1.) ...King had an alter ego called Queen?
Honestly, I know nothing about this game, other thsn the fact that it kicked my ass because my controller wasn't working right. But honestly, called it here: X, O, X, X is the "Nother One Bites the Dust" special move.
2.) ...Ogre/True Ogre made it in every game?
If they didn't change the character rosters any installments (or just kept adding people nonstop) then it would be Street Fighter.
3.) ...Kazuya wasn't the best fighter?
Then some other bastard would have a rise to power and you know, beat the tournament once and for all. Wouldn't that be nice?
4.) ...Paul was really Guile in desguise?
I would kill myself.We have too many flattops as it is in the world.
5.) ...Paul's hair really was bullet proof?
I wouldn't be surprised. "Attention Duelists! My hair informs me that I just blocked a bullet!"
6.) ...Paul was related to Joe Higoshi from King Of Fighters?
Companies' characters interbreeding is outlawed in Japan and comes with a fine of roughly 8,000,000,000 yen (or around eight dollars)
7.) ...Jack had an alter ego named Jill?
Jack and Jill went up the hill; To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown; FINISH HIM And Jill pressed X, O, X, X. FATALITY.
8.) ...Anna wasn't sexy?
Then I wouldn't have hentai of her on my computer. I don't, by the way.
9.) ...Jack could use missiles?
Anarchy.
10.) ...Yoshimistu really was a Predator?
GET IN THE CHOPPA
11.) ...you could play Yoshimitsu with any of his previous suits?
That's not very fun. Space alien thingers are better naked anyway.
12.) ...they merged Virtua Fighter with Tekken?
Fanboys would cry in the streets. Have you ever tried to clean up crying fanboys? Yeah, I thought so. Next time, think before you ask questions like that.
13.) ...Tekken was a 2D fighter?
Tekken Advance would have been a good game, and therefore I would know what I'm talking about.
14.) ...SEGA made Tekken instead of NAMCO?
The game would be made up of Monkey Balls beating the crap out of Sonic the Hedgehog. The game would also be terrible.
15.) ...Tekken was the worst 3D fighter of all time?
Then..wait, is that a trick question?
16.) ...Tekken required a 6 button controller?
Then I'd really be screwed. I can't even get four to work right.
17.) ...Tekken had a BLOCK button?
Newbies would win every time.
18.) ...Tekken had blood?
I would faint at the sight of any red on screen.
19.) ...blocking was not allowed?
I wouldn't be playing that s***.
20.) ...they made a character that had a missing limb?
The "union of disfigured human beings" would get angry, and so the cripple would get a super move in the game just shut them up.
21.) ...they put in enough characters that includes ALL martial arts?
"I know kung fu."
"Show me!"
[action and physchology mixed into one]
22.) ...merged Mortal Kombat with Tekken?
Then every kharakter in Tekken would have k's everywhere.
23.) ...you could design character of your own?
Then maybe we could make a good game out of it and call it Soul Calibur. Waitaminute...
24.) ...Tekken was an RPG?
Nina + 5 stamina advantage gives her bigger boobs.
25.) ...Tekken was an RTS?
Right clicking on Nina's boobs would make my forces attack. By forces, I mean my hands.
26.) ...they designed every kind of game in Tekken? (RPG, RTS, ACTION, etc.)
The video game industry would explode. We're in a financial crisis, I hope you know. We need people buying all those individually.
27.) ...merged Grand Theft Auto with Tekken?
If you stepped into a puddle in Tekken, you would die instantly.
28.) ...every character had a weapon they could use?
Everyone would just use the BFG 9000.
29.) ...you could fighter in a bigger area
And just keep goingandgoingandgoing
30.) ...you could find items on the ground to help you in some way?
It would be filled with zero gameplay and Nintendo mascots.
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