There's 3 types of gamers out there

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#1 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

Cows, Sheep and Lemmings. Sheep think everyone can just get along with dated hardware and gimmicks, Cows just want Sony to **** the competition all the time. But then you've got your Lemmings, and all the Lemmings want is Microsoft to s*** all over everyone with rip-off Live subscriptions. So Sheep may get mad at Cows once in a while because Nintendo gets ****ed by Sony. But Sony also **** Microsoft! And if they didn't **** Microsoft you know what you'd get? You'd get your PlayStation and Nintendo consoles all covered in s*** Live subscriptions and ads!

#2 Posted by Thefatness16 (4672 posts) -

Okay

#3 Posted by MonsieurX (31705 posts) -
Not fanboys war
#4 Posted by Floppy_Jim (25834 posts) -
The f*ck are you talking about
#5 Posted by freedomfreak (43603 posts) -
I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.
#6 Posted by DrTrafalgarLaw (4487 posts) -

System Wars, not FanboyWars. But you're right, Microsoft takes it up the ass byeveryone.

#7 Posted by McStrongfast (4281 posts) -
Splendid outburst of wisdom, sir. Would you care for a croûton?
#8 Posted by Cheleman (7865 posts) -
Lems are the worst though...
#9 Posted by KarateeeChop (4666 posts) -

there's like 0 sheep and 1 lemming on sw. lol.

#10 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (34323 posts) -

*doesn't fit any of those 3*

WHAT AM I? :cry:

#11 Posted by McStrongfast (4281 posts) -
I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.freedomfreak
How can one after witnessing the hotness in your sig. That shiny white skin, beautiful mane and wispy tail.

*doesn't fit any of those 3*

WHAT AM I? :cry:

DJ-Lafleur
You are Jackie Chan!
#12 Posted by Riadon2 (1598 posts) -

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#13 Posted by Ilovegames1992 (14221 posts) -

How dare you use one of the greatest monologues from one of the funniest films ever made for your stupid 360 bashing in the hive of scum and villainy that is System Wars.

Shame on you.

#14 Posted by hrt_rulz01 (7161 posts) -
The f*ck are you talking aboutFloppy_Jim
Lol...
#15 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (34323 posts) -

[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.McStrongfast
How can one after witnessing the hotness in your sig. That shiny white skin, beautiful mane and wispy tail.

*doesn't fit any of those 3*

WHAT AM I? :cry:

DJ-Lafleur

You are Jackie Chan!

I am?

...

#16 Posted by freedomfreak (43603 posts) -

How dare you use one of the greatest monologues from one of the funniest films ever made for your stupid 360 bashing in the hive of scum and villainy that is System Wars.

Shame on you.

Ilovegames1992
I just got that. fvck yeah.
#17 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -
Lems are the worst though...Cheleman
No, the cows are.
#18 Posted by Rocker6 (13358 posts) -

[QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Michael0134567
No, the cows are.

Why point fingers at each others, when we can all find a common enemy:

SNIPER is the worst presence on SW!

#19 Posted by BlbecekBobecek (2740 posts) -

Wow, cant believe I expected something intelligent.

#20 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Rocker6

No, the cows are.

Why point fingers at each others, when we can all find a common enemy:

SNIPER is the worst presence on SW!

Ew.
#22 Posted by k2theswiss (16599 posts) -

There's 3 types of gamers out there...... and your not one of them?

#23 Posted by Cheleman (7865 posts) -
[QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Michael0134567
No, the cows are.

That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.
#24 Posted by freedomfreak (43603 posts) -
[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Cheleman
No, the cows are.

That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.

So,you're me? I can live with that.
#25 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

I miss Sony as the sales king more than Microsoft missed the mark, when they charged for Xbox Live. I miss it more than the Live fee misses the point, and that's an awful lot SW. And all I'm trying to say, is the 360 sucks, and I miss Sony as the sales king. I need System Wars like Microsoft needs gaming school. They were terrible this gen.

#26 Posted by Riadon2 (1598 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Rocker6

No, the cows are.

Why point fingers at each others, when we can all find a common enemy:

SNIPER is the worst presence on SW!

Sniper is amusing.

Shadowmoses, Kuraimen, PinnacleGamingP, Dragonsak, Giovela, and "insert fakeboy name here" are the worst of SW.

#27 Posted by KarateeeChop (4666 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Cheleman
No, the cows are.

That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.

i remember arbitor using those exact same words to describe himself. funny times.

#28 Posted by AmazonTreeBoa (16745 posts) -
Feels good to be the fourth gamer.......Hermit.
#29 Posted by ArchoNils2 (6238 posts) -

So I guess I'm not a gamer? Anyway this is system wars, not fanboy wars and the fanboys you defined are all pretty much the same.

If you want to divide them, then there are those with an open mind that enjoy a lot of games on different system while being neutral. Then there are the guys who do everything to justify their system because they either can't afford another system or they are just in love with a brand. And then there are those that just play for fun some times and don't care about talking or posting about games and systems. This board here lives from the second category

#30 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Cheleman"]Lems are the worst though...Cheleman
No, the cows are.

That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.

It's actually the opposite.

#31 Posted by freedomfreak (43603 posts) -
I'm...so Sony...so Sony..
#32 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

So I guess I'm not a gamer? Anyway this is system wars, not fanboy wars and the fanboys you defined are all pretty much the same.

If you want to divide them, then there are those with an open mind that enjoy a lot of games on different system while being neutral. Then there are the guys who do everything to justify their system because they either can't afford another system or they are just in love with a brand. And then there are those that just play for fun some times and don't care about talking or posting about games and systems. This board here lives from the second category

ArchoNils2
The first one perfectly describes me.
#33 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

Times have changed. Our games are getting worse. Should we blame the gamers? Or blame society? Or should we blame the kinect ads on tv? No, blame Microsoft! Blame Microsoft! It seems like everything's gone wrong since Microsoft came along. Don't blame me for my sister's kinect. She saw the darn advert and now she's off to play dance central! My sister once had a PS2 on her shelf, but now when I ask her to play it she tells me to **** myself. Blame Microsoft!

#34 Posted by khoofia_pika (13517 posts) -
What
#36 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

Meh, TC the first one was funny but the second and third not so much :P Too much of anything is never good :PDesmonic
A thousand posts from me is never too much. Never too much. Never too much. I just don't wanna stop. Never too much. Never too much.

#37 Posted by ShadowMoses900 (17081 posts) -

What is the point of this thread?

#38 Posted by ShadowMoses900 (17081 posts) -

So I guess I'm not a gamer? Anyway this is system wars, not fanboy wars and the fanboys you defined are all pretty much the same.

If you want to divide them, then there are those with an open mind that enjoy a lot of games on different system while being neutral. Then there are the guys who do everything to justify their system because they either can't afford another system or they are just in love with a brand. And then there are those that just play for fun some times and don't care about talking or posting about games and systems. This board here lives from the second category

ArchoNils2

I'm actually in the first category even though I prefer my PS3. If I like a game I will enjoy it regardless of what system it's on.

#39 Posted by Sushiglutton (5539 posts) -

There are 10 kinds of gamers: those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. [spoiler] :oops: [/spoiler]

#40 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

What is the point of this thread?

ShadowMoses900

I think I've made that quite clear. Do you need me to make my point again through song?

#41 Posted by Gue1 (11431 posts) -

aaaahhh

#42 Posted by Zeviander (9503 posts) -
*There are
#43 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

*There areZeviander
Nobody cares.

#44 Posted by Zeviander (9503 posts) -
Nobody cares.burgeg
I did.
#45 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

[QUOTE="burgeg"] Nobody cares.Zeviander
I did.

Nobody important cares.

#46 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38219 posts) -

[QUOTE="Zeviander"][QUOTE="burgeg"] Nobody cares.burgeg

I did.

Nobody important cares.

I cared. Came to post that. So now 2 important people cared :cool:

#47 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Zeviander"][QUOTE="burgeg"] Nobody cares.burgeg

I did.

Nobody important cares.

Who are you again?
#48 Posted by burgeg (3599 posts) -

[QUOTE="burgeg"]

[QUOTE="Zeviander"] I did.seanmcloughlin

Nobody important cares.

I cared. Came to post that. So now 2 important people cared :cool:

You aren't important. When either my mum or Stone Cold Steve Austin comes in to this thread to correct my grammar I'll take notice. Until then I stick to my guns. Nobody important cares.

#49 Posted by Cheleman (7865 posts) -

[QUOTE="Cheleman"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] No, the cows are.freedomfreak
That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.

So,you're me? I can live with that.

Not even close. You're on top of the leaderboards:P

#50 Posted by Cheleman (7865 posts) -

[QUOTE="Cheleman"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] No, the cows are.Michael0134567

That's not true. We cows are respectful, intelligent, sexy, adorable. You name it.

It's actually the opposite.

jelly?:cool: