Corrupt a Wish

Just so everyone knows how to do this heres and example

User 1: I wish for a Brand New Car

User 2: Granted but its broken

I wish for Unlimited amount of money 

granted, but you can't spend it on anything

i wish i had a ps3 

Granted but you get the Yellow light of death within the first hour :D

I wish for a Big Chocolate Cake 

granted, but it tastes like dirt :?

i wish i had a great signal every day 

Granted but your computer/Laptop gets Viruses 

I wish i had time traveling powers 

granted, but you get stuck in the late jurassic :lol:

i wish i could have some starburst :D 

Granted but its all one flavor

I wish for a for a Pie 

granted, but it tastes like a fruitcake (usually that turns people off :P)

i wish it would stop raining here 

Granted but it snows forever and School is cancelled forever

I wish it would cool down over here 

(school cancelled forever? that's a bad thing? :lol: ) granted, but the next ice age starts :shock:

i wish i could make my own anime series 

Granted but nobody watches it :P

I wish was an actual Character in Dragonball Z

Granted but you will be destroyed as soon you are the charecter :P

I wish i could fly

granted, but you smack into buildings all the time :?

i wish i could run super fast 

Granted but your legs turn to mush:P

I wish i was rich

granted, but it's all monopoly money :lol:

i wish i was famous 

Granted but you won't be famous for long :P

I wish i could have a life time supply of skittles

granted, but they don't taste very good

i wish i could play the perfect video game 

Granted but it is full of bugs :P

I wish i could finish any game in 20 minutes

granted, but you don't remember any games you play

i wish i could be an airplane pilot 

granted but you crash

i wish i had every game ever made. 

granted, but none of them work

i wish i could move out soon 

granted but you move to a cardboard box because its free

i wish i could freeze time 

Granted but you stay frozen:P

I wish i had no fear

Granted but you explode for no reason :P

I wish i could draw better 

Granted but your drawings don't show up :P

I wish i could live forever

granted, but everyone you know keeps leaving :(

i wish i had some tequitoes 

Granted but they are so hot they burn your stomach and you die

I wish i had some ice cream 

granted, but it's so cold that you get extreme brain freeze, your head explodes and you die :lol:

i wish i had some new shoes 

Granted but they are cursed and they magically kill you while your sleeping :P

I wish for a Puppy 

granted, but he chews up everything

i wish i had a cat 

Granted but the wishes backfire on you

i wish i could go inside my video games 

granted but you got shot

 i wish for world peace :)

Granted but everyone hates you for some reason and then you get shot 

I wish i cannot die 

granted but you are already dead

i wish i was a pokemon 

Granted but you are a Magikarp and then i (as an ivysaur) kill you

I wish i could watch family guy in peace 

granted, but it isn't funny 

i wish i could fix my blog :roll: 

Granted but no one sees it :P

I wish pokemon were real

granted, but you can never own one

i wish i had a car 

Grated but i broke it :P

I wish i could live out of reality

granted, but you can never come back :P

i wish i could surf on the clouds 

Granted but you fall to your death:P

I wish i could swim like a fish

granted, but you eventually drown :?

i wish my drawing was the best in all the land :P 

Granted but they get burned before anyone can see them:P

I wish for no errors

granted, but then YOUR signal starts acting up :lol:

i wish i had a million dollars 

Granted but you will live and be alone forever:P

I wish i had a donkey

granted, but he becomes a pain in the....(nah, it's too easy :P)

i wish i could get my college degree right now 

Granted,but the world would be destroyed by me shortly thereafter:P

I wish anything could stop my madness and thirst for destruction.:twisted: 

Granted but in order to achieve that i need to destroy you :P

I wish i could vacation at a tropical island