the worst games I have ever seen on a 360 or ps3

Yeah I was alive then, but this game just looks crap, I wouldnt pay $100 AU for it, I cant believe the movie games coming out these days, the last good one I remeber was the LOTR beat em ups for PS2........

What a horrible game. Nice job telling us, Kevin.

Apparently none of you were alive back when all gaming was about was this magical word called "fun".

I liked the first 35 seconds. :) Just wish the rest of the game was that good!

i almost commited suicide playing this

Im glad i know this game sucks, because knowing is half the battle ;)

im no fan of EA, but how could a company that big release such a bad game. games need testers, right? didn't they say something about the camera system, the auto-targeting? if EA said who cares to the quality just so they could release it close to the movie, that gives the fans something to think about when it comes to other EA games I point my finger at you EA and say Shame!!!!

not in the least bit surprised that this game sucks

lol .. One of my freinds actually bought this piece of crap, and after 30min of gameplay he yelled at the disc, broke it in hafl and then finally he threw it out of the window while it was on fire.

The movie is bad enough, a cheap way to use CG to cover the absolute poor story. The game made it worse. At least made the game better than the movie.

Look at that!! the camera moved the baddie out of sight and don't know if you killed him or yet -.- "does only the basics and doesn't get any of them right" this doesn't deserve the 4

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GI: NO The Fall Of Cobra why would they spoil a classic ....why?????????????????????????????

Where's the R2 button. Literally all you do is hold down the R2 button. that's the game. Additive like rubbing horse manure into the wounds of a dying camal. Bad bad game