xbox 360 funny bios

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#1 Posted by KILLA3888 (8 posts) -

i need a funny bio please tell me one

#2 Posted by XxSTILL_BORNxX (5749 posts) -
Take from stand up comidies,movie quotes,jokes.etc any one of these would make a funny bio .
#3 Posted by lawrence3448 (60 posts) -

my friend has "Will have 1 month sexy time with U for 1 month xbox live card, i has nice firm boobies - Fat hairy bastardd"

lols

#5 Posted by jptribe_67 (398 posts) -

What would he do for a 4,000 MS Point Card? LOL

#6 Posted by NevecLP (859 posts) -

I have a pretty funny bio (according to all that read it) but i used to have in my motto "Don't read my bio"

Then in my bio i put spoilers to recent movies or something, then i just wait for people to message me with stuff saying "git" "lol" etc... pretty funny coz they'll read it.

#7 Posted by thearctic (16 posts) -
well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lol
#8 Posted by IUIFAIIIL (1 posts) -
my xbox bio is:i may be **** but at least i dont use mods its funny cuz its true lol =] oh add me my xbox live name is IU IF A II IL
#9 Posted by Overlord93 (12602 posts) -

well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lolthearctic
thats pretty good :P

#10 Posted by iXFrantiqueXi (1 posts) -
Motto: My Bio says it all. Bio: It all.
#11 Posted by El_Zo1212o (6046 posts) -
A friend of mine's bio used to say, "Loading..." My current bio is a collection of things I've come up with randomly. The main body was just some BS I came up with after a particularly good round of L4D- I went through all of No Mercy with a team of randoms (good ones) without even being incapped, up until the end when I ran out of the chopper to rescue one of the team and got tanked off the roof for my efforts. I was the only one who didn't make it. As the stats rolled I made this grandiose speech to the survivors off the top of my head and then wrote it down because it came off so well.
#13 Posted by QueenAbigail66 (1 posts) -
Mine said "Comedian? Nahh I'm just really stupid and people find it funny."
#14 Posted by BenwaQ (129 posts) -

How about:

 

++ Divide by cucumber error ++

++ Reinstall the universe and reboot ++

#15 Posted by Rattlesnake_8 (18416 posts) -
Not one funny bio.. topic is disappointing.
#16 Posted by Blueresident87 (5340 posts) -

well i think my bio is funny it says "yup, i'm fat" considering i'm a girl so i guess i have to weigh 500lbs to play xbox 360 lolthearctic

Outstanding!

#17 Posted by MonsieurX (31672 posts) -
Dat necro thread
#18 Posted by DragonHuntress7 (138 posts) -

Motto: My Bio says it all. Bio: It all.iXFrantiqueXi

This shouldn't be this funny hahaha but it's past 1AM and so it's hilarious.

#19 Posted by bl00dline954 (140 posts) -
Not one funny bio.. topic is disappointing.Rattlesnake_8
Totally agree lol
#20 Posted by bl00dline954 (140 posts) -

Since we're talking about bio's and hoping they are funny, I guess I'll share mine which is a quote, not actually a bio.

It says: Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49

#21 Posted by TomGriffiths93 (64 posts) -

My bio used to be 'Hold my beer and watch this shit!'

#22 Posted by DragonHuntress7 (138 posts) -

Since we're talking about bio's and hoping they are funny, I guess I'll share mine which is a quote, not actually a bio.

It says: Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49

bl00dline954

haha pretty cool quote.