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#101 InTeGrA21
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Chuck Norris hates people who finds and steal Chuck Norris jokes off the internet, that's why no one here is funny :|gamah_killah

Why are you trying to ruin the fun? No harm is being done.

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#102 Shadow-Elite
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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#103 deactivated-5ebde040861c5
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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

Aumala

I really liked this one

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#104 Mad_Game_hi5
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.Shadow-Elite

didn't get it :D...anyway......chuck norris doesn't breath air.....the air is honored to be sucked by his nose.....this one was very lame :|

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#105 jeyviolin
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I thought the woodchuck one is quit funny. I also liked your air one. It is so true. Of course chuck norris doesn't bleed blood he bleeds lead.
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#106 deactivated-5ebde040861c5
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I found many of them here

Chuck Jokes

there are many that are not in the thread but I'm just bored of posting them

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#107 gamah_killah
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Don't smoke with Chuck Norris. He'll get you high real fast :P
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#108 gamah_killah
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[QUOTE="gamah_killah"]Chuck Norris hates people who finds and steal Chuck Norris jokes off the internet, that's why no one here is funny :|InTeGrA21

Why are you trying to ruin the fun? No harm is being done.

Sorry. Just a not-so funny joke.

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#109 danevader
Member since 2005 • 3860 Posts
Chuck Norris was offered the chance to kick a 60 yard field-goal but when the football when flat he asked to kick and after he kicked the fiel-goal he proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.