Never fear, for the Emperor is alive and well! I have merely been absent on a crusade against some barbarian hethens. Yes, the comic is quite funny, though disappionting that I get killed off by the third panel. Oh well.
Never fear, for the Emperor is alive and well! I have merely been absent on a crusade against some barbarian hethens. Yes, the comic is quite funny, though disappionting that I get killed off by the third panel. Oh well.JeffSteel
Yes, but if you're truly a Dragon Emperor, you will be reborn from each of our stomachs... actually, I suppose you'll pass through everyone's respective body, so you'll be reborn from a pile of ****...
I call it Fiddyism. Ya wanna hear about it? Alright homiez. First off "In the beginning there was nothing. Then Fiddy said 'Let there be TiltZ'".
At this point he established the universe and everything we know as a cosmic balance, all controlled by the tiltZ of his hat. The prophecy states that should Fiddys hat ever fall off the universe will explode and everyone will start shootin theyselves. Let it be known dat Fiddyism embraces Christ, stating that Christ was Fiddy's homie. It is also true that Christ was the second being to master the hat TiltZ.
To worship Fiddy it be recommended dat you practice yo hat tiltZ everyday, for if you can master the hat TiltZ it is said you will ascend to Gangsta Heaven, where dere be lots of fine hos. Now I know all'y'alls be wonderin about were da mighty G-UNIT! fits inta all dis. Well G-Unit are da sons of Fiddy and thus are da second most pimpest gangstas on Earth. It is said dat dey have almost mastered da hat tiltZ. It also be said dat if when you poppin caps at wankstas if ya be yellin G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT ya bullets fly like rain and crush da unbelievas.
In addition dere be different levels of enlightenment according to how many times you been shot at. It be said dat if you get shot 9 times you reach true gangstaness and yo hat tiltZ start going off da chain.
[QUOTE="Lu_Bu01"] Yo dawgs I decided to start a new religion...
I call it Fiddyism. Ya wanna hear about it? Alright homiez. First off "In the beginning there was nothing. Then Fiddy said 'Let there be TiltZ'".
At this point he established the universe and everything we know as a cosmic balance, all controlled by the tiltZ of his hat. The prophecy states that should Fiddys hat ever fall off the universe will explode and everyone will start shootin theyselves. Let it be known dat Fiddyism embraces Christ, stating that Christ was Fiddy's homie. It is also true that Christ was the second being to master the hat TiltZ.
To worship Fiddy it be recommended dat you practice yo hat tiltZ everyday, for if you can master the hat TiltZ it is said you will ascend to Gangsta Heaven, where dere be lots of fine hos. Now I know all'y'alls be wonderin about were da mighty G-UNIT! fits inta all dis. Well G-Unit are da sons of Fiddy and thus are da second most pimpest gangstas on Earth. It is said dat dey have almost mastered da hat tiltZ. It also be said dat if when you poppin caps at wankstas if ya be yellin G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT ya bullets fly like rain and crush da unbelievas.
In addition dere be different levels of enlightenment according to how many times you been shot at. It be said dat if you get shot 9 times you reach true gangstaness and yo hat tiltZ start going off da chain. made a thread about it
Also, I noticed that the website for that Three Kingdoms Comic (the one with Sun Jian in a cuddly Tiger outfit) has been closed down due to the owner not paying the bills. Too bad.
Also, I noticed that the website for that Three Kingdoms Comic (the one with Sun Jian in a cuddly Tiger outfit) has been closed down due to the owner not paying the bills. Too bad.
Never fear, for the Emperor is alive and well! I have merely been absent on a crusade against some barbarian hethens. Yes, the comic is quite funny, though disappionting that I get killed off by the third panel. Oh well.JeffSteel
Heresy. The Emperor would be going against heathens.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Mr_Buttman
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!ranger_waha
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Mr_Buttman
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!ranger_waha
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Jack-Sparrow
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Mr_Buttman
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Jack-Sparrow
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
Exactly. Yuan Shao was a kunt. No one would follow a random middle class dude eh? Well, I guess that means that Cao Cao is pretty screwed! Because, he didn't have an army or anything... And I notice that Dian Wei didn't really DO anything except die. Him and Xu Zhu killed a few people together, but Dian Wei alone was nothing special. Gentlemen, a peasant is but a peasant.
[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!ranger_waha
Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.
WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
Exactly. Yuan Shao was a kunt. No one would follow a random middle class dude eh? Well, I guess that means that Cao Cao is pretty screwed! Because, he didn't have an army or anything... And I notice that Dian Wei didn't really DO anything except die. Him and Xu Zhu killed a few people together, but Dian Wei alone was nothing special. Gentlemen, a peasant is but a peasant. He had effin doungbuckets.
Dian Wei was arguably one of the strongest warriors in the three kingdoms era. If Dian Wei would have met with Yuan Shao on the battlefield there would be no doubt that Yuan Shao would get freakin pwned by Dian Wei, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BUTTMAN SAID SO!!!!
Dian Wei was arguably one of the strongest warriors in the three kingdoms era. If Dian Wei would have met with Yuan Shao on the battlefield there would be no doubt that Yuan Shao would get freakin pwned by Dian Wei, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BUTTMAN SAID SO!!!!Mr_Buttman
IF YA SMELLLALALALALALAL! WHAT THE JACK! IS COOKIN!
Dian Wei was arguably one of the strongest warriors in the three kingdoms era. If Dian Wei would have met with Yuan Shao on the battlefield there would be no doubt that Yuan Shao would get freakin pwned by Dian Wei, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BUTTMAN SAID SO!!!!Mr_Buttman
However, Dian Wei would NOT have met with Yuan Shao, as peasant scum is not usually allowed within touching distance. Dian Wei would have had to speak with Mr. Shao's Secretaries, Yan Liang and Wen Chou. Who R0xx0r beyond all reason.
[QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]Dian Wei was arguably one of the strongest warriors in the three kingdoms era. If Dian Wei would have met with Yuan Shao on the battlefield there would be no doubt that Yuan Shao would get freakin pwned by Dian Wei, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BUTTMAN SAID SO!!!!ranger_waha
However, Dian Wei would NOT have met with Yuan Shao, as peasant scum is not usually allowed within touching distance. Dian Wei would have had to speak with Mr. Shao's Secretaries, Yan Liang and Wen Chou. Who R0xx0r beyond all reason. Yeah, that plan sure worked out good against Guan Yu. I'm pretty sure the same outcome would of happened if Dian Wei had to "talk" to those two punks.
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