Fable 3 - I think my wife has cheated on me lol

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#1 Posted by wii60own (609 posts) -

well, i got married and had a baby and oviously it was in the cot, and then i went out and done a few quests came back, and the baby had turned to a small boy, and i noticed something strange :S the baby was coloured skin while me and my wife are white skinned :O could it be that my wife has cheated on me !!!

it was funny to see the kid have different coloured skin i couldnt stop laughing :)

#2 Posted by craigalan23 (15879 posts) -
Shoot her in the face.
#3 Posted by orb_03_2006 (8494 posts) -
That would be so epic!!!
#4 Posted by o0Pwnzorz0o (642 posts) -
Shoot her in the face.craigalan23
+1. Wait, no... Kill the kid, THEN shoot her in the face :).
#5 Posted by wii60own (609 posts) -
hahaha, it was epic :P i was just looking around the house for my wife and seen the child, i was like thats not my kid is it :) i think i might need to go on jerry springer !!!!!
#6 Posted by Sepewrath (28678 posts) -
Well that would suck lol, that's what you get for questing and not spending time with your lady.
#8 Posted by coasterguy65 (5839 posts) -

Is your name Earl? ;)

#9 Posted by BattleSpectre (5953 posts) -

I don't know about that bro xD. But i cheated on my wife once i returned from that darn 'Spire' quest. I was looking around everywhere to find her but she was no where to be found, so i went ahead and re-married, only to find her return to my house on Bowerstone :lol: I than had to friggen pay someone (who found out i was cheating on her) just to keep his mouth shut :P

EDIT: Ahh, sorry man. I thought the title said: "Fable 2", i've yet to play Fable 3 myself, don't mind this post.

#10 Posted by Vader993 (7533 posts) -

women they even the same in video games:P

#11 Posted by Elann2008 (32953 posts) -

women they even the same in video games:P

Vader993
:lol:
#12 Posted by istreakforfood (7749 posts) -

LoL that is epic.

#13 Posted by DamianAlexander (3762 posts) -

In the case of little wii60own... You are not the father!

#14 Posted by orb_03_2006 (8494 posts) -
[QUOTE="Vader993"]

women they even the same in video games:P

Elann2008
:lol:

lmfao :D
#15 Posted by istreakforfood (7749 posts) -

Is your name Earl? ;)

coasterguy65

@ first I didn't get it, but it came to me. Hah

#16 Posted by clinton47 (120 posts) -

this is very off topic but is fable 3 open world or is it still in regions that load, if it is in regions are there many and are they big ?

#17 Posted by LegatoSkyheart (24623 posts) -

Happened in Fable 2. lol

#18 Posted by Shoot2kill1989 (4015 posts) -

Thnks for providing me with my afternoon laugh :)

#19 Posted by IWKYB (1545 posts) -

Cut off her head and put it on a spike.

#20 Posted by Immortal-- (1415 posts) -
Haha :lol: Tell us what your gonna do. :)
#21 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

there are recessive genes for skin color; if both recessive genes get triggered the skin color of offspring is different from both parents. This happens way more often in countries were interracial marriage has little meaning because the popular and accepted national identity is predicated on the mixing of races (thats not to say there is no segregation or covert/overt racism between groups different shades of skin color, but that even people that express "white" skin most generally have genes for other skin colors and vice versa).

I know this will blow the minds of the accepted pure race segragation of popular america's world view, but skin color is fluid and for the immense majority of people is neither black or white.

#22 Posted by El_Zo1212o (6005 posts) -

there are recessive genes for skin color; if both recessive genes get triggered the skin color of offspring is different from both parents. This happens way more often in countries were interracial marraige has little meaning because the popular and accepted national identity is predicated on the mixing of races (thats not to say there is no segregation or covert/overt racism between groups different shades of skin color, but that even people that express "white" skin most generally have genes for other skin colors and vice versa).

paradiggam
Jeez. Thanks for bringing socio-science in to kill all hilarity.
#23 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

[QUOTE="paradiggam"]

there are recessive genes for skin color; if both recessive genes get triggered the skin color of offspring is different from both parents. This happens way more often in countries were interracial marraige has little meaning because the popular and accepted national identity is predicated on the mixing of races (thats not to say there is no segregation or covert/overt racism between groups different shades of skin color, but that even people that express "white" skin most generally have genes for other skin colors and vice versa).

El_Zo1212o

Jeez. Thanks for bringing socio-science in to kill all hilarity.

well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

#24 Posted by HGAT (1366 posts) -

This thread is one of the funniest i've read in a while lmfao.

#25 Posted by Curlyfrii87 (14914 posts) -

women they even the same in video games:P

Vader993

i lol'd :P

#26 Posted by julianwelton (2522 posts) -

[QUOTE="El_Zo1212o"][QUOTE="paradiggam"]

there are recessive genes for skin color; if both recessive genes get triggered the skin color of offspring is different from both parents. This happens way more often in countries were interracial marraige has little meaning because the popular and accepted national identity is predicated on the mixing of races (thats not to say there is no segregation or covert/overt racism between groups different shades of skin color, but that even people that express "white" skin most generally have genes for other skin colors and vice versa).

paradiggam

Jeez. Thanks for bringing socio-science in to kill all hilarity.

well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely?
#27 Posted by BackOn (94 posts) -
LOL! what are u going to do ur wife
#28 Posted by shaunchgo (4605 posts) -
Send her to Holding Cell 2. Jack Bauer will brief her.
#29 Posted by wii60own (609 posts) -
ARGHHHHH i cant kill the dam kid :( and for my wife i am going to give her another chance, because according to "paradiggam" there is a chance that i could have a dark coloured kid even though we both white. what are the chances of having 2 coloured kids? if my next baby is dark I think its going to be OFF WITH HER HEAD :)
#30 Posted by DamianAlexander (3762 posts) -

ARGHHHHH i cant kill the dam kid :( and for my wife i am going to give her another chance, because according to "paradiggam" there is a chance that i could have a dark coloured kid even though we both white. what are the chances of having 2 coloured kids? if my next baby is dark I think its going to be OFF WITH HER HEAD :)wii60own

The chances of a weak gene that like are so slim it's almost insignificant. That baby ain't ya baby.

#31 Posted by GameGuy642003 (1768 posts) -
lol if your wife can cheat on you then Fable 3 should be rated at least 8.5 just because of that.
#32 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

[QUOTE="paradiggam"]

[QUOTE="El_Zo1212o"] Jeez. Thanks for bringing socio-science in to kill all hilarity.julianwelton

well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely?

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

#33 Posted by GameGuy642003 (1768 posts) -

[QUOTE="julianwelton"][QUOTE="paradiggam"]

well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

paradiggam

So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely?

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

soooooooo what your trying to say is...... your not american...?
#34 Posted by wii60own (609 posts) -

[QUOTE="paradiggam"]

[QUOTE="julianwelton"]So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely? GameGuy642003

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

soooooooo what your trying to say is...... your not american...?

well he spells like an American, "color" isn't that the only country that spells its that way, also if you are trying to get at us for being American, well for the record I am British. We are not trying to be racist in any way shape or form if that's what your getting at, and you do realise how stupid you sound getting so defensive over the colour of someone's skin in a VIDEO GAME, its was meant to be funny, you know hahahaha.

#35 Posted by SouthyClare (359 posts) -

Only on gamespot woulda light hearted thread about fable 3 turn into a full blown discussion about genes. Got to love it. Take her round the back and take her head off ;)

#36 Posted by DamianAlexander (3762 posts) -

Only on gamespot woulda light hearted thread about fable 3 turn into a full blown discussion about genes. Got to love it. Take her round the back and take her head off ;)

SouthyClare

Only on Gamespot? Clearly you've never been to other forums. Trust me... Things get out of control.

#37 Posted by ralphikari (635 posts) -

Funnier still if the game would give a quest to proof or disproof your wife's cheating, and then the two of you may go to divorce court and lock into custody battles - things I absolutely don't want to experience in real life but look forward to roleplay in Fable 4. Who knows? You may end up losing half of your wealth if you're wrong.:D

#38 Posted by Sepewrath (28678 posts) -
So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered?julianwelton
lol the funny is back :P but seriously paradiggam, I'm a biologist, but I wouldn't try to explain this situation. Either parental race doesn't matter and your kids appearance is random or its for laughs. Like julian said, I would bet on the latter; they didn't put any kind of genetic equations in this games.
#39 Posted by Flamingpostman (1172 posts) -

haha thats funny

#40 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

[QUOTE="GameGuy642003"][QUOTE="paradiggam"]

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

wii60own

soooooooo what your trying to say is...... your not american...?

well he spells like an American, "color" isn't that the only country that spells its that way, also if you are trying to get at us for being American, well for the record I am British. We are not trying to be racist in any way shape or form if that's what your getting at, and you do realise how stupid you sound getting so defensive over the colour of someone's skin in a VIDEO GAME, its was meant to be funny, you know hahahaha.

the game might or might not be funny... you guys might or might not be racists...the thread is definitely not funny but I guess, you guys don't care that your industrialized, "post racial", insulated world view is based on history specially the way it dealt with genetic markers, nor how other people in cross cultural scenarios might react to this same instance of the game. I guess you wanna hear me echo the chorus of "Man, that is funny hahaha...if that happened to me I would KILL KILL KILL". That is what a real community is, individuals parroting back the same thing the group says; which often is little.

Don't worry...your worldview is "normative" and you export your "normative" worldview to other poorer, less powerful countries so I guess I will find it normal eventually after my mind gets colonized some more from reading and writing these posts. You have convinced me: kill my harlot wife, kill the black man, kill the mulatto obama president baby.

I hope all your pretend virtual girlfriends cheat on you with a virtual eskimo-mexican-samoan-nigerian-chinese-french canadian hybrid and you have to end up killing them and their virtual offspring. I hope you all get lynched by his digital mixed-racial extended family.

Didn't Britain have a messy colonial history and gave birth to Austrailia, South Africa and the US - three countries with beautiful passages of racial history and a "authentically" polite, politically correct present consumer culture...KILLL KILL KILL SELL SELL SELL

#41 Posted by DamianAlexander (3762 posts) -

[QUOTE="wii60own"]

[QUOTE="GameGuy642003"] soooooooo what your trying to say is...... your not american...?paradiggam

well he spells like an American, "color" isn't that the only country that spells its that way, also if you are trying to get at us for being American, well for the record I am British. We are not trying to be racist in any way shape or form if that's what your getting at, and you do realise how stupid you sound getting so defensive over the colour of someone's skin in a VIDEO GAME, its was meant to be funny, you know hahahaha.

the game might or might not be funny... you guys might or might not be racists...the thread is definitely not funny but I guess, you guys don't care that your industrialized, "post racial", insulated world view is based on history specially the way it dealt with genetic markers, nor how other people in cross cultural scenarios might react to this same instance of the game. I guess you wanna hear me echo the chorus of "Man, that is funny hahaha...if that happened to me I would KILL KILL KILL". That is what a real community is, individuals parroting back the same thing the group says; which often is little.

Don't worry...your worldview is "normative" and you export your "normative" worldview to other poorer, less powerful countries so I guess I will find it normal eventually after my mind gets colonized some more from reading and writing these posts. You have convinced me: kill my harlot wife, kill the black man, kill the mulatto obama president baby.

I hope all your pretend virtual girlfriends cheat on you with a virtual eskimo-mexican-samoan-nigerian-chinese-french canadian hybrid and you have to end up killing them and their virtual offspring. I hope you all get lynched by his digital mixed-racial extended family.

Didn't Britain have a messy colonial history and gave birth to Austrailia, South Africa and the US - three countries with beautiful passages of racial history and a "authentically" polite, politically correct present consumer culture...KILLL KILL KILL SELL SELL SELL

I really wish I knew what you were going for, but I don't. This made little to no sense.

#42 Posted by LaytonsCat (3652 posts) -

that really funny, mine hasn't cheated yet! haha :D

#43 Posted by 3rdbass (3292 posts) -

ARGHHHHH i cant kill the dam kid :( and for my wife i am going to give her another chance, because according to "paradiggam" there is a chance that i could have a dark coloured kid even though we both white. what are the chances of having 2 coloured kids? if my next baby is dark I think its going to be OFF WITH HER HEAD :)wii60own

Is your character's name Charlie/Hank? LOL.

#44 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

I really wish I knew what you were going for, but I don't. This made little to no sense.

this is what rhetoricians say when they are tired and defeated and want to discredit their opponents: "I really don't understand anything you're saying, whats your point? Bunch of nonsense...let's ignore him..makes no sense...he's mad and unfocused. My opponent is unintelligible, I win by default!!! Pay no attention to anything more he says, its gibberish..nonsense, every time he speaks, ignore, its not even worth or our time and energy to try to silence him...he's a loony to the loony bin"

let's marginalize!!....very sophisticated, passively and seemingly open minded way to deal with people or countries you don't like and make them outcasts...very big stick, soft, or in this case, no voice. Very American!

#45 Posted by jstarr86 (4 posts) -

[QUOTE="julianwelton"][QUOTE="paradiggam"]

well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

paradiggam

So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely?

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

dude its a f'ing video game shut the hell up. we are all glad you watch doctor phil and have a thesaurus handy but take it back to your online psych class at your local community college
#46 Posted by DamianAlexander (3762 posts) -

[QUOTE="DamianAlexander"]

I really wish I knew what you were going for, but I don't. This made little to no sense.

paradiggam

this is what rhetoricians say when they are tired and defeated and want to discredit their opponents: "I really don't understand anything you're saying, whats your point? Bunch of nonsense...let's ignore him..makes no sense...he's mad and unfocused. My opponent is unintelligible, I win by default!!! Pay no attention to anything more he says, its gibberish..nonsense, every time he speaks, ignore, its not even worth or our time and energy to try to silence him...he's a loony to the loony bin"

let's marginalize!!....very sophisticated, passively and seemingly open minded way to deal with people or countries you don't like and make them outcasts...very big stick, soft, or in this case, no voice. Very American!

And your response is very misleading. Your problem is not with me, as I am not American, your problem lies with another. Also, your problem doesn't have anything to do with this thread or forum so stop trying to take out your misunderstanding of Americans on it. Americans are a lot more sophisticated than people give them credit for.

#47 Posted by wii60own (609 posts) -

this guy it crazy, comes to a forum about VIDEO GAMES and then tries making out that everyone is racist because of a funny event that happened in a game i think you on the wrong forums mate,

and after a hard time in trying to make sense of your response, in a way you the one being racist here, saying that all people from America and Britain think of is kill kill kill sell sell sell, which i assume you are targeting at white people, and that we want to kill and sell all other races. and you are saying we are the racists ones :S

go get a life, and while you at it go take the thesaurus back.

#48 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

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dude its a f'ing video game shut the hell up. we are all glad you watch doctor phil and have a thesaurus handy but take it back to your online psych class at your local community college

this is what i'm talking about. Old style american, no passive ignoring. Just active silencing; just send out CIA agents down, I live in Chile in Allende's dilapidated house. Dude, I'm glad you graduated college too. I don't practice psychology and all my arguments are based on cross-cultural semiotics as applied to history and genetics (i know, I had to look up a thesaurus, maybe you should too as I am sure you had to use it when reading my last post cause I certainly didn't think it was language aimed for highly educated adults). Go to your church or read dianetics again, tom cruise. All your argument was missing was a ROTFLOL and LMAO after "at your local community college"

I love the "its just a game"..."it happened long ago"...."relax forget about it".

and numbnuts, i know long messages scare the living text out of your twitter brain, and high school level civics class vocabulary sometimes seem daunting, but my arguments were never EVER about the game. It was about my reactions to people's reactions related to a player's incident in the game.

I took cheap shots cause the defender has to retaliate against the attacker's cheap shots.

#49 Posted by paradiggam (71 posts) -

you said you're British. I was somewhat aware of that as I wrote it...you know "The Ghost Writer" thing about Blair being a proxy-patsy for the US, so the behavior trickles down to you. That was the angle.

#50 Posted by julianwelton (2522 posts) -

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well "hilarity" here comes from some truth (the way "you" nationally perceive race and apply it to all scenarios including fictional fantasy lands), mostly narrow-mindedness, ethnocentricism, and lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the gentic and cultural impact of popularly permissive mixing of races. So while you all laugh, the joke's really on you as a nation of slavers and slaves and you're laughing at the fact that, in your world view, skin color is automatically segragated not just genetically but socio-culturally.

I guess this applies to Earl, and is the reason this show sucks ass.

paradiggam

So if your wife has a baby and that baby is Wesley Snipes dark and you are both white is it more likely that your wife cheated on you or that dormant skin color genes just so happened to be triggered? While that is probably medically possible I doubt its common. Not to mention as far as the topic of Fable 3 goes do you think the developers were trying to teach players an important lesson about genetics or maybe just trying to throw in a joke about the characters spouse cheating on him/her? Which is more likely?

the thing is , its not only about cheating. Its about race and interracial infidelity of the wife with a black man which is one of the most historically documented fears of the white slaver. For example, if you said, my baby has green eyes but me and my wife have brown eyes, nobody would say "its hilarious, kill the cheating strumpet and the bastard child". You would think, "wait, is it genetically possible -and realistically probable, even if unlikely- for that to happen. And it wouldn't even become a joke. Or, what about"I played Fable 3 and my baby doesn't look like my wife and me!!! How is this possible.? Oh wait, my child has a unibrow, my character wife and I don't have a unibrow!! Kill the wife and baby!!!".

Oh and by the way, babies with moderately-significantly lighter/darker skin happens much more than you know. You can't study it in the US, where people stay within their class and class is overwhelmingly mediated by race. Chances are you need to go to the real melting pot of the Americas...latin america to do so.

No lesson and I don't pretend the game pretends to teach anything, it is silly. What isn't silly is all of your reaction LOL ROTFL (KILL KILL KILL, Hahaha!) specially to Americans who know everything, and if you levy a criticism they'll go from defensive to overkill offensive ...BE careful don't atomic bomb me, kill 100,000 of my civilian friends ....i know I know, i'm just kidding don't attack me and tell me I'm wrong...I know I'm wrong all americans have BIG BIG MISILES...WE LOVE Angelina Jolie and BRad Pitt and Mel Gibson ...lol...we all now ALL Americans are the Patron saints of world wide philanthropy and caring as well as hero soldiers that really only act as Firemen and EMTs when they go to war over the size, color and petroleum content of my flaming underwear.

I really don't think you could have solidified yourself as an idiot any faster. The atomic bomb? How is that even relevant in any way? Really "slavers"? How long has it been since slavery was abolished in the U.S. Almost 150 years, right? I'm 21 years old right now and I'm sure the majority of users on this site is within a comparable range. I bring this up so I can mention that that was about seven life times ago for me. But the biggest mistake you made with your sad excuse for an "argument" is that you brought up things that not one person on this site had anything to do with. And not only that but they couldn't have done anything because none of them were born yet, lol. Hell I'd bet that most, if not all, of the people involved with the atomic bomb are dead.

I also found it a little ridiculous that people were saying "kill her" but most of them were joking because that would be quite an overreaction especially since his spouse is made of pixels. I'm pretty sure a lot of people wouldn't have any idea if two people with brown eyes can have a child with green eyes so they probably wouldn't give that much thought. Its not about race. Not for most people, I suspect. It is about infidelity plain and simple. I bet you were one of those people that thought Resident Evil 5 was racist because a white guy was killing black zombies... even though he was in AFRICA. You should honestly not come back to this site if you're going to be so irrational about little things like this. At this rate you'll die of a heart attack before you ever grow a functioning brain.