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Pizza Delivery Guy tries to assault me, gets pepper sprayed

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  • chilly-chill
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:02 pm GMT
    Chickity_China wrote:

    You're a f*cking douchebag TC. A) for being a poor ass scrub who doesn't tip, and B) for being an impatient asswipe who can't sit calmly for a couple minutes while someone is just trying to do their goddamn job. Go to hell.


    Doesn't take much to troll you does it?

    -Tish- wrote:
    I mean I would never hit a girl, but I'd still choke a biitch.

    [QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

    You're a f*cking douchebag TC. A) for being a poor ass scrub who doesn't tip, and B) for being an impatient asswipe who can't sit calmly for a couple minutes while someone is just trying to do their goddamn job. Go to hell.

    [/QUOTE] Doesn't take much to troll you does it?
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  • Chickity_China
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:04 pm GMT

    chilly-chill wrote:
    Chickity_China wrote:

    You're a f*cking douchebag TC. A) for being a poor ass scrub who doesn't tip, and B) for being an impatient asswipe who can't sit calmly for a couple minutes while someone is just trying to do their goddamn job. Go to hell.

    Doesn't take much to troll you does it?

    Go lick a chode.

    [QUOTE="chilly-chill"][QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

    You're a f*cking douchebag TC. A) for being a poor ass scrub who doesn't tip, and B) for being an impatient asswipe who can't sit calmly for a couple minutes while someone is just trying to do their goddamn job. Go to hell.

    [/QUOTE] Doesn't take much to troll you does it?[/QUOTE]

    Go lick a chode.

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  • worlock77
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:06 pm GMT
    If you're going to make up a story at least make it believable. Also the pepper spray thing makes you look like a huge p*ssy.

    :
    It is my opinion that pursuing women who do not have red hair isn’t a good time investment. Eventually you will look at her hair, realize it’s not red, and come to understand that you’ve settled for less. - Jerry "Tycho" Holkins

    If you're going to make up a story at least make it believable. Also the pepper spray thing makes you look like a huge p*ssy.
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  • Lethargika
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:07 pm GMT
    I used to deliver dominos at one point, and the order total cutoff was 5.00 and under. For instance you couldnt order lava cakes, which were 2.99 at the time i worked there, and have them delivered. Anyway, considering dominos has a couple high sellers priced under 10 bucks, a 10 dollar cutoff seems rediculous to me.
    Edited on Dec 4, 2012 2:08 pm GMT

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    I used to deliver dominos at one point, and the order total cutoff was 5.00 and under. For instance you couldnt order lava cakes, which were 2.99 at the time i worked there, and have them delivered. Anyway, considering dominos has a couple high sellers priced under 10 bucks, a 10 dollar cutoff seems rediculous to me.
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  • MrGeezer
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:13 pm GMT
    worlock77 wrote:
    If you're going to make up a story at least make it believable. Also the pepper spray thing makes you look like a huge p*ssy.


    At least it wasn't a rape whistle.
    [QUOTE="worlock77"]If you're going to make up a story at least make it believable. Also the pepper spray thing makes you look like a huge p*ssy.[/QUOTE] At least it wasn't a rape whistle.
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  • undergroundLPx
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:24 pm GMT

    speedfog wrote:

    I agree, delevery guys are a**holes.

    They do the same thing to me (not sure if your story is true but doesn't matter). It's not that i'm lazy to get my own pizza, but most of the times if I let delever one, then al lthe shops are already closed.

    They bring their little attitude to work. They are representing a company, in those few minutes they exist to serve me. They are sent to please me and treat me with the upmost respect. I am paying for a service.

    [QUOTE="speedfog"]

    I agree, delevery guys are a**holes.

    They do the same thing to me (not sure if your story is true but doesn't matter). It's not that i'm lazy to get my own pizza, but most of the times if I let delever one, then al lthe shops are already closed.

    [/QUOTE]

    They bring their little attitude to work. They are representing a company, in those few minutes they exist to serve me. They are sent to please me and treat me with the upmost respect. I am paying for a service.

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  • undergroundLPx
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:24 pm GMT

    GhoX wrote:

    According to the story, you probably committed robbery, the guy then used reasonable force (not enough detail?) to protect the property, but you assaulted him in return.

    He can call the cops and they'd have a fairly good case against you.

    He was in my property. I'll make a story up and get my neighbors in on it too. They would believe me.

    The guy would probably end up in jail for sexual harassment.

    [QUOTE="GhoX"]

    According to the story, you probably committed robbery, the guy then used reasonable force (not enough detail?) to protect the property, but you assaulted him in return.

    He can call the cops and they'd have a fairly good case against you.

    [/QUOTE]

    He was in my property. I'll make a story up and get my neighbors in on it too. They would believe me.

    The guy would probably end up in jail for sexual harassment.

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  • Cloud_Insurance
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:25 pm GMT

    being cheap and butthurt is no way to go through life.

    Jandurin wrote:
    It felt generic.

    being cheap and butthurt is no way to go through life.

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  • undergroundLPx
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:26 pm GMT

    comp_atkins wrote:
    next time you order dominoes it's coming with extra toppings....

    I would blow up their tires after smacking them senseless against the pavement. I always open the box and check the pizza before i hand over the money.

    [QUOTE="comp_atkins"]next time you order dominoes it's coming with extra toppings....[/QUOTE]

    I would blow up their tires after smacking them senseless against the pavement. I always open the box and check the pizza before i hand over the money.

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  • yokofox33
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:40 pm GMT

    After those last couple posts it's pretty apparent this story is made up.

    Assuming we didn't already believe it was made up.

    After those last couple posts it's pretty apparent this story is made up.

    Assuming we didn't already believe it was made up.

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  • comp_atkins
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 2:47 pm GMT
    Lethargika wrote:
    I used to deliver dominos at one point, and the order total cutoff was 5.00 and under. For instance you couldnt order lava cakes, which were 2.99 at the time i worked there, and have them delivered. Anyway, considering dominos has a couple high sellers priced under 10 bucks, a 10 dollar cutoff seems rediculous to me.
    kozmo.com went out of business because they'd deliver with no minimum. you could literally order a $1 snickers bar and they'd pay someone to deliver it to you.

    "everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy" -louis c.k.

    [QUOTE="Lethargika"]I used to deliver dominos at one point, and the order total cutoff was 5.00 and under. For instance you couldnt order lava cakes, which were 2.99 at the time i worked there, and have them delivered. Anyway, considering dominos has a couple high sellers priced under 10 bucks, a 10 dollar cutoff seems rediculous to me.[/QUOTE] kozmo.com went out of business because they'd deliver with no minimum. you could literally order a $1 snickers bar and they'd pay someone to deliver it to you.
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  • JohnF111
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:00 pm GMT
    Yeah pepper spray + drives away... Totally believable.

    My rig: Intel i5 2500k | 8GB 2000Mhz RAM | 2x 120GB SSD in RAID 0 | AMD HD 6970 2GB | Asus P8Z68-V LX

    Yeah pepper spray + drives away... Totally believable. :roll:
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  • cmpepper23
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:12 pm GMT

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

    FORCA BARCA!!! The Messiah...MESSI is here!

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

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  • coolbeans90
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:17 pm GMT
    Serraph105 wrote:

    not very believable, but at least your story was entertaining.

    [QUOTE="Serraph105"]

    not very believable, but at least your story was entertaining.

    [/QUOTE]
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  • JigglyWiggly_
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:18 pm GMT

    this story sounds very legit

    i like it

    Edited on Dec 4, 2012 3:18 pm GMT

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    this story sounds very legit

    i like it

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  • Phaze-Two
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:23 pm GMT

    You're a jerk TC. YOU initiated the physical confrontation on a guy doing his job (for which he makes little money most likely).

    I bet you're REAL proud of yourself.

    You're a jerk TC. YOU initiated the physical confrontation on a guy doing his job (for which he makes little money most likely).

    I bet you're REAL proud of yourself.

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  • Phaze-Two
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:24 pm GMT

    cmpepper23 wrote:

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

    another reason why this guy seems like a total jerk.

    [QUOTE="cmpepper23"]

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

    [/QUOTE]

    another reason why this guy seems like a total jerk.

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  • Optical_Order
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:29 pm GMT

    I bet the next time you order delivery from there they send you a pizza bomb.

    I bet the next time you order delivery from there they send you a pizza bomb.

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  • Phaze-Two
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:30 pm GMT

    undergroundLPx wrote:

    MrPraline wrote:
    I don't understand the story. If they only deliver from $ 10 onwards, wouldn't they, like, not send a guy to your house for 9.50 in the first place? And if he's already there and you're willing to pay why would he give a f*ck about that policy?

    They have done the same thing twice. Here's the story:

    There's a deal from Dominos where the medium cheese pizza only costs $5.99 BUT you can't order it for delivery since it's under the $10 cap. It would cost you the regular price which is above $10. HOWEVER, if you order the $5 pizza PLUS some breadsticks it sums up to about $9 something which is kind of like a gray zone apparently for them. The lady over the phone told me it was $10 total but the delivery clown said it was $9.50 or whatever. It has happened twice already. That's why the pepper spray got pulled out.

    lol so instead of ordering from somewhere else, or making your own food, you pepper spray a guy after stealing the pizza form him?

    do you really think the "delivery clown" wanted to drive all the way to your place just so this would happen?

    [QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

    [QUOTE="MrPraline"]I don't understand the story. If they only deliver from $ 10 onwards, wouldn't they, like, not send a guy to your house for 9.50 in the first place? And if he's already there and you're willing to pay why would he give a f*ck about that policy? [/QUOTE]

    They have done the same thing twice. Here's the story:

    There's a deal from Dominos where the medium cheese pizza only costs $5.99 BUT you can't order it for delivery since it's under the $10 cap. It would cost you the regular price which is above $10. HOWEVER, if you order the $5 pizza PLUS some breadsticks it sums up to about $9 something which is kind of like a gray zone apparently for them. The lady over the phone told me it was $10 total but the delivery clown said it was $9.50 or whatever. It has happened twice already. That's why the pepper spray got pulled out.

    [/QUOTE]

    lol so instead of ordering from somewhere else, or making your own food, you pepper spray a guy after stealing the pizza form him?

    do you really think the "delivery clown" wanted to drive all the way to your place just so this would happen?

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  • undergroundLPx
     
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    Dec 4, 2012 3:32 pm GMT

    cmpepper23 wrote:

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

    I have a small chihuahua which is delicate. The pitbulls are locked in the backyard, almost have to feed them by throwing the food from a safe distance. Nothing to play with.

    [QUOTE="cmpepper23"]

    If you're walking pitbulls, why do you need pepper spray? Shouldn't you and the dog be badass enough to take on any threats?

    [/QUOTE]

    I have a small chihuahua which is delicate. The pitbulls are locked in the backyard, almost have to feed them by throwing the food from a safe distance. Nothing to play with.

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