Xbox One Can See Your Penis?

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#1 Edited by Sweenix (5957 posts) -
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LOL, sorry had to post it, feel sorry for anyone who isn't well equipped

#2 Edited by seanmcloughlin (38219 posts) -

As I said on the GAF thread,God love anyone who spies on me in private time. Not a pretty sight

#3 Posted by groowagon (2945 posts) -

was already posted yesterday

#4 Posted by SolidTy (45719 posts) -

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

#5 Posted by groowagon (2945 posts) -

subscription to NSA Stream-A-Johnson service for only $9,99/month?

#6 Edited by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

That's pretty disturbing, bro
Yet surprisingly genius at the same time

#7 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38219 posts) -

@SolidTy: where can I sign up?

#8 Posted by Sweenix (5957 posts) -

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

holy shit

#9 Posted by l34052 (3294 posts) -

And yet there are still legions of people that defend MS and this bullshit.

#10 Posted by getyeryayasout (8308 posts) -

I bet MS makes the NSA sign up for a Gold account to spy on us. So be on the lookout for GT: NSAbongboi420

#11 Edited by SolidTy (45719 posts) -

They haven't mentioned nipples and other body parts yet, but there is hope. Experiments need to be ordered.

This is the hidden reason to buy an Xbone, the amazing spy technology that the media and Xbox PR are afraid to promote. It's there and it's oh so glorious.

I'm having many Kinect Parties, y'all.

@Sagem28 said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

That's pretty disturbing, bro

Yet surprisingly genius at the same time

Guest 1 invite.

@seanmcloughlin said:

@SolidTy: where can I sign up?

Guest 2 invite.

@Sweenix said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

holy shit

Guest 3 invite.

We are all going to have good times, I'm just going to have those good times after the XBone party. :)

#12 Posted by SuperCowElitist (732 posts) -

Disgusting. Hopefully we don't have pedos working for Microsoft.

#13 Edited by SolidTy (45719 posts) -

@supercowelitist said:

Disgusting. Hopefully we don't have pedos working for Microsoft.

If there are then your hopes may come true as it's likely they can be found on Miiverse on Wii U?

Related article:

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pedophiles-prefer-nintendo-consoles-over-sony-and-microsoft/Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft

Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft.

The battle for is far from over as the Xbone hasn't released yet and the PS4 is approaching a week old.

#14 Posted by SuperCowElitist (732 posts) -

@SolidTy said:

They haven't mentioned nipples and other body parts yet, but there is hope. Experiments need to be ordered.

This is the hidden reason to buy an Xbone, the amazing spy technology that the media and Xbox PR are afraid to promote. It's there and it's oh so glorious.

I'm having many Kinect Parties, y'all.

@Sagem28 said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

That's pretty disturbing, bro

Yet surprisingly genius at the same time

Guest 1 invite.

@seanmcloughlin said:

@SolidTy: where can I sign up?

Guest 2 invite.

@Sweenix said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

holy shit

Guest 3 invite.

We are all going to have good times, I'm just going to have those good times after the XBone party. :)

I bet everyone is going to have a boner at your XBone party.

#15 Posted by mrintro (1354 posts) -

if you plan on playing your next gen console naked then I guess

#16 Posted by SuperCowElitist (732 posts) -

@SolidTy said:

@supercowelitist said:

Disgusting. Hopefully we don't have pedos working for Microsoft.

If there are then your hopes may come true as it's likely they can be found on Miiverse on Wii U?

Related article:

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pedophiles-prefer-nintendo-consoles-over-sony-and-microsoft/Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft

Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft.

The battle for is far from over as the Xbone hasn't released yet and the PS4 is approaching a week old.

I have WiiU(it was a gift). That's not good.

#17 Posted by SolidTy (45719 posts) -

@supercowelitist said:

@SolidTy said:

They haven't mentioned nipples and other body parts yet, but there is hope. Experiments need to be ordered.

This is the hidden reason to buy an Xbone, the amazing spy technology that the media and Xbox PR are afraid to promote. It's there and it's oh so glorious.

I'm having many Kinect Parties, y'all.

@Sagem28 said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

That's pretty disturbing, bro

Yet surprisingly genius at the same time

Guest 1 invite.

@seanmcloughlin said:

@SolidTy: where can I sign up?

Guest 2 invite.

@Sweenix said:

@SolidTy said:

This is one reason to invite friends over for bizarre BBQs. Have those friends play kinect, record, and watch those new videos at your leisure with M$ and the NSA.

holy shit

Guest 3 invite.

We are all going to have good times, I'm just going to have those good times after the XBone party. :)

I bet everyone is going to have a boner at your XBone party.

Even my missus.

"Come equipped, tight lipped, and zipped, or risk an evict.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner, Everyone is a winner at SolidTy's Kinect-a-thon Xboner record parties.

#18 Edited by SolidTy (45719 posts) -

@supercowelitist said:

@SolidTy said:

@supercowelitist said:

Disgusting. Hopefully we don't have pedos working for Microsoft.

If there are then your hopes may come true as it's likely they can be found on Miiverse on Wii U?

Related article:

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pedophiles-prefer-nintendo-consoles-over-sony-and-microsoft/Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft

Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft.

The battle for is far from over as the Xbone hasn't released yet and the PS4 is approaching a week old.

I have WiiU(it was a gift). That's not good.

Just becareful on Miiverse. You can meet a lot of incredibly friendly people willing to do almost anything for you, but it's possibly slightly dangerous too.

I heard that this prompt was being added in a new Wii U update, thank heavens.

#19 Posted by RimacBugatti (1632 posts) -

Luckily I don't have much to show them!

#20 Edited by TheEroica (14380 posts) -

No worries NSA, I'll save you the trouble, it's like a babies arm holding an apple...

#21 Posted by ZombieKiller7 (6218 posts) -

Xbox can look at my dick all day

Still not gonna help with 720p

lol

#23 Posted by SinjinSmythe (789 posts) -

That is fine. I planned on being nude and doing some c9ck windmills.

#24 Posted by AdobeArtist (23023 posts) -

Already have a thread on this. And one that was appropriately censored ;)