Zombie apocalypse!! Who would you rather have your back, Kratos or Master Chief?

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#1 slugger909
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So the day has finally come when the zombies rise, they have gathered around your home in a huge horde hungry for flesh. You can choose one of these two warriors to defeat the zombies. So do you pick kratos, the god of war, or do you pick Master chief, a guy with a gun.
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#2 waltefmoney
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Master Chief.

Kratos would just depress me enough to take my own life.

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#3 PhazonBlazer
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Well Kratos only wears a loin-cloth while Master Chief wears power armor which is much better suited to a zombie apocalypse.

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#4 vashkey
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Master Chief would be less likely to kill me and more likely to actually help me out.

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#5 Tessellation
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what is doing such a stupid thread on SYSTEM WARS?
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#6 GreenGoblin2099
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Master Chief... Kratos would kill me himself.

Of course the downside would be that IRL there's no huge ammo scattered all around so Master Chief would be pretty much useless... in any case, I'm f**ked!

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#7 vashkey
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Master Chief... Kratos would kill me himself.

Of course the downside would be that IRL there's no huge ammo scattered all around so Master Chief would be pretty much useless... in any case, I'm f**ked!

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Master Chief is well versed in hand to hand combat, has super human strength and his MJOLNIR armor would make him basically impervious to anything a zombie could do.
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#8 ispeakfact
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There would never be a zombie outbreak because Kratos already killed Hades and Thanatos, rendering the undead null and void. :cool:
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#9 mems_1224
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so many things about this thread just make me smh and give me a headache :|
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#10 Zeviander
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Master Chief. A soldier who knows what has to be done when an insurmountable task lay in front of him. Kratos would just either rage at me and kill me, or curl up in the corner and start whining to Athena to make the visions of his dead family stop haunting him.
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#11 Blabadon
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MC, I would take his armor off and wear it myself (even though he's about 7' and I'm 5'8"). Kratos would probably kill me and whine about it.
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#12 bleehum
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Kratos, he doesn't need ammo to **** **** up.

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#13 GreenGoblin2099
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There would never be a zombie outbreak because Kratos already killed Hades and Thanatos, rendering the undead null and void. :cool:ispeakfact

Actually, it's quite the opposite... with no one to control the dead, they would roam Earth without any problems.

[QUOTE="GreenGoblin2099"]

Master Chief... Kratos would kill me himself.

Of course the downside would be that IRL there's no huge ammo scattered all around so Master Chief would be pretty much useless... in any case, I'm f**ked!

vashkey

Master Chief is well versed in hand to hand combat, has super human strength and his MJOLNIR armor would make him basically impervious to anything a zombie could do.

Well, Flood Zombies seemed to kick his ass easily if you let them... there's so much MC would do without his guns.

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#14 Rocker6
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MC, I would take his armor off and wear it myself (even though he's about 7' and I'm 5'8"). Kratos would probably kill me and whine about it. Blabadon

Good luck with that :P

"Unfortunately the system is so reactive that normal human beings cannot use the suit without injuring themselves.Only humans who have carbide ceramic ossification, a skeletal augmentation, such as a SPARTAN-II, can safely wear the suit. "

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor

Good point about Kratos,though.I'd kill myself on purpose while playing GoW games,just to shut up his damn whining about everything.With so many traps and pitfalls around,it's like the game wants you to shut Kratos up ;)

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#15 The_Game21x
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Chief would be better at a distance so I'll go with him.

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#16 Blabadon
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[QUOTE="Blabadon"]MC, I would take his armor off and wear it myself (even though he's about 7' and I'm 5'8"). Kratos would probably kill me and whine about it. Rocker6

Good luck with that :P

"Unfortunately the system is so reactive that normal human beings cannot use the suit without injuring themselves.Only humans who have carbide ceramic ossification, a skeletal augmentation, such as a SPARTAN-II, can safely wear the suit. "

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor

Good point about Kratos,though.I'd kill myself on purpose while playing GoW games,just to shut up his damn whining about everything.With so many traps and pitfalls around,it's like the game wants you to shut Kratos up ;)

Goddamn Bungie, thinking of everything. Life would be so much easier in a zombie apocalypse if I was Tony Stark. Going off what you said about traps and pitfalls in the GoW series, that's what makes Pandora's Temple my favorite dungeon of all time in the first game. You could actually tell the creator had gone crazy as construction went on.
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#17 Grey_Eyed_Elf
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Can I not just have a regular teenage blond girl dressed in a skirt that does absolutely nothing when attacked by zombies?...
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#18 VoodooHak
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Trick question. Kratos wouldn't have my back. He would eventually rage and kill me.

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#19 Sun_Universe
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Master Chief. He can't get bitten with that armor on.

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#20 NoodleFighter
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I see Kratos using me as a weapon than actually helping me out

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#21 inb4uall
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Master Chief... Kratos would kill me himself.

Of course the downside would be that IRL there's no huge ammo scattered all around so Master Chief would be pretty much useless... in any case, I'm f**ked!

GreenGoblin2099

This

There would never be a zombie outbreak because Kratos already killed Hades and Thanatos, rendering the undead null and void. :cool:ispeakfact
but also this.

In the end

I'm fvcked

Master cheif may survive

Kratos has been to the underworld like 3 times now, he WILL survive.

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#22 Rocker6
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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Blabadon"]MC, I would take his armor off and wear it myself (even though he's about 7' and I'm 5'8"). Kratos would probably kill me and whine about it. Blabadon

Good luck with that :P

"Unfortunately the system is so reactive that normal human beings cannot use the suit without injuring themselves.Only humans who have carbide ceramic ossification, a skeletal augmentation, such as a SPARTAN-II, can safely wear the suit. "

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor

Good point about Kratos,though.I'd kill myself on purpose while playing GoW games,just to shut up his damn whining about everything.With so many traps and pitfalls around,it's like the game wants you to shut Kratos up ;)

Goddamn Bungie, thinking of everything. Life would be so much easier in a zombie apocalypse if I was Tony Stark. Going off what you said about traps and pitfalls in the GoW series, that's what makes Pandora's Temple my favorite dungeon of all time in the first game. You could actually tell the creator had gone crazy as construction went on.

Haha,yeah,that was an awesome dungeon,great design.But what creator are you refering to,the in-game architect,or the studio level designer? :P

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#23 LP4EVA2005
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i'd rather have the chick from lollie pop chainsaw have my back so i can tap dat ass when we done killing zombies
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#24 Blabadon
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[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="Rocker6"]

Good luck with that :P

"Unfortunately the system is so reactive that normal human beings cannot use the suit without injuring themselves.Only humans who have carbide ceramic ossification, a skeletal augmentation, such as a SPARTAN-II, can safely wear the suit. "

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor

Good point about Kratos,though.I'd kill myself on purpose while playing GoW games,just to shut up his damn whining about everything.With so many traps and pitfalls around,it's like the game wants you to shut Kratos up ;)

Rocker6

Goddamn Bungie, thinking of everything. Life would be so much easier in a zombie apocalypse if I was Tony Stark. Going off what you said about traps and pitfalls in the GoW series, that's what makes Pandora's Temple my favorite dungeon of all time in the first game. You could actually tell the creator had gone crazy as construction went on.

Haha,yeah,that was an awesome dungeon,great design.But what creator are you refering to,the in-game architect,or the studio level designer? :P

The dude whose head you rip off.
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#25 Chris_Williams
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Chief would be better at a distance so I'll go with him.

The_Game21x

you know kratos has arrows and magic and all that jazz ight? anyway, i gotta go with my boy Kratos.

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#26 deactivated-61cc564148ef4
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[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Chief would be better at a distance so I'll go with him.

Chris_Williams

you know kratos has arrows and magic and all that jazz ight? anyway, i gotta go with my boy Kratos.

Pfft, arrows don't have the sufficient rate of fire for a horde of undead. Plus Chief is more than competent at close range.

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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Blabadon"] Goddamn Bungie, thinking of everything. Life would be so much easier in a zombie apocalypse if I was Tony Stark. Going off what you said about traps and pitfalls in the GoW series, that's what makes Pandora's Temple my favorite dungeon of all time in the first game. You could actually tell the creator had gone crazy as construction went on. Blabadon

Haha,yeah,that was an awesome dungeon,great design.But what creator are you refering to,the in-game architect,or the studio level designer? :P

The dude whose head you rip off.

unfortunately that still isn't enough clarification :P

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#28 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Chief would be better at a distance so I'll go with him.

OB-47

you know kratos has arrows and magic and all that jazz ight? anyway, i gotta go with my boy Kratos.

Pfft, arrows don't have the sufficient rate of fire for a horde of undead. Plus Chief is more than competent at close range.

This.

MJOLNIR armor and future sci-fi weaponry for the win.

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#29 slugger909
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[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Chief would be better at a distance so I'll go with him.

OB-47

you know kratos has arrows and magic and all that jazz ight? anyway, i gotta go with my boy Kratos.

Pfft, arrows don't have the sufficient rate of fire for a horde of undead. Plus Chief is more than competent at close range.

Close range? Kratos has the blades of Athena while the chief has a shotgun, maybe chief at long range but short range? Kratos would dominate
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#30 Blabadon
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[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="Rocker6"]

Haha,yeah,that was an awesome dungeon,great design.But what creator are you refering to,the in-game architect,or the studio level designer? :P

inb4uall

The dude whose head you rip off.

unfortunately that still isn't enough clarification :P

Whoops. godofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Pathos_Verdes_III Pathos Verdes III.
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#31 GreenGoblin2099
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[QUOTE="OB-47"]

[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"] you know kratos has arrows and magic and all that jazz ight? anyway, i gotta go with my boy Kratos.

The_Game21x

Pfft, arrows don't have the sufficient rate of fire for a horde of undead. Plus Chief is more than competent at close range.

This.

MJOLNIR armor and future sci-fi weaponry for the win.

So.. zombies would drop futuristic ammo or what??

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#32 inb4uall
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but realistically guys samus is who you want on you're team come the end of the world duh

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#33 Rocker6
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[QUOTE="inb4uall"]

[QUOTE="Blabadon"] The dude whose head you rip off. Blabadon

unfortunately that still isn't enough clarification :P

Whoops. godofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Pathos_Verdes_III Pathos Verdes III.

I like the word play...

Pathos,which often refers to the feeling of pain and suffering in classic Greek tragedy...

Makes sense in the context of the architect falling into insanity.He had a great backstory,if you followed it carefully...

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#34 Lief_Ericson
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MC, he cant get bitten and Kratos would probably kill me on accident swinging his blades around.

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#36 waltefmoney
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but realistically guys samus is who you want on you're team come the end of the world duh

inb4uall

A fair point.

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#37 Twin-Blade
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Master Chief by default, as I'd be confident he wouldn't kill me as well. He's also dealt with the flood.. Much worse than a zombie apacoalypse.

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#38 GreenGoblin2099
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Master Chief by default, as I'd be confident he wouldn't kill me as well. He's also dealt with the flood.. Much worse than a zombie apacoalypse.

Twin-Blade

Pfffft!! What's so bad about a bunch of fleas??

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#39 silversix_
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MC has DMR and BR, wtf do you expect Kratos to be able to do against that :P
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#40 GreenGoblin2099
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MC has DMR and BR, wtf do you expect Kratos to be able to do against that :Psilversix_

Dude, answer the question I made in that other topic... answer here if you don't want to derail your thread :(

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#41 Sun_Universe
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[QUOTE="Twin-Blade"]

Master Chief by default, as I'd be confident he wouldn't kill me as well. He's also dealt with the flood.. Much worse than a zombie apacoalypse.

GreenGoblin2099

Pfffft!! What's so bad about a bunch of fleas??

The library.

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[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

[QUOTE="OB-47"]

Pfft, arrows don't have the sufficient rate of fire for a horde of undead. Plus Chief is more than competent at close range.

GreenGoblin2099

This.

MJOLNIR armor and future sci-fi weaponry for the win.

So.. zombies would drop futuristic ammo or what??

So.....

Would zombies not be able to bite Kratos' flesh? Considering he has no armour?

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#43 M8ingSeezun
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Kratos....at least his blades have a long reach.....for slicing and dicing. Plus he has the powers from many gods. He'll do just fine.

Master Chief can barely fight off those swarms of tiny Flood parasites, how the hell can he even manage to fight off a swarm of zombies.....despite being heavily armed, regardless if it's UNSC or Covenant weapons? :lol:

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#44 Blazerdt47
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Kratos by far. Master Chief is good with hand to hand but no where near as good as Kratos. Kratos will literally rip the zombies heads off and eat them. He could just use Medusa's head and turn every zombie to stone or we could fly off with his Icarus wings. That's if he doesn't kill me first.
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#45 SPYDER0416
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The guy who kills undead on an hourly basis, who is pretty much immortal and full of crazy supernatural abilities? Or the guy with power armor, weapons and who actually cares about his fellow man?

I have to say Kratos, but only if he actually has my back, since any other time he'd just stab me for health orbs I imagine.

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#46 k2theswiss
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master cheif!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL

he's in 100% armour so he cant be bitten so he can take front line.

HE dosn't spin chins everywhere so the blood dosn't spray everywhere.

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#47 Valknut4
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Kratos would be usless, all those quicktime events would make you an easy target for a hungry swarm. He'd be all " I gotta press A to kill this 1 zombie brutal style" You'd be all " I'm bein eattin lol "

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Clementine :)

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#49 arto1223
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Kratos, unlimited ammo for him and much quieter than guns so as not to attract more hordes of zombies.

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#50 mgs_freak91
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Easy, Kratos. Why? Because he doesn't rely on ammo to kill his enemies. I don't know about all of you but it wasn't like the flood (when the didn't carry a gun) were easy kills when I had no ammo >.> As long as I don't need to die to further Kratos' quest then I should be fine.