- Sep 19, 2012 2:56 pm GMT
Avast ye land lubbers!
This be but one of the three activities you'll need to be completen' if ye want a shot at that treasure!
Last year durin' speak like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some 'o their favorite pirate Jokes, 'n 'tis year we're doin' it again! Message ye scurvy pirate Punch-line in 'tis thread here.
For the Plain English Translation Click SpoilerAvast ye land lubbers!
This be but one of the three activities you'll need to be completen' if ye want a shot at that treasure!
Last year durin' speak like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some 'o their favorite pirate Jokes, 'n 'tis year we're doin' it again! Message ye scurvy pirate Punch-line in 'tis thread here.
For the Plain English Translation Click Spoiler [spoiler] Last year during talk like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some of their favorite Pirate Jokes, and this year we're doing it again! Post your Pirate Punch-lines in this thread here. [/spoiler] Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
- Sep 19, 2012 3:27 pm GMT
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... Its rated AARRRRGGH!
What is a pirates favorite study subject? ..........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
What's a pirate's second-choice job? ..........an arrrrrrchitect!
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? ..........arrrr - Sep 19, 2012 3:56 pm GMT
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? .............. Arrr... me heartie! How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? ........... A buck-an-ear! - Sep 19, 2012 3:59 pm GMT
What musician duo are pirates infatuated with? Simon and Garrrrrrrrrrrrfunkel.
- Sep 19, 2012 4:19 pm GMTARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate? Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
- Sep 19, 2012 4:29 pm GMT
rn "The moon, sun and stars can't shine as bright as you do!"rn
E-married to PiscesChick93 What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook. - Sep 19, 2012 4:34 pm GMT
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Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths (Proverbs 3:5-6).
What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot? A hook shot! (Quite obvious!)
- Sep 19, 2012 5:25 pm GMT
A fairly old one but a classic. A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!". - Sep 19, 2012 5:38 pm GMT
When does a pirate get a boat? ... ... ... When it's on sail! ...What, not funny? -pouts- - Sep 19, 2012 5:47 pm GMT
Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.
- Sep 19, 2012 5:51 pm GMT
Beating natural selection since 1980!
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Q: What do you call a good-looking pirate lady?
A: Aye, Candy!
yeah, i stold it off of piratejokes.net, just try and make me walk the plank...
- Sep 19, 2012 7:10 pm GMT
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Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH! - Sep 19, 2012 8:05 pm GMT
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What is the bad thing that pirates usually do? Aye! Piracccccccyy!!! - Sep 19, 2012 8:52 pm GMT
Pirates of the Caribean.
Yeah, I'm good.
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Pirates of the Caribean.
Yeah, I'm good. :cool:
- Sep 19, 2012 9:39 pm GMT
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All the ladies below (mostly drawn by a certain awesome but, for better or worse, not-so-well known fan artist) are actual game characters, though not (necessarily) THAT kind of games if you are thinking about those.
Poor Jolly Rogers learned the hard way that the pirate flag doesn't have to be skull-and-bones - or cloth.
- Sep 20, 2012 1:40 am GMT
- What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
- Eight pirates!
- Sep 20, 2012 1:58 am GMT
"Rain Pisces Moonbeam Wave III" - Ilovegames1992 (14/02/12)
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What noise does a Pirate make whentold to "say ahhh"
"ARGHHHHHH."
- Sep 20, 2012 2:48 am GMT
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I'm a mighty thesaurus! Rawr!
How did the pirate measure his ship? He used a YAARRRdstick! - Sep 20, 2012 3:47 am GMT
Where do pirates with wooden legs eat breakfast? IHOP
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