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Vampires vs. Zombies

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  • Level 25
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    Sep 14, 2011 5:40 pm GMT
    What lore are we basing this off of? There are thousands of different books/games/movies that depict zombies and vampires differently. Depending which source we use the outcome will be different.
    What lore are we basing this off of? There are thousands of different books/games/movies that depict zombies and vampires differently. Depending which source we use the outcome will be different.
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    AvatarMan96 wrote:

    Twilight ones do

    How disturbing...

    And I totally did vote for Yoshi and Companion Cube!

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    Twilight ones do :o

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    How disturbing...

    And I totally did vote for Yoshi and Companion Cube! :D

  • Level 38
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    Sep 14, 2011 5:52 pm GMT

    This show is totally fake and gay.

    That guy can't be a real Doctor, he mispronounces Maxilla and zygomatic in the Crazy Horse Vs Pancho Villa episode I'm watching, I don't know if it's just a simple error or not but I'll watch the next one and see if he screws up more of his anatomy.

    Edited on Sep 14, 2011 5:54 pm GMT

    This show is totally fake and gay.

    That guy can't be a real Doctor, he mispronounces Maxilla and zygomatic in the Crazy Horse Vs Pancho Villa episode I'm watching, I don't know if it's just a simple error or not but I'll watch the next one and see if he screws up more of his anatomy.

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    Sep 14, 2011 6:03 pm GMT

    zombies are walking corpses; I wouldn't even call them "undead", more like "animated dead". Their flesh is decayed and soft, they lack the ability to communicate with eachother, and, outside of being strong, lack much physical ability (they can't jump, walk across narrow things, wouldnt know what to do if they came to a 3-foot gap, etc).

    Vampires, on the other hand, are true undead: they hold all the benefits of a live person (social skills, thought, etc), with all the excellent things that go along with being a vampire (immortality, speed, agility, cunning, strength, shapeshifting).

    The only possibility that zombies might beat vampires is via attrition; as vampires cannot feed on dead people, the zombies could eventually cause the extinction of all the vampires by infecting the vampires' food with the zombie virus.

    But I don't think Deadliest Warrior is going to factor that in, I think they are going to debate a straight-up fight, in which case the vampire should win in pretty much every single example they provide. I am sorry, but zombies are pretty much worthless.

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    zombies are walking corpses; I wouldn't even call them "undead", more like "animated dead". Their flesh is decayed and soft, they lack the ability to communicate with eachother, and, outside of being strong, lack much physical ability (they can't jump, walk across narrow things, wouldnt know what to do if they came to a 3-foot gap, etc).

    Vampires, on the other hand, are true undead: they hold all the benefits of a live person (social skills, thought, etc), with all the excellent things that go along with being a vampire (immortality, speed, agility, cunning, strength, shapeshifting).

    The only possibility that zombies might beat vampires is via attrition; as vampires cannot feed on dead people, the zombies could eventually cause the extinction of all the vampires by infecting the vampires' food with the zombie virus.

    But I don't think Deadliest Warrior is going to factor that in, I think they are going to debate a straight-up fight, in which case the vampire should win in pretty much every single example they provide. I am sorry, but zombies are pretty much worthless.

  • Level 54
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    Sep 14, 2011 8:36 pm GMT

    So who won

    I almost missed the airing(2nd), but this thread reminded my to REC

    Anyway, vampires should win by a land slide.

    Hell, even the bloody twilight vamps would destroy zombies

    Then factor in mega vamps like Alucard

    I'll just call plain bull**** if they don't win

    Werewolfs vs vamps would have been more interesting

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    So who won

    I almost missed the airing(2nd), but this thread reminded my to REC

    Anyway, vampires should win by a land slide.

    Hell, even the bloody twilight vamps would destroy zombies

    Then factor in mega vamps like Alucard

    I'll just call plain bull**** if they don't win

    Werewolfs vs vamps would have been more interesting:(

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    Sep 14, 2011 9:07 pm GMT
    AvatarMan96 wrote:
    Necrifer wrote:

    almasdeathchild wrote:

    zombies since they dont sparkle

    Vampires don't sparkle, though...


    Twilight ones do

    Twilight has NO vampires!
    [QUOTE="AvatarMan96"][QUOTE="Necrifer"]

    [QUOTE="almasdeathchild"]

    zombies since they dont sparkle

    [/QUOTE]

    Vampires don't sparkle, though...

    :(

    [/QUOTE] Twilight ones do :o[/QUOTE] Twilight has NO vampires! :x
  • Level 51
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    Sep 14, 2011 9:19 pm GMT

    If there's millions or billions of zombies then they would win, otherwise on a one on one, the vampire would win every time (unless its the 28 days/months later zombies, then all it would take is one drop of blood in the vamps eye and BOOM!! Zombified).

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    If there's millions or billions of zombies then they would win, otherwise on a one on one, the vampire would win every time (unless its the 28 days/months later zombies, then all it would take is one drop of blood in the vamps eye and BOOM!! Zombified).

  • Level 44
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    Sep 14, 2011 9:19 pm GMT
    T_REX305 wrote:

    MrBubbles59 wrote:

    T_REX305 wrote:

    Deadliest Warrior? Wait what?

    It's a tv show.

    Yeah I know its a tv show but seriously, they are doing this? I know one day they would run out of ideas but this is stupid.


    That show was pretty terrible from episode one.


    [QUOTE="T_REX305"]

    [QUOTE="MrBubbles59"]

    [QUOTE="T_REX305"]

    Deadliest Warrior? Wait what?

    [/QUOTE]

    It's a tv show.

    [/QUOTE]

    Yeah I know its a tv show but seriously, they are doing this? I know one day they would run out of ideas but this is stupid.

    [/QUOTE] That show was pretty terrible from episode one.
  • Level 39
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    Sep 14, 2011 9:28 pm GMT
    th3warr1or wrote:
    Twilight has NO vampires!

    I was thinking this as well.
    [QUOTE="th3warr1or"]Twilight has NO vampires! :x [/QUOTE] I was thinking this as well.
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    I like zombies more. >__>
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    I like zombies more. >__>
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    Sep 14, 2011 9:46 pm GMT

    Aquat1cF1sh wrote:
    I like zombies more. >__>

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

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    [QUOTE="Aquat1cF1sh"]I like zombies more. >__>[/QUOTE]

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

  • Level 46
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    Sep 15, 2011 12:20 am GMT

    Fightingfan wrote:

    This show is totally fake and gay.

    That guy can't be a real Doctor, he mispronounces Maxilla and zygomatic in the Crazy Horse Vs Pancho Villa episode I'm watching, I don't know if it's just a simple error or not but I'll watch the next one and see if he screws up more of his anatomy.

    fake and gay very original "rolls eyes*

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    [QUOTE="Fightingfan"]

    This show is totally fake and gay.

    That guy can't be a real Doctor, he mispronounces Maxilla and zygomatic in the Crazy Horse Vs Pancho Villa episode I'm watching, I don't know if it's just a simple error or not but I'll watch the next one and see if he screws up more of his anatomy.

    [/QUOTE]fake and gay very original "rolls eyes*

  • Level 47
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    dercoo wrote:

    Aquat1cF1sh wrote:
    I like zombies more. >__>

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true


    No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.

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    [QUOTE="dercoo"]

    [QUOTE="Aquat1cF1sh"]I like zombies more. >__>[/QUOTE]

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

    [/QUOTE] No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.
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    MgamerBD wrote:
    dercoo wrote:

    Aquat1cF1sh wrote:
    I like zombies more. >__>

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

    No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life

    Edited on Sep 15, 2011 1:48 am GMT

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    [QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="dercoo"]

    [QUOTE="Aquat1cF1sh"]I like zombies more. >__>[/QUOTE]

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

    [/QUOTE] No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.[/QUOTE]

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life

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    I am more interested in Vampires V/S Ware wolves
    I am more interested in Vampires V/S Ware wolves
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    Vampire Ghouls = Zombies. Zombie wouldn't be able to take out a vampire unless they are intelligent and are in a large number....

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    Vampire Ghouls = Zombies. Zombie wouldn't be able to take out a vampire unless they are intelligent and are in a large number....
  • Level 66
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    Do I need to post who I would pick?
    Do I need to post who I would pick?
  • Level 34
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    Zombies duh.

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    Zombies duh.

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    Sep 15, 2011 9:45 am GMT
    dercoo wrote:

    MgamerBD wrote:
    dercoo wrote:

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

    No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life


    But they no scary.

    I need scary.

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    [QUOTE="dercoo"]

    [QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="dercoo"]

    Zombies are retarded vampires

    Seriously, in every sense/meaning this is true

    [/QUOTE] No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.[/QUOTE]

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life

    [/QUOTE] But they no scary. I need scary.
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    parkurtommo wrote:
    dercoo wrote:

    MgamerBD wrote:
    No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life

    But they no scary. I need scary.

    Alucard and clas sic vamps are scary

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    [QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="dercoo"]

    [QUOTE="MgamerBD"] No...vampires are smart zombies. Zombies are the epitome of monsters. There is no better monster or apocalypse scenario out there then zombies.[/QUOTE]

    Zombies can't perform magic/witchcraft, use weapons, or well think.

    Intelligence is the greatest weapon, zombies lack any of that and lack threat.

    They are not even evil, just going on pure instinct. Making them more animals than monsters

    Vampires embody clever, true evil. Evil hidden behind the guise of charm,

    very much like the Nazi's (WW2) in real life

    [/QUOTE] But they no scary. I need scary.[/QUOTE]

    Alucard and clas sic vamps are scary

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