Favorite Stargate Quotes

What is your favorite O'neill line or wisecrack? There's so many funny ones that I forgot alot of them but here's few of my favorites:

"Carter, I can see my house" (when the asteroid got really close to earth in Failsafe)

"Certainly not Emerald City" (regarding the hell moon in Jolinar's Memories)

"I can't believe they took my watch" (after he was taken prisoner in The Other guys)

I also think it was funny on several occasions where something big happens and at the end he just says something like "huh" or "cool".

O'neill: use two of thoes.
airman: Sir?
O'neill: it a "blast door"

The Reckoning Pt.2
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Its a doozy of a quote (from WIndow of Opportuniy), but my favorite:

"Lose it…it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO!"

Its a doozy of a quote (from WIndow of Opportuniy), but my favorite:

"Lose it…it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO!"

goten722

LOL. that is a good one too.

I like so many as well but here are a few for starters: "The Quote" (The Episode)

"We'll need snacks" (Upgrades)

"Crafty little buggers" (Proving Ground)

"I'm sure that was an asprin I took this morning" (Full Circle)

"Woah, woah... you guys don't think I'm... nuts?" (full circle)

From "Its good to be king"

MAYBOURNE: Jack! It's great to see you. How long's it been?

O'NEILL: Oh, since that time you got us stranded offworld and tried to kill me.

Jack: How far is Aloris anyway?
Teal'c: Several Billion miles, O'Neill.
Jack: That's got to be a record.
Hammond: Col. Oneill what the hell are you doing?
Jack: IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!!!!!

From window of opportunity it went more or less like that.

I saw this one today.

Allegence(sp?)

O'Neall: I'm sure he is sorry.

Jaffa: I am not.

O'Neall: ah... on the inside.

In "Heros"

camera guy: "I will get you on camera eventualy even if its you avoiding me"

Jack: "I hope shots of my @$$ will serve you well"

Wellcome

sorry worm, missed yours. its a good one thoughShintosuru

its ok i had just seen it thats the only reason i could remember it

Would it be off topic to say favorite quotes of other characters? cos some of the other characters have said sum funny things in the past.afoligno72

Sure go ahead. I remember there was this episode in season 1 where Teal'c watched his first minute of television and said "Your world is a strange place".

i like when tel'c just sat there when the camera guy was interviewing him then just got up and left in the middle of a question

sum1 mentioned one of my fav quotes from jonas in another post, when colonel chekov finds out about the x-302 (<afoligno72

Yup, that's the one I mentioned. lol. jonas is funny. But here's one:

Episode: Upgrades (oneill just slugged teil'c and teil'c is in the infirmary)

Oniell: Teal'c ... I'm really sorry.

Teal'c: You are not.

Oniell: ... He's right about that.

Oh and this one:

Episode: Upgrades.

Daniel: Did you just read that?

Oniell: I guess... I don't suppose there's another book around here that explains this book...

Daniel: What reason did hobbes give for the fall of their civilization?

Oniell: Failing agricultural infrastructure.

Daniel: Jack it's unbeleivable.

Oniell: Hey, it's just theory.