Three game-company executives are using the urinals at the bathrooms at E3 2010. The Microsoft excecutive finishes first and goes to wash his hands. He scrubs his hands, arms, neck and face with soap before meticulously drying with a handful of paper towels.
"At Microsoft we always go above and beyond expectations, just like KINECT and Achievements, we're just doing more".
The Sony executive finishes second and goes to the sink. He takes off all of his clothes and climbs into the sink, proceeding to wash his whole body with liquid soap, before drying off with an entire roll of paper towels.
"At Sony we do more than the competition. MOVE, PSP, PSN+ we're just doing everything that anyone else can but better".
The Nintendo excecutive finally finishes peeing and walks out the door without washing his hands. As he leaves, he shouts over his shoulder
"at Nintendo, we do our business without pissing all over ourself".
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