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5 ways to improve cats

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  • GreySeal9
     
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    May 26, 2012 2:04 pm GMT

    These suggestions are pretty awesome. I love the glow in the dark idea!

    Edited on May 26, 2012 2:06 pm GMT

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    [url=http://www.cracked.com/article_19881_5-ways-to-improve-cats.html]These suggestions are pretty awesome.[/url] I love the glow in the dark idea! :lol:

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  • spike6958
     
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    May 26, 2012 2:46 pm GMT

    I want the Morgan Freeman Cat Documentary.

    Edited on May 26, 2012 2:46 pm GMT

    I want the Morgan Freeman Cat Documentary.

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  • ZumaJones07
     
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    May 26, 2012 2:54 pm GMT
    if they were more dog-like they'd be better, they don't listen or give a sht until they're hungry or feel needy.
    And you should clear your throat.
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    if they were more dog-like they'd be better, they don't listen or give a sht until they're hungry or feel needy.
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  • Deihjan
     
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    May 26, 2012 2:58 pm GMT
    Make the bastards unable to bite and/or claw their owners, when they're being petted normally. Make them able to explode when abused.
    Also make them sh!t gold instead of poop, because honestly....we need more gold.
    'Let's make a contract.'

    Make the bastards unable to bite and/or claw their owners, when they're being petted normally. Make them able to explode when abused. Also make them sh!t gold instead of poop, because honestly....we need more gold.
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  • megagene
     
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    May 26, 2012 2:59 pm GMT
    I like cats the way they are.
    I like cats the way they are.
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  • Deihjan
     
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    May 26, 2012 3:01 pm GMT
    megagene wrote:
    I like cats the way they are.

    Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.
    'Let's make a contract.'

    [QUOTE="megagene"]I like cats the way they are. [/QUOTE] Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.
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  • megagene
     
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    May 26, 2012 3:06 pm GMT
    Deihjan wrote:
    megagene wrote:
    I like cats the way they are.

    Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.

    Fair point.
    [QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="megagene"]I like cats the way they are. [/QUOTE] Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.[/QUOTE] Fair point.
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  • br0kenrabbit
     
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    May 26, 2012 3:07 pm GMT

    My suggestion to improve cats involves BBQ sauce and steak rub.



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    My suggestion to improve cats involves BBQ sauce and steak rub.

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  • Zensword
     
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    May 26, 2012 3:11 pm GMT
    glowing cat is awesome
    glowing cat is awesome
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  • GreySeal9
     
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    May 26, 2012 7:48 pm GMT

    Deihjan wrote:
    megagene wrote:
    I like cats the way they are.
    Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.

    This is off topic, but your sig is funny.

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    [QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="megagene"]I like cats the way they are. [/QUOTE] Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.[/QUOTE]

    This is off topic, but your sig is funny.

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  • LJS9502_basic
     
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    May 26, 2012 7:50 pm GMT
    megagene wrote:
    I like cats the way they are.

    [QUOTE="megagene"]I like cats the way they are. [/QUOTE]
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  • KiIIyou
     
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    May 26, 2012 7:54 pm GMT
    All they need is a couple more words.

    i feel youre perfect, to me

    whatever your flaws, i cannot see

    All they need is a couple more words.
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  • Nibroc420
     
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    May 26, 2012 7:57 pm GMT
    Deihjan wrote:
    megagene wrote:
    I like cats the way they are.

    Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.


    Cats are only bastards if someone is a bastard to them.

    If, as a kitten, you encourage the playful hunting while allowing them to be little attention w****s then they can grow up to be quite sweet.
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    [QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="megagene"]I like cats the way they are. [/QUOTE] Your cat is unique. most cats are bastards.[/QUOTE] Cats are only bastards if someone is a bastard to them. If, as a kitten, you encourage the playful hunting while allowing them to be little attention w****s then they can grow up to be quite sweet.
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  • 22Toothpicks
     
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    May 26, 2012 7:58 pm GMT
    I like my cat the way he is. Although some of these enhancements would be interesting.
    I like my cat the way he is. Although some of these enhancements would be interesting.
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