Three Word Story *forum game*

Welcome gentlemen and ladies to yet another incarnation of the Three Word Story.

The idea behind it is simple, posters take it in turn to add three words.

Don't just post your own three words, please copy and paste the previous post and add your three words to the end of it,

doing it this way makes it easier to read, only the last post need be read.

Make sure you don't post anything that contravenes Gamespots ToS,

Savvy?

I may, from time to time add punctuation, in a futile attempt to make this all make sense

Now to begin in the traditional manner

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One day Kratos

One day Kratos met a tiny marsupial called Bruce Willis, who wanted to die, hard for some tacos he asked the cabby to sit on his fifth newest orange lightsaber. Such an impressive threshold for pain is quite commonplace in purple pterodactyls who can really exist, despite creationist and crazy people who are one with the universe and everthing within the local wal-mart.

Overly long sentences

One day Kratos met a tiny marsupial called Bruce Willis, who wanted to die, hard for some tacos he asked the cabby to sit on his fifth newest orange lightsaber. Such an impressive threshold for pain is quite commonplace in purple pterodactyls who can really exist, despite creationist and crazy people who are one with the universe and everthing within the local wal-mart.

Overly long sentences

MrCycleCancel

One day Kratos met a tiny marsupial called Bruce Willis, who wanted to die, hard for some tacos he asked the cabby to sit on his fifth newest orange lightsaber. Such an impressive threshold for pain is quite commonplace in purple pterodactyls who can really exist, despite creationist and crazy people who are one with the universe and everthing within the local wal-mart.

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel

One day Kratos met a tiny marsupial called Bruce Willis, who wanted to die, hard for some tacos he asked the cabby to sit on his fifth newest orange lightsaber. Such an impressive threshold for pain is quite commonplace in purple pterodactyls who can really exist, despite creationist and crazy people who are one with the universe and everthing within the local wal-mart.

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn

Mr-Lucifer

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat-Smiling Bob-

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling.

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars, defying all logic

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars, defying all logic despite his heroic

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars, defying all logic despite his heroic star killing stance

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars, defying all logic despite his heroic star killing stance, ate a large

Overly long sentences are a chore. Ridiculously short sentences. Demonstrated by MrCycleCancel.

A new dawn crept across the frozen tundra. What a marvelous view, Uranus is clearly in the lower quadrant this night, said Theseus. Allow me to show my goat, see it's indeed very horse-like. Riningan commanded his equine looking goat,Smiling Bob, to cease smiling. Smiling Bob then wiped the grin over the stars, defying all logic despite his heroic star killing stance, ate a large donkey flavoured aubergine