The Xbox One is the ugliest console of all time.

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#1 Edited by PS4hasNOgames (1771 posts) -

Not because of its design, it has nice lines, because it scratches so easy and it's the biggest eyesore ever.

A wet bounty even managed to scratch the damn thing, and it sticks out in your entertainment center like a sore thumb, whens the slim coming out with a matte finish? Or at east harder plastic, my ps4 doesn't scratch.

#2 Posted by adders99 (2610 posts) -

I like how it looks...

#3 Posted by Sweenix (5399 posts) -

ohmygod

stop

#4 Posted by Sweenix (5399 posts) -

plz

#5 Posted by thehig1 (2241 posts) -

The atari 5200 is pretty ugly though

#6 Edited by Lulu_Lulu (13654 posts) -

You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

#7 Posted by inb4uall (5806 posts) -

@Lulu_Lulu said:

You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

they have none

#8 Posted by Lulu_Lulu (13654 posts) -

@inb4uall

LOL.... I know... I wana hear them say it. :p

#9 Posted by delta3074 (18412 posts) -

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

#10 Edited by FoxbatAlpha (7419 posts) -

I love the look. Unboxing it was like pulling a porn stars panties down. Truely a magical experience.

Cleaning it off I use only the finest duster that Target sells.

#11 Posted by _Matt_ (8924 posts) -

It wouldn't seem so damn ugly if it was smaller, but right now it's a massive brick.

#12 Posted by SapSacPrime (8790 posts) -

@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Thats the philosophy of dudes who poke fuglies; are you suggesting every xbox one should be purchased alongside a very large brown bag?

#13 Posted by bezza2011 (2548 posts) -

@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

But you do have the mantlepiece as a focal point in the main living room, I am actually waiting for a slim version before even thinking about getting an Xbox One.

@_Matt_ said:

It wouldn't seem so damn ugly if it was smaller, but right now it's a massive brick.

agreed

#14 Posted by Lulu_Lulu (13654 posts) -

@delta3074

Mantlepiece !

How old is your house ?

#15 Edited by KillzoneSnake (1749 posts) -

@FoxbatAlpha said:

I love the look. Unboxing it was like pulling a porn stars panties down. Truely a magical experience.

Cleaning it off I use only the finest duster that Target sells.

It must of been a very big pornstar xD

#16 Edited by SummerParadise (160 posts) -

I bought this.

#17 Posted by Suppaman100 (3937 posts) -

True besides it being a weak POS, it's also looking worse than a modern art masterpiece.

#18 Posted by sailor232 (4819 posts) -

It looks great.

#19 Edited by delta3074 (18412 posts) -

@SapSacPrime said:

@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Thats the philosophy of dudes who poke fuglies; are you suggesting every xbox one should be purchased alongside a very large brown bag?

Dude i have been married for 13 years to a fit blonde so i have no problem there, the point is i don't look at my console whilst playing games and i am not one of those that cries my little heart to sleep because my console somehow looks out of place in my living room either.

I don't care how ugly a console is if it plays the games i want to play.

#20 Posted by delta3074 (18412 posts) -
@Lulu_Lulu said:

@delta3074

Mantlepiece !

How old is your house ?

It's an old english phrase generally used as an excuse when you end up sleeping with what we call a 'moped bird'.

Another english saying 'ugly birds and mopeds, both great till your mates see you on them'

#21 Edited by iambatman7986 (485 posts) -

Wow, you must've just started gaming because there have been some horrendous console designs in the past. Atari and intellivision both were pretty ugly. The original ps2 design was ugly imo, but the one Jay looks like a box.

#22 Posted by OhJayDubya (1142 posts) -

All consoles are beautiful in their own way!

#23 Posted by ni6htmare01 (976 posts) -

To be fair. It looks nice but a little big. Nothing like how ugly the first Xbox look!

#24 Posted by delta3074 (18412 posts) -

@Suppaman100 said:

True besides it being a weak POS, it's also looking worse than a modern art masterpiece.

So it's the Ps3 phat of the 8th generation then,lol

#25 Posted by intotheminx (703 posts) -

@Lulu_Lulu said:

You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

There is no games.

#26 Posted by lamprey263 (24156 posts) -

how do you scratch it, are you one of those people who moves there stuff around a lot?

#27 Posted by McStrongfast (4271 posts) -

Tell me more about your wet bounty.

#28 Posted by locopatho (20375 posts) -

They should make consoles out of wood again.

@McStrongfast said:

Tell me more about your wet bounty.

Yes.

#29 Edited by littlestreakier (2931 posts) -

@ps4hasnogames: the left side of my PS4 is really scratched up sadly. Everywhere else has the matte so it doesn't scratch but the top left quarter...definitely scratched up

#30 Edited by pelvist (4857 posts) -

TBH Id say that award goes to the PS3.

#31 Posted by MonsieurX (30425 posts) -

Little boy just got his 500th post,now we're doomed for more crappy thread

#32 Posted by coasterguy65 (6016 posts) -

I like the design, with the exception of it being a little big. Try dusting it with a swiffer, and wipe with with a micro fiber cloth. Wet Bounty towels have no business near shiny finishes. Paper towels scratch

#33 Posted by StrongDeadlift (5176 posts) -

Whilst the Xbox One design is awful, that award still goes to the phatty PS3. That was the ugliest/most unaesthetic console of all time.

Wtf were they thinking with that Spiderman font, lmao.

#34 Edited by jun_aka_pekto (16342 posts) -

The PS4 is just as butt-ugly. The only nice-looking gaming devices I can think of are the PSP1000 and the Gameboy SP. The PSP 1000 especially. Superb fit and finish which is why I'm never getting rid of it.

#35 Posted by shellcase86 (1934 posts) -

@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Nice metaphor.

#36 Edited by clone01 (24832 posts) -

@ps4hasnogames said:

Not because of its design, it has nice lines, because it scratches so easy and it's the biggest eyesore ever.

A wet bounty even managed to scratch the damn thing, and it sticks out in your entertainment center like a sore thumb, whens the slim coming out with a matte finish? Or at east harder plastic, my ps4 doesn't scratch.

Not even close. Check out the Atari 5200 or the 3DO if you don't believe me.

#37 Posted by wolverine4262 (19383 posts) -

@Lulu_Lulu:

You're one to talk. You spend most of your time talking about games you've never played.

#38 Edited by freedomfreak (40914 posts) -
@summerparadise said:

I bought this.

Groovy.

#39 Posted by CrashNBurn281 (424 posts) -

I guess whatever argument you need to use to justify your purchase. I do not know one person that stares at their console while playing video games. I could care less what my PS4 looks like, as long as it plays games.

#40 Posted by Lulu_Lulu (13654 posts) -

@wolverine4262

I get around to it eventually..... Its miles better than what Graphics Whores do.

#41 Edited by wolverine4262 (19383 posts) -

@Lulu_Lulu:

How is prejudging a game not as bad as judging based on graphics?

#42 Edited by ironcreed (14083 posts) -

White hot:

#43 Edited by Gue1 (10197 posts) -

and the interface is just as ugly too.

#44 Posted by Lulu_Lulu (13654 posts) -

@wolverine4262

1st of all gaming is not about graphics.

2ndly, name 5 games I've judged without playing..... Let me give you a Headstart...

1) Dark Souls.

#45 Posted by Gue1 (10197 posts) -

@ironcreed said:

White hot:

looks like some generic cheap case bought from newegg,

#46 Posted by monson21502 (8070 posts) -

my ps3 slim says hi.. not only is it the ugliest system i ever owned its also the loudest system i ever had

#47 Posted by ironcreed (14083 posts) -

@Gue1 said:

@ironcreed said:

White hot:

looks like some generic cheap case bought from newegg,

LOL, mkay.

#48 Posted by freedomfreak (40914 posts) -
@ironcreed said:

White hot:

Rad.

#49 Posted by aroxx_ab (10057 posts) -

I kinda like how it looks

#50 Edited by jdc6305 (3892 posts) -

I hate microsoft and I have no intentions of buying a X1 but I like the look better then the PS4.