I pwn. I beat the red rings.

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#1 GodfatherStatik
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That's right ladies and gentleman. XD The red rings interupted my gameplay right after I bought bioshock and played for 5 minutes.. then I was trippin'.. (it was the real red rings--i've had the fake ones with the input thing).. So i freaked, I was so pissed. But then boom, I restart my console and it usually has to be severly beaten before it works, but this time it says BioShock upon startup.. I'm like.. omg.

So after the red rings stole my soul, I beat the hell outta it and took it back AND pwned the 360's unbeatable boss-The Red Rings of DOOM.

Has this happened to anybody else?? I thought the Red Rings screwed your system beyond repair--not repairing so you can play the badass game you just bought..

S'right. Anybody else conquer that pest?? Or am I the lone survivor?!

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#3 GodfatherStatik
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lol it's how I roll. If you beat the red rings, would you not brag about how fresh it is?

^_^ I dont care, I'm cocky, it's how I'll make it in life lol. Other people will sit back and take ****, I throw it back at em.

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#4 ihateyou_right
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Ive beat it like seven or eight times I rule. I am the master, it keeps coming back for more but the good ole restart betas him good and proper everytime.
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#5 DarthKalo
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It sounds like you beat you console for no reason! IMO

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#6 ray03314506
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So how many people have you killed this week???
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#7 GodfatherStatik
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Nah, it dont like reading my discs. Especially new ones. So i have to beat it. Then it listens. Even with Bioshock it didnt work til I smacked it propa. Then it tried red rings, but I was like hell nah. Karate chop and a restart and it works now ^_^
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#8 GodfatherStatik
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Oh, and if I told you how many people I've killed this week or ever, I'd have to kill you! =P
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#9 DonMega187
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Your console is gonna blow up now. You can never beat the red rings.
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#10 JML897
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And then you'll be pissed again when your 360 red rings in 2 days...
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#11 Anoch20
Member since 2006 • 1558 Posts
Your 360 is already dead, once the RRoD appear it's only a matter of time until you and no longer ressurrect it. That is exactly what happened to me. I even made a thread about it just like you. After the first time 2 weeks later was when it officially broke for good.
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#12 GodfatherStatik
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I'll jus clip the damn thing and get a new one.. But I'ma milk it for every last red ring it's got. And if it blows up I got a lawsuit.. *crosses fingers* I hope it blows up now XD

lol and if it's dead.. XD I got a zombie X Box. . even better. Its like dead rising up in here

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#13 kieran88
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It will die after 3 red rings, mine worked for an hour after a 3 rings bootup then it died, enjoy.
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#14 GodfatherStatik
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I'm jus hopin it works for 2 more weeks-- then I'll jus buy a new one--i know record sales aint gonna help me here =/ but idgaf, it'll be fun to see how many times I can get it to work. XZombie 360. New box I got. Copyrighted too.

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#15 AsHeavenIsWide
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the rings did exact same thing just turned it off and on and has been gravy for last month if it breaks i will get an elite

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#16 chief_527
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jajajajajajajaja don't get exited, the 3RRoD will come back and you will be the one who gonna get beat, the one you just experince is the just a taste of what is to come. Most likely the next time you get it gona DIE X(
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#17 micholobe
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#18 deactivated-5f033ecf40fed
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The red rings always come back. You cannot escape them. I thought I had beaten them, too, but they'll be back, whether it's tomorrow or the next day or in a week.
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#19 GodfatherStatik
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I'll cast some voodoo and make my box come back to life every time XD *evil laugh* I'm a motha ****in' soopa villian. And if worse comes to worst, I can always buy a new system. I just wanna make sure this one's REALLY done for before I do.

And to the one that called me heathen, kiss my ring.

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#20 OskaRTooL
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Dude, How's your wife doin'??????
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#21 pjhtiger44
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you didnt beat it clown. it has only retreated for say a week or so.
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#22 gazoz
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It's only a matter of time before you get them again. Use the penny trick if you really want to beat it.
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#23 jstarzyk
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I've just never gotten the red rings, and I've had my console since launch. So in a sense, I have beaten them.
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#24 GodfatherStatik
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My wife..? Not so much....

What's the penny trick?!

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#25 novak2k6
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it's where you place four pennies on each side inside your disc tray, and then close it.

The pennies will counterweight the bending of the motherboard as it's experiencing heat stress, therefore your gpu and cpu chips won't desolder from their joints.

btw how's the family dog too..

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it's where you place four pennies on each side inside your disc tray, and then close it.

The pennies will counterweight the bending of the motherboard as it's experiencing heat stress, therefore your gpu and cpu chips won't desolder from their joints.

btw how's the family dog too..

novak2k6

LOL... The best is to take pencil erasers and place between the gpu heatsink and dvd drive to apply pressure so when the box heats it loosens the solder but your chip will not loose connection.

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#27 Generic_Dude
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The red lights happen when there's a power surge. It's not just the overheating problem. Living in Florida, I've had this happen at least three or four times. You just restart the console and it works again. The red lights signify that the power brick has noticed a power surge and it cuts the power to prevent damage to the internal components. It's all in the instruction manual that y'all didn't read.
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#28 Xfr3ak
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lol dude ur 360's gonna get toasted :) sure it works for a few days but It will pwn u eventually

Ahh but still may the force be with u young padawan u still have lot to learn

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#29 Generic_Dude
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[QUOTE="novak2k6"]

it's where you place four pennies on each side inside your disc tray, and then close it.

The pennies will counterweight the bending of the motherboard as it's experiencing heat stress, therefore your gpu and cpu chips won't desolder from their joints.

btw how's the family dog too..

CorporateHammer

LOL... The best is to take pencil erasers and place between the gpu heatsink and dvd drive to apply pressure so when the box heats it loosens the solder but your chip will not loose connection.

WTF? You're all crazy, tryin' to MacGyver your 360s.

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#30 GodfatherStatik
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Hell I'ma have to try that. But mine didnt come with a manual. >_> It's hot goods
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#31 Zcrimson07
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Ive beat it like seven or eight times I rule. I am the master, it keeps coming back for more but the good ole restart betas him good and proper everytime.ihateyou_right
lol ive beaten it once...i didnt literally hit it but restarting it fixed it