Funniest motto that you've read???

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#1 yucky_straw
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Topic.
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#2 solid1210
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**Funnniest Motto**
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#4 Banned2x
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" Be cool, dont buy halo"
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#6 yucky_straw
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" Be cool, dont buy halo"Banned2x

nice.

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#7 derangedmnky420
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All lubed up for anul

or

21 letters is to shor

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#8 Pwnager
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Mine used to be:

Testicles...That is all

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#9 MaTt345
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Never dance in the rain without a raincoat ;)

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#10 alsha3er78
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if you are reading this you are gay
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#11 amapi
Member since 2005 • 2404 Posts

All lubed up for anul

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21 letters is to shor

derangedmnky420

Haha those are pretty hilarious.

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#12 yucky_straw
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if you are reading this you are gayalsha3er78

i think i may have seen that one too.

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#13 Prodigy117
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My Motto is "I Regret Nothing!!!"
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#14 dunit13
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a friend of mine had his as loading... and so many people would ask during our gears of war games what is your motto it won't load it was pretty funny.
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#15 Flow4U
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Mine is "IWannaWackOff" needs to be changed.
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#16 GEARSofWAR360
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mines dont shrink me gypsie
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#17 jkennedy791
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Paper cuts hurt...
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#18 Superdude475
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It hurts without lube
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#19 bessy67
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Mine's "It's not a tumor!" but I'm thinking of changing it to "carpe manana", seeing as I'm a huge procrastinator.
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#20 yucky_straw
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mines dont shrink me gypsieGEARSofWAR360

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#22 combine107
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"You know who your true friends are when everyone else is dead"- Serious Sam
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[QUOTE="GEARSofWAR360"]mines dont shrink me gypsieyucky_straw

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Borat

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#24 This-is-SPARTA
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dont pee in the wind:lol:
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#25 Ad-2cool4u
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I remeber this vacume commertial, and its motto was "our vacumes really suck" lol ;)
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#26 jericoY2J
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IDK but when I make my clan I'm gonna put our motto as " we gonna kick yo asses"..lol
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#27 Juggernaut140
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mine was detachable peenis (won't let me put penis from the song detachable penis by primus.
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#28 Juggernaut140
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it is now 12 gauge vengeance
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#29 crazymunda6
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I remeber this vacume commertial, and its motto was "our vacumes really suck" lol ;)Ad-2cool4u

OMG i was watching TV while i read your post and that commercial came on. WoW...freaky
Anyways funniest i have seen is "My Balls are Sticky"
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#30 ryguybond
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Mine :)

I punch nuns for fun.

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#31 j-killer-316
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funniest one ive seen was 29/2kids&stillplaying
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#33 Major_Wiggles
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wife is ugly n fat,,,i was drunk...
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#34 hobbit93
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why run and die tired was one

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#35 cruzer167
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bangz vaj

it was his gamertag too:D

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#36 Staryoshi87
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Et tu, Yoshi? Oh wait, that's mine... Great motto :)
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#37 spartan----117
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"Bring Back Slavery"andyg16

not funny.

period.

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#38 Alpha172
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I can't seem to remember any at all.
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#39 HeroxOfxThexDay
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mine is "comon maka my day joo" (cant say jew) lol also

my other one was a marines sayin and it was "if u run, u die tired" (not funny but cool)

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#40 nosferatu
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Wow, most of these are not funny at all.

IDK but when I make my clan I'm gonna put our motto as " we gonna kick yo asses"..loljericoY2J

This one takes the cake though. If that makes you LOL you need a better sense of humor or an imagination.

The "Loading...." one was clever, funny, and original though.

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#41 godamus187
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I found the Hentia and BBQ pig feet both were good
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#42 halogta9890
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QuittersHaveTinyPP's
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[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

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#44 Rob2223
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)
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#45 joey101010
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[QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"Juggernaut140

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.
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#46 PacBoy23
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mine is ★ÑØ ßひRGモR ④ ÝØひ!☆(no burger 4 you ) but it looks cooler online because it has japanese letters but my motto used to be " Dont Drop The Burger" which i thought was pretty good if you understand just assume hamburglar goes to jail
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#47 spartan----117
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[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"joey101010

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

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#48 Juggernaut140
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[QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

I'd make that bet if i had muhneez to spend, but right now i'm savin up for overlord. And i know there's f ed up people on live, try being in a room in R6V and have the entire team screamin the N word, sayin get that coon off my porch, and white power. Worst group of people i've ever seen on live.

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#49 spartan----117
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[QUOTE="spartan----117"][QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"Juggernaut140

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

I'd make that bet if i had muhneez to spend, but right now i'm savin up for overlord. And i know there's f ed up people on live, try being in a room in R6V and have the entire team screamin the N word, sayin get that coon off my porch, and white power. Worst group of people i've ever seen on live.

ive played R6:V Halo:2 Gears but the WORST is the GRAW series

omfg those people can talk ****

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#50 KGB32
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mine used to say "Game On" before shadowrun came out....then i played it and i was like...whao it was meant to be!