I showed up here for this?
Meh, time for a joke.
 This guy was walking home from work and he heard a knock, knock, knock sound.
 As he increased his walking pace the pace of the banging increased.
He looked around and saw that one of those boxes that you bury people in was inexplicably following him.
It might have been a sarcophagus, I'm not sure, I'm not an expert on burial boxes.
Anyhoo, all the way home this box followed him, matching his pace. Near the end of his journey home he was sprinting.
He thought he had left the funererial paraphanelia behind him and bolted his front door.
Trying to shake the events of the day from his mind the man relaxed in front of the TV with a nice cool beer.Â
Midway down his pint his front door exploded inward and the burial box bore down upon him. Fearing for his life the man threw his beer can at the animate box but it made no difference.
The box pursued him around the front room *picture a benny hill style chase scene if you will*Â the TV remote, the lamp and several cushions all had no effect upon the seemingly possessed final resting place/worm farm. Whatever the man could throw at the sarcophagus it just shrugged it off and continued its mindless pursuit of him.
Running out of projectiles and seeking sanctuary the man ran upstairs. Throwing his umbrella, that was in its usual stand at the foot of the stairs, had no effect on the relentless pursue. Upon reaching the upper floor the man thought he was safe but then
 THUD THUD THUD
the burial box began ascending the stairs, fearful of his life the man hid in the bathroom frantically searching for weapons.
Hefting the porcelain lid of the toilet cistern the man thought he had a weapon to take down the burial box with. He hurled it with all his might and landed a direct hit but the sarcophagus kept on advancing towards him. He then flung the bathroom mirror but still the box edged nearer to him.
 In desperation the man ransacked his bathroom cabinet and found a bottle of Benylin cough medicine, he threw it and the coffin stopped.
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Thank you, thank you, i'm here all week.
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