Soon the technologically superior Dove soap will shatter your dreams and you will be regretting your $7.99 investment in your pitiful excuse for a hygiene product. Everyone knows that Dove soap is the best at scouring filth from your body. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 Nice try horse but everybody knows that Dove soap is literally flying off the shelves. Every time I go to the grocery store Dove soap is out of stock, but the shelves are overflowing with that inferior Zest soap that nobody ever buys! I wonder, have the horses seen the new statistics from soapcharts.com? Dove soap is leading sales by millions! Zest will never catch up!
Soap is over rated. I mean, is the industry really ready for this? Plain old warm water works well enough for my needs. Soap is still several years away from being necessary.
Soap is over rated. I mean, is the industry really ready for this? Plain old warm water works well enough for my needs. Soap is still several years away from being necessary.mattbbpl
Oh is that right water fanboy? Soap is the future! By this time next year, nobody will even use water anymore!
[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]Soap is over rated. I mean, is the industry really ready for this? Plain old warm water works well enough for my needs. Soap is still several years away from being necessary.OMGTEHGRUKWTF
Oh is that right water fanboy? Soap is the future! By this time next year, nobody will even use water anymore! Soap is just WAY too restrictive compared to water to become mainstream. Can you eat it like water? Can you play in it like water? Until the remove some of the usage restriction on soap I think this will be a water-based industry for a while.
[QUOTE="OMGTEHGRUKWTF"][QUOTE="mattbbpl"]Soap is over rated. I mean, is the industry really ready for this? Plain old warm water works well enough for my needs. Soap is still several years away from being necessary.Corvin
Oh is that right water fanboy? Soap is the future! By this time next year, nobody will even use water anymore! Soap is just WAY too restrictive compared to water to become mainstream. Can you eat it like water? Can you play in it like water? Until the remove some of the usage restriction on soap I think this will be a water-based industry for a while.
As you Zest and Dove people fight over who has the most advanced soap, Ivory is truly innovating in soap technology. They aren't competing for advanced moisturizers. Their soap floats. Because of this, Ivory soap is easier and more fun to use than other soaps. And isn't that all that matters in soap? Fun?
You may laugh now, but when Ivory is outselling your fancy Dove, we'll see who has the last laugh.
As you Zest and Dove people fight over who has the most advanced soap, Ivory is truly innovating in soap technology. They aren't competing for advanced moisturizers. Their soap floats. Because of this, Ivory soap is easier and more fun to use than other soaps. And isn't that all that matters in soap? Fun?
You may laugh now, but when Ivory is outselling your fancy Dove, we'll see who has the last laugh. sonicmj1
As you Zest and Dove people fight over who has the most advanced soap, Ivory is truly innovating in soap technology. They aren't competing for advanced moisturizers. Their soap floats. Because of this, Ivory soap is easier and more fun to use than other soaps. And isn't that all that matters in soap? Fun?
You may laugh now, but when Ivory is outselling your fancy Dove, we'll see who has the last laugh. Trading_Zoner
As you Zest and Dove people fight over who has the most advanced soap, Ivory is truly innovating in soap technology. They aren't competing for advanced moisturizers. Their soap floats. Because of this, Ivory soap is easier and more fun to use than other soaps. And isn't that all that matters in soap? Fun?
You may laugh now, but when Ivory is outselling your fancy Dove, we'll see who has the last laugh. sonicmj1
:lol: whatever you... elephant! Yeah thats it... you Ivory fanboys are elephants! :lol: Ivory is selling like crap and I don't see any reason for this trend to change. Its not even close see: http://www.soapcharts.org lolmfao Ivory only sold 33,000 units in February! :lol:
As you Zest and Dove people fight over who has the most advanced soap, Ivory is truly innovating in soap technology. They aren't competing for advanced moisturizers. Their soap floats. Because of this, Ivory soap is easier and more fun to use than other soaps. And isn't that all that matters in soap? Fun?
You may laugh now, but when Ivory is outselling your fancy Dove, we'll see who has the last laugh. sonicmj1
But Ivory has last gen. lather technology!
Zest is the best.
Ivory transcends generations.
It's not next gen. It's new gen. But dove cures cancer and washes teh dead cells, not to mention ivroy is huge and overheats the skin... zest.. pft.. those "zest" gfx on the side are so last gen...
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