XBONE can see your pen**

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#1 Posted by HoVDaHuSTLa1 (1201 posts) -

Don't know how old this is but Alex Jones just tweeted this. Check it out

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9DbVz5Tb0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEd9DbVz5Tb0

#2 Posted by lglz1337 (3023 posts) -

:lol: i really hope those lemmings zippers are locked

#3 Edited by AMD655 (4495 posts) -

I'm cool with that as long as the cash rolls in.

#4 Posted by groowagon (2740 posts) -

i just... need to... type it....

Xboner

#5 Edited by psymon100 (6138 posts) -

That's OK. I was planning on showing Kinect my penis anyway.

#6 Posted by Jankarcop (8827 posts) -

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

#7 Edited by HoVDaHuSTLa1 (1201 posts) -

LMAO!!

#8 Edited by Netret0120 (1904 posts) -

What if MS record me doing the business infront of a camera?:-\ oh noes!!!

#9 Posted by MlauTheDaft (3017 posts) -

Can you really not write penis?

#10 Posted by groowagon (2740 posts) -

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

ouch!

#11 Edited by HadOne2Many (1175 posts) -

Wonder what we can see when a well endowed woman is playing it.

Also I can see the usefulness in this for advertisers. Now they can see exactly which ads get the juices going. And I wonder what they are going to think when they realize a lot of gamers get boners watching my little pony cartoons?

#13 Edited by lamprey263 (22450 posts) -

So... the NSA is really out there to see my penis? Sheesh, and here I thought I was going to have to move my seditious revolutionary meetings at the Ritz Carlton; that's gonna save me some money.

#14 Posted by TruthBToldShow (328 posts) -

@HoVDaHuSTLa1: Here's a little advice....... NEVER QUOTE OR SHARE ANYTHING ALEX JONES and pass it off as fact. Never.

Ive got quite a few beefs with MS, spying is not one of them. Anyone making these weak arguments must throw away any electronic device with an internet connection, camera, or mic.

#15 Posted by MlauTheDaft (3017 posts) -

@AMD655 said:

@MlauTheDaft said:

Can you really not write penis?

cock

dick

penis

shlong

johnson

weener

problem?

I suppose it's just thread titles then.

I rarely need to reference anything phallic.

#16 Posted by edidili (3446 posts) -

Well lets hope some dev makes use of this in their game.

"move it to the right to lean" or something.

#17 Posted by Riverwolf007 (23398 posts) -

i want them to see it.

seriously, i'm very proud.

#18 Posted by Joedgabe (5090 posts) -

@edidili said:

Well lets hope some dev makes use of this in their game.

"move it to the right to lean" or something.

I'm sure Kojima will in metal gear :P

#19 Posted by freedomfreak (38250 posts) -

Tomb Raider will automatically shut down when your bulge grows in size.

Gonna be a bit of a problem.

#20 Edited by PrincessGomez92 (3239 posts) -

I want to show my beast anyway.

#21 Edited by AMD655 (4495 posts) -
#22 Posted by freedomfreak (38250 posts) -

I want to show my beast anyway.

Show your bone to the xbone.

#23 Edited by XBOunity (2981 posts) -
#25 Edited by Jankarcop (8827 posts) -

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

You on the otherhand have not touched a woman, she has sadly not gotten a chance to laugh at your 2 inch erect penis.

#26 Edited by TheGuardian03 (21272 posts) -

Sex Tapes.

Only Possible on the Xbox One.

The dev will take that sex tape and turn it into an interactive adventure game and sell it on XBL, MS will sell millions.

#27 Posted by mems_1224 (45789 posts) -

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

#28 Edited by groowagon (2740 posts) -

@edidili said:

Well lets hope some dev makes use of this in their game.

"move it to the right to lean" or something.

Japanese devs would definetly make good use of that. Kinect is on wrong console.

#29 Edited by Jankarcop (8827 posts) -

@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

I have never "drugged a woman", the way you speak makes its obvious you've never been to any type of night-life event in your life......which is sad if you are over 20.


Finding a woman who is sober is literally impossible.

#30 Edited by AMD655 (4495 posts) -

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

You on the otherhand have not touched a woman, she has sadly not gotten a chance to laugh at your 2 inch erect penis.

So you measured yourself, this means you are extremely self conscious, which means, you have never had a lady if you need to do that, or maybe a lady turned you down?

Mine on the other hand is as big as my box of little Britain in length, but length is not what gives a girl pleasure.

#31 Edited by Scipio8 (608 posts) -

Why is this an issue for PS4 fanboys? Cows got no penises Lulz

#32 Posted by silversix_ (13640 posts) -

My D is so large that Kinect will think im a mutant and that's my third leg.

#33 Edited by HoVDaHuSTLa1 (1201 posts) -

I could really see this being a problem when there's guests over and you're showing off your system/package.

#34 Edited by HoVDaHuSTLa1 (1201 posts) -

@TruthBToldShow: I agree. However Al only had the sauce, he wasn't the one who actually said it.

#35 Posted by HadOne2Many (1175 posts) -

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

#36 Posted by lostrib (31724 posts) -

Alex jones should never be used as a source for anything

#37 Posted by AMD655 (4495 posts) -

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

PM sent.

#38 Posted by bobbetybob (19087 posts) -

What a terrible video. Not only is he using outdated information (still saying that you need to connect online every 24 hours) but it's a ridiculous concept in general. As well as that Kinect data only being viewable in that form using a PC it's also quite clear that his wang is only visible because he's wearing tight-ish jeans and it's causing a crease, i.e. you'd see it anyway without Kinect if the room were lighter. Notice how it doesn't magically see through any other part of his clothing, unless we're theorising that Kinect specifically X-Ray visions your dick now.

#39 Posted by HadOne2Many (1175 posts) -

@AMD655 said:

@HadOne2Many said:

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

PM sent.

lol

#40 Posted by Chutebox (36210 posts) -

I wouldn't want it any other way.

#41 Posted by chikenfriedrice (9424 posts) -

They are in for a BIG surprise.

#42 Edited by AMD655 (4495 posts) -

#43 Posted by Jankarcop (8827 posts) -

@AMD655 said:

@HadOne2Many said:

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

PM sent.

wow i just saw the pic. that thing is tiny. How do you hold a relationship do you have to use toys?

#44 Posted by bobbetybob (19087 posts) -

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

I have never "drugged a woman", the way you speak makes its obvious you've never been to any type of night-life event in your life......which is sad if you are over 20.

Finding a woman who is sober is literally impossible.

Fucking hell, please stop talking.

#45 Posted by AMD655 (4495 posts) -

@AMD655 said:

@HadOne2Many said:

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

PM sent.

wow i just saw the pic. that thing is tiny. How do you hold a relationship do you have to use toys?

Would be funny if anyone sent anything, but you can't rub off your virginity here.

#46 Edited by ShepardCommandr (2150 posts) -

So everyone can know that i have a tiny penis?

No thanks MS.

#47 Posted by Jankarcop (8827 posts) -

@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

I have never "drugged a woman", the way you speak makes its obvious you've never been to any type of night-life event in your life......which is sad if you are over 20.

Finding a woman who is sober is literally impossible.

Fucking hell, please stop talking.

He said that I drug woman, please stop defending such a goon.

#48 Posted by bobbetybob (19087 posts) -

@bobbetybob said:
@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

@mems_1224 said:

@Jankarcop said:

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

Didnt know you were a lemming.

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

I have never "drugged a woman", the way you speak makes its obvious you've never been to any type of night-life event in your life......which is sad if you are over 20.

Finding a woman who is sober is literally impossible.

Fucking hell, please stop talking.

He said that I drug woman, please stop defending such a goon.

And then you implied that you don't drug them, rather, they're already drunk so it's OK! You're both sounding as dodgy as each other.

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#50 Edited by psymon100 (6138 posts) -