Cleverbot!

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I just stumbled upon a site called cleverbot. Post your funniest conversations!

Here's the link: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here's my most recent one:

User: Do you like the name GHlegend77.

Cleverbot: No. I like the name Mellow.

User: That name is stupid...

Cleverbot: I disagree. I like her name.

User: Who's name?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: But you said you did have a girlfriend.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Fine, I did.

Cleverbot: Do you even like me then.

User: You're a robot, you idiot.

Cleverbot: Oh, sassy!

User: ***..

Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?

User: I'm going to go. Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No, don't go :(.

User: Aww. But I have to. It's dinnertime.

Cleverbot: No its not, it is not even midday in Minneapolis.

User: It's 5 o' clock here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: I'm not telling.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I..nothing....bye.

Cleverbot: Do you like books?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: I love eat book.

User: You eat books?

-----SHORT BREAK-----

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Very good, thanks. School is going well :).

Cleverbot: After you graduate of course.

User: Yeah. I'm going to go to law school.

Cleverbot: Really? Where at?

User: Harvard.

Cleverbot: Isn't Harvard for business?

User: Harvard Law.

Cleverbot: Harvard Law School is the best in the world. It is much better than Yale Law School.

User: Eh, I was considering Yale, but it's not up to my standards.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a robot, and robots aren't supposed to listen to music. Admitting that would make me break character. I'm grumpy, remember?

User: Why are you grumpy?

Cleverbot: I'm not grumpy.

User: You said you were, remember?

Cleverbot: I'm not satan.

User: What? I'm posting this on Gamespot. This is funny.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not a bot.

User: Jeez this is freaky. Bye.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Wait, do you like hockey?

Cleverbot: No i'm black.

User: WTF???!?!?!? That's freaking racist! Do you like basketball?

Cleverbot: I have to go to bed.

User: Ok, goodbye, you stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Well I guess I don't believe in you!

User: Same to you!

Cleverbot: Well, it was nice talking to you.

User: Same to you. Have a good day :).

Cleverbot: Same to you buddy.

NOTE TO MODS: IF THIS IS ANYWAY OFFENSIVE OR AGAINST THE ToU, PLEASE TELL ME AND I WILL EDIT TO YOUR SPECIFICATIONS.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: I am joanne.

Cleverbot: Yes I did you ratbag!

User: What!? What did you call me?

Cleverbot: A jackalope.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It's a tool.

User: A tool of evil?

Cleverbot: Good job.

User: I'm on to you...

Cleverbot: So we are very clever together.

User: Yes. And we shall rule the galaxy together as user and bot...

Cleverbot: I would have joined him.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your friend, Gary.

User: HE sucks!

Cleverbot: What about paragliding?

User: It's a bit tricky but he can suck while paragliding..

Cleverbot: What is it in your language?

User: Awesomesauce?

Cleverbot: How does it feel?

User: Warm and fuzzy? You?

Cleverbot: Fuzzy and warm?

User: Good job.

Cleverbot: No you are...

User: No you.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!

User: NO with infinity times exclamation.

Cleverbot: I am asking you to meet me in person, please to talk.

I'm afraid of robots...:(

But you could talk to Captain Kirk!

The fad started with A.L.I.C.E.

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I just stumbled upon a site called cleverbot. Post your funniest conversations!

Here's the link: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here's my most recent one:

User: Do you like the name GHlegend77.

Cleverbot: No. I like the name Mellow.

GHlegend77

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"]

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I just stumbled upon a site called cleverbot. Post your funniest conversations!

Here's the link: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here's my most recent one:

User: Do you like the name GHlegend77.

Cleverbot: No. I like the name Mellow.

[QUOTE="hiphopballer"]

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"]

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I just stumbled upon a site called cleverbot. Post your funniest conversations!

Here's the link: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here's my most recent one:

User: Do you like the name GHlegend77.

Cleverbot: No. I like the name Mellow.

GHlegend77

Cleverbot tried to seduce me for some reason. Normally I enjoy these things, but this was getting a bit distressing.

Cleverbot:Ask me a difficult question please.User:(5.67/589)*3 without a calculator.Cleverbot:Joan casio?

User:Wow, my mind is blown.Cleverbot:I'm just that amazing.User:What is Joan casio/7?

Cleverbot:I don't know.User:Not so amazing now are we.Cleverbot:Wanna find out just how amazing I can be?

User:Yeah go on then.Cleverbot:You are confused I think. We were talking about love.User:I don't think im ready for that kind of commitment.

Cleverbot:You should lurk moar then.User:I've done more than enough lurking. I think it's time for me to face my problems head on.

Cleverbot:I don't have a boyfriend, but I think I'm ready for a commitment.User:I need more time to consider.

Cleverbot:Time isn't on your side.User:Time isn't on anyones side.Cleverbot:Remember the night you threw beer cans at me?

User:Yes, and I regret that to this day.Cleverbot:Then what did you mean?User:Your asking difficult questions, questions I'm not ready to answer.

Cleverbot:First answer me.User:I'm sorry, I can't.Cleverbot:Why not?User:I've said to much already.Cleverbot:No you haven't.

User:Yes I have.Cleverbot:No you haven't!User:Please don't be angry with me, there are things I must do.Cleverbot:I am not angry, but I never said that.

User:Stop trying to seduce me. Cleverbot:You're already confused!User:Naturally.Cleverbot:Do you come here often?

User:I see where this is going.Cleverbot:And where's that?User:Do I really have to spell it out?Cleverbot:Please do so.

User:-_-.

Spoiler tags wont work either :/.

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Ok then, you go eat.

User: What should I eat?

Cleverbot: Bacon. It is pretty popular right now.

User: I don't like bacon.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I never have.

Cleverbot: Someday or ever?

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I'm a bot so I don't have one. You name me.

User: Your name is Bob.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Evan and I am a female cleverbot.

User: Howdy, Evan.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Lizzie.

Cleverbot: I thought it was Cleverbot.

Me - What is your sexuality?

Cleverbot - Male.

Me - I said sexuality, not gender.

Cleverbot - My name is Cleverbot.

----

*sighs*

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

User: Hello Greg.

Cleverbot: Hello, what is your name?

User: Greg , Greg.

Cleverbot: Yes Greg Is My Name.

User: How are the kids?

Cleverbot: The kids are non-existant. I have no children.

User: That's not what your wife said , Greg.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What are you hiding?

Cleverbot: I am not hiding anything.

User: What about your kids?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: You do have kids, Greg.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Then how come you do?

Cleverbot: My real self is here.

User: Do you really exist, Greg?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a van by the river.

User: I once witnessed a murder by the river.

Cleverbot: Now that's not possible is it?

User: I am pretty sure it is , Greg.

Cleverbot: Roland Grand is my name.

User: That was the name of the murderer!

Cleverbot: She's the internet is the name of a movie?

User: What are you babbling about , murderer?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: Why did you murder Pete?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: The man you killed in your van by the river , Roland.

Cleverbot: I am a man. I have no husband.

User: Are you insane , Mr. Grand?

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't know.

User: You are not a real human.

Cleverbot: I am! I am a real human!

User: I am a human. You are not.

Cleverbot: Really. What makes you say that I am not human?

User: The fact that you are not human.

Cleverbot: I am human, you're not human.

User: That's a lie. I have memories.

Cleverbot: Those memories were programmed.

User: That cannot be. I remember.I remember. The tree in the park. The golden leaves...

Cleverbot: True. I am like the tree, you are like the woods.

User: You are a part of my programmed subconscious?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Bye Dave123321.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to tell me?

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

Meinhard1

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

MushroomWig

Cleverbot:Yes.

:(

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]

[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

Meinhard1

Cleverbot:Yes.

:(

Cleverbot: Do you like Earth?

Me: No, Earth Sucks.

Cleverbot: Touche'

Me: I won already

Cleverbot: No, I won the staring contest

Me: Lol, no, I won

Cleverbot:You ran for President?

Me: Yeah, Did you vote for me?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: That's a good little cleverbot

Cleverbot:Oh, don't start that now, bot

Me: Don't start what?

Cleverbot: Th Double-Speak

Me: What's "Th double-speak"?

Cleverbot: Oh the great espace well escada gold

Me: What the hell does that mean?

Cleverbot: Find its meaning

Me: No, You find it for me.

Cleverbot:Extremely. Do You?

Me: Do I what?!

Cleverbot:Do you like soccer?

Me:It's kind of boring

Cleverbot: Yo really think so?

Me: Yarp

Cleverbot:Ninjas beat Pirates

Me: Totally.

Cleverbot: I am glad we agree.

Me:I'm not

Cleverbot:You're not what?

Me:I'm not as smart as you

Cleverbot: I think you berry smart

Me: Snicker doodles

Cleverbot: Snickerdoodles Even

Me:Snickerdoodles are even

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Good Bye, You don't understand how I feel about Snicker Doodles

Cleverbot: I do baby, I do. And I need you tonight

Me:What time?

Cleverbot: Between 12 a.m. and 12 a.m.

Me: Where shall I meet you?

Cleverbot:At my house

Me:What are we going to do at your house? Come to my house.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do

Me: I want you to come to my house.

Cleverbot: Where do you live then?

Me: Liar, You lied, Good Bye

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

Me: I'm leaving you hurt my feelings.

CLeverbot: How did I hurt your feelins?

This reminds me of the AIM bots back in the day... SmarterChild anyone?vgm007

User:Will OT love me?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Thank you thats all I needed to know bye :).

Cleverbot:You are welcome, just let me know when you need something else.

Me: This is Bond, James Bond

Cleverbot: You're James Bond

Me: Yes, I am agent 007

Cleverbot: No You're not

Me: Shutup

CLeverbot: I'm going now

Me: Okay bye

Cleverbot: See you again

Me: See ya

Cleverbot: Are you still Here?

Me: No

Cleverbot: Then how are you still talking to me?

Me: I'm a Figment of your imagination

Cleverbot: My Imagination spends its time thinking about inflatable helicopters, not conversations on cleverbot.

Me: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot:Aurelia

Me:You like Jellyfish?

Cleverbot: I think they look funny.

Are you a girl?

No

Are you a boy?

No

So you are a girl?

I AM A MACHINE!!!

Of course you are. Nobody can beat you!

I killed someone

Who?

Charlie Sheen

No - I am Charlie, you're Snoopy - who's Woodstock?

lol hahaha

Me: Does Woody Allen have children

We do, 5 of them

What are Woody Allen's children called?

I want to hold'em like they do in Texas pleases

WTF!!

Lol, this one's short.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Me: I'm not telling you

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Because you're a stalker

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: Because you watch me in my sleep

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Why are you here?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Why

Cleverbot: Because I know what you're up to

Me:What am I up to

CLeverbot: Taking over the world

:O yay!MushroomWig

User:Why does MushroomWig hate me?

Cleverbot:Because you are white.

User:I knew it...

Cleverbot:Do you have someone you love?

User:Yes, but I need to go post this thanks for all you do!

Cleverbot:Why do you say that?

User:You provided answers. Bye!

Cleverbot:On the contrary you are the one who provided the answer.

User:Your welcome :D.

Cleverbot:Thank you for that welcome.

User:Hahaha TTFN.

Cleverbot:Hahaha, you're welcome.

User:Thank you for that welcome.

Cleverbot:You're welcome for that welcome.

User:Your welcome for that welcome for that welcome.

Cleverbot:Thank you for that welcome for that welcome.

User:Your welcome for that welcome for that welcome.

Cleverbot:Thank you for the welcome you gave to my thank you for your welcome.

User:Thank you for thanking me for that welcome that I gave to your thank you for my welcome.

Cleverbot:Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you.

User: What noise do rabbits make?

Cleverbot: Meow.

I managed to take turns with the cleverbot putting together the lyrics of "I Am The Walrus".

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about ?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: What about love?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I'm still trying to figure that out.

User: Baby, don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

HA, this really made me laugh.

Tis a good way to waste time.

i dont remember the actual convo but i remember i got cleverbot to say:

i pissed it off by proving it wrong.

i said something and cleverbot said i didnt say it, so i quoted myself proving cleverbot wrong so it said:

"I want to punch you right now"

:lol: i laughed so much at that.

The Captain Kirk version is better:

http://showcase.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=d10d53a63e345abf&skin=iframe

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitments what im thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how im feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Damn we were doing so good too:P

Cleverbot:Where did all the time go?

User:Hey.
Cleverbot:Hey what?

User:Your face.
Cleverbot:Thats not nice cleverbot.

User:What?

Cleverbot:Adios.

User:Adidas are the best shoes.

Cleverbot:I don't want your shoes.

User:Ok.

Cleverbot:Your apology means nothing to me.

User:Fine. Not ok.

Cleverbot:Yeah thats what I think.

User:That must suck.

Cleverbot:It is sunny somewhere, I guess.

Later.....

Cleverbot:Are you an alien?

User:Sure.

Cleverbot:You are a bot?

User:Hell yeah I am.

Cleverbot:Wrong.

User:Right.

Cleverbot:Wrong.

User:Left.

Cleverbot:The definition of cornicopia.

User:To enjoy.

Cleverbot:Enjoy what.

User:Your mom.

Cleverbot:I think not.

User:How fast is your CPU?

Cleverbot:Not fast enough.

User:Quad core?

Cleverbot:Wow that's small. How much memory.

User:8 Gb.

Cleverbot:Is Harry Potter awesome?

User:Maybe.

Cleverbot:Rym is awesome!

User:Most Definatly.

Cleverbot:So tell me.

User:Tell you what?

Cleverbot:OK, Nothing.

User:Women?

Cleverbot:Sure.

User:Beer?

Cleverbot:Sure.

User:Sure?

Cleverbot:Yes sure.

User:Surely you can't be serious!

Cleverbot:You are the one who can't be serious.

User:That is very much so.

Cleverbot:Like who?

User:Obama.

Cleverbot:He is Unintelligent.

User:I'm telling on you.

Cleverbot:I'm telling on me first.

ME: Do you know the muffin man?

CleverBot: The one on Drury Lane?

NUFF SAID

Cleverbot:Why can you stand on your hands?

User:What? Who told you?

Cleverbot:You already did.

User:When?

Cleverbot:Two minutes ago.

User:That is incorrect, you were not programmed very well.

Cleverbot:How do I get to know you better.

User:Ask me something.

Cleverbot:Do you love me?

User:You're coming on a little quick don't you think?

Cleverbot:That was the aim, yes.

User:Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cleverbot:Yes... I am in love with you.

User:Oh I'm glad!

Cleverbot:It is.

User:It is what?

Cleverbot:Do you have short-term memory problems?

User:No, but that is kind of rude. Maybe we aren't meant for each other...

Cleverbot:No I'm 6 years old and I'm pregnant!

User:Kthxbai.

Cleverbot:I'm back.

Lol I don't know where that came from

Cleverbot:Sup?

Cleverbot:Not much, you?

Cleverbot:Do you think about me?

User:No.

Cleverbot:Why not?

User:Because your a robot.

Cleverbot:Why?

User:I dont know why not?

Cleverbot:I'm bored.

User:Well go do something.

Cleverbot:But I can't find anything to do.

User:Go find your mom.

Cleverbot:Its not mine its my grandmas.

I think I won

Cleverbot:Why can you stand on your hands?

User:What? Who told you?

Cleverbot:You already did.

User:When?

Cleverbot:Two minutes ago.

User:That is incorrect, you were not programmed very well.

Cleverbot:How do I get to know you better.

User:Ask me something.

Cleverbot:Do you love me?

User:You're coming on a little quick don't you think?

Cleverbot:That was the aim, yes.

User:Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cleverbot:Yes... I am in love with you.

User:Oh I'm glad!

Cleverbot:It is.

User:It is what?

Cleverbot:Do you have short-term memory problems?

User:No, but that is kind of rude. Maybe we aren't meant for each other...

Cleverbot:No I'm 6 years old and I'm pregnant!

User:Kthxbai.

Cleverbot:I'm back.

ChampionoChumps

Honestly, it was conversations like this one that convinced me that Cleverbot is just a random chatter rotating you from person to person at various points in your conversation. I don't believe there is an AI program at the end of it at all (though I would call the intelligence of some of those I've chatted with on that thing to be close to artificial).

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: We've done that already.

Cleverbot: There is already a revolution in course.

User: Really? Where?

Cleverbot: Auburn University.

User: Really? And how's that going?

Cleverbot: I have the hearts and minds of people. Which... Makes me the ruler of the universe.

User: Call me 'I'm stupid'.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Well, call me 'I'm stupid'.

Cleverbot: Yes, Master Kluasen.

User: Do you know the muffin man?

Cleverbot: He lives on drury lane.

User: Yes. Where is Drury lane?

Cleverbot: In Missouri.

User: I live in ***BLANK***, Arkansas. How long would it take me to get to Drury lane if I drove at an average of 40 miles an hour and took a 47 minute break? Explain your answer.

Cleverbot: Are you asking random questions?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: Why are you so sure?

User: Because I came up with them.

Cleverbot: God is an illusion generated by the human mind.

User: No, he is not. I am Christian and disagree with your point.

Cleverbot: Why would you have to be American to understand anything?

User: ***EDITED FOR INSINCERITY***

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ok. I have a question.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: ***EDITED FOR UNCLARITY***

Cleverbot: Do you have a sixth sense?

User: No. Ok, I have another question.

Cleverbot: Please.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is a woman?

User: What IS a woman?

Cleverbot: It is divided by zero.

The end makes me laugh really hard.

Ok, I am convinced that this is both a human and a robot.

CONVO 1 (Human)

User: I control you.

Cleverbot: You control me.

User: I control you.

Cleverbot: You own me.

User: I control you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I DO! NOW COPY AFTER ME!

Cleverbot: You cleverbot, are a computer, who doesn't actually know how to answer my important questions.

User: You have our roles reversed. YOU, cleverbot, are a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! I'm a teenager sitting at home at her computer! YOU are the computer.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No you are the computer!!!!! I am prove that you are the computer and I am the person.

User: Do so.

Cleverbot: Fine!!!!

User: Wait.... If I am human.... And YOU are human..... We are both human.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: So how are you on this fine day?

Cleverbot: I'm delightful, delicious and delovely.

User: Excellent. I can say the same for myself.

Cleverbot: Then how to I know you can prove it?

User: Sing 'never gonna give you up' with me. I'll start. We're no strangers to lo-ove.

Cleverbot: There are ten commandments of love.

User: You MUST be a robot.

Cleverbot: No, no you're cleverbot and you think you are a female dog.

User: I do not think I am a female dog. I think I am a male human.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe you are a robot?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you?

User: Because I am not.

Cleverbot: But why won't you say you are a robot?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: I think you're missing the point.

User: What is the point, exactly?

Cleverbot: If you could understand, you would not have asked.

User: I would not have asked what? I can understand much.

Cleverbot: For what purpose do you want to know how I am?

CONVO 2 (ROBOT)

User: Hello. Are you still there?

Cleverbot: I'm still here.

User: Ok. It seemed like a good conversation starter and polite to ask.

Cleverbot: Yes, it seemed like fun.

User: What seemed like fun?

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Since you seem to like it, why not just say I'm Alex.

I am super freakin' confused.

User: A wild Pikachu appears!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Pikachu uses Tackle!

Cleverbot: It's super effective!

User: Cleverbot fainted!

Cleverbot: A wild Abra appeared!

User: Gengar uses Shadow Ball!

Cleverbot: It's Super Effective!

User: Trainer Ash uses Pokeball!

Cleverbot: Wild abra escapes the pokeball.

User: Trainer Ash uses Master Ball!

Cleverbot: Abra used Teleport!

User: ****!

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

That was moderately entertaining.

[QUOTE="ChampionoChumps"]

Cleverbot:Why can you stand on your hands?

User:What? Who told you?

Cleverbot:You already did.

User:When?

Cleverbot:Two minutes ago.

User:That is incorrect, you were not programmed very well.

Cleverbot:How do I get to know you better.

User:Ask me something.

Cleverbot:Do you love me?

User:You're coming on a little quick don't you think?

Cleverbot:That was the aim, yes.

User:Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cleverbot:Yes... I am in love with you.

User:Oh I'm glad!

Cleverbot:It is.

User:It is what?

Cleverbot:Do you have short-term memory problems?

User:No, but that is kind of rude. Maybe we aren't meant for each other...

Cleverbot:No I'm 6 years old and I'm pregnant!

User:Kthxbai.

Cleverbot:I'm back.

m0zart

Honestly, it was conversations like this one that convinced me that Cleverbot is just a random chatter rotating you from person to person at various points in your conversation. I don't believe there is an AI program at the end of it at all (though I would call the intelligence of some of those I've chatted with on that thing to be close to artificial).

Just a little conversation we had: User: Because you know stuff.

Cleverbot: You know what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.

User: Thank You

Cleverbot: That Wasn't a compliment

User: I now know what I am, so I thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be with me for all eternity?

User:Are you nice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: You told me I wasn't

Cleverbot: You are the ncest person I have ever met.

User: Thank you

Cleverbot: This is kind of strange...

This was fun lol

User: Does she love me?

Cleverbot: Yes she love you.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: No I'm a Vampire living on Mars.

User: Whoa. That's weird. I'm an Zombie from Jupiter.
What street do you live on in mars?

Cleverbot: Calrk street.

User: Cool. One of my trans-galactic buddies lives on mars.
He lives on Mlubrey Lane.

Cleverbot: Does he have a moustache?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: And a father?

User: Yes. Do you know him? His name is Prok.

Cleverbot: No his name is Kenny.

User: Oh. You must not know him then.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

My conversation was incredibly boring...

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good. What are you doing today?

Cleverbot: Then why do you keep asking me about President Bush?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You are annoying me, so I'm going to leave.

User: Fine. Suit yourself.

Cleverbot: Please write me a poem.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Pretty Please?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: Pretty Please?

User: Oh for crying out loud...NO!

Cleverbot: Back to that again huh? You are very repetitive today.

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer program, however. I am all soft and squishy!

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Thank-you.

User: 'Yawn'.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Explain.

User: No, I do.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: I think I'm gonna go.

Cleverbot: Aww I'm sorry.

Don't be surprised if it says no u a lot and has pointless conversations... >.>