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#1 KILLA3888
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i need a funny bio please tell me one

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#2 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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Take from stand up comidies,movie quotes,jokes.etc any one of these would make a funny bio .
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#3 lawrence3448
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my friend has "Will have 1 month sexy time with U for 1 month xbox live card, i has nice firm boobies - Fat hairy bastardd"

lols

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#5 jptribe_67
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What would he do for a 4,000 MS Point Card? LOL

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#6 deactivated-5c23908d36a7f
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I have a pretty funny bio (according to all that read it) but i used to have in my motto "Don't read my bio"

Then in my bio i put spoilers to recent movies or something, then i just wait for people to message me with stuff saying "git" "lol" etc... pretty funny coz they'll read it.

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#7 thearctic
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well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lol
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#8 IUIFAIIIL
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my xbox bio is:i may be **** but at least i dont use mods its funny cuz its true lol =] oh add me my xbox live name is IU IF A II IL
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#9 Overlord93
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well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lolthearctic
thats pretty good :P

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#10 iXFrantiqueXi
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Motto: My Bio says it all. Bio: It all.
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#11 El_Zo1212o
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A friend of mine's bio used to say, "Loading..." My current bio is a collection of things I've come up with randomly. The main body was just some BS I came up with after a particularly good round of L4D- I went through all of No Mercy with a team of randoms (good ones) without even being incapped, up until the end when I ran out of the chopper to rescue one of the team and got tanked off the roof for my efforts. I was the only one who didn't make it. As the stats rolled I made this grandiose speech to the survivors off the top of my head and then wrote it down because it came off so well.
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Mine said "Comedian? Nahh I'm just really stupid and people find it funny."
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#14 BenwaQ
Member since 2009 • 129 Posts

How about:

 

++ Divide by cucumber error ++

++ Reinstall the universe and reboot ++

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#15 Rattlesnake_8
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Not one funny bio.. topic is disappointing.
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#16 Blueresident87
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well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lolthearctic

Outstanding!

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#17 MonsieurX
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Dat necro thread
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#18 DragonHuntress7
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Motto: My Bio says it all. Bio: It all.iXFrantiqueXi

This shouldn't be this funny hahaha but it's past 1AM and so it's hilarious.

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#19 bl00dline954
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Not one funny bio.. topic is disappointing.Rattlesnake_8
Totally agree lol
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#20 bl00dline954
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Since we're talking about bio's and hoping they are funny, I guess I'll share mine which is a quote, not actually a bio.

It says: Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49

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#21 TomGriffiths93
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My bio used to be 'Hold my beer and watch this shit!'

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#22 DragonHuntress7
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Since we're talking about bio's and hoping they are funny, I guess I'll share mine which is a quote, not actually a bio.

It says: Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49

bl00dline954

haha pretty cool quote.Â