The Xbox One is the ugliest console of all time.

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#1  Edited By PS4hasNOgames
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Not because of its design, it has nice lines, because it scratches so easy and it's the biggest eyesore ever.

A wet bounty even managed to scratch the damn thing, and it sticks out in your entertainment center like a sore thumb, whens the slim coming out with a matte finish? Or at east harder plastic, my ps4 doesn't scratch.

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#2 adders99
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I like how it looks...

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#3 Sweenix
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ohmygod

stop

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#4 Sweenix
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plz

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#5 thehig1
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The atari 5200 is pretty ugly though

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#6  Edited By Lulu_Lulu
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You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

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#7 inb4uall
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@Lulu_Lulu said:

You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

they have none

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#8 Lulu_Lulu
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LOL.... I know... I wana hear them say it. :p

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#9 delta3074
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You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

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#10  Edited By FoxbatAlpha
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I love the look. Unboxing it was like pulling a porn stars panties down. Truely a magical experience.

Cleaning it off I use only the finest duster that Target sells.

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#11 inggrish
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It wouldn't seem so damn ugly if it was smaller, but right now it's a massive brick.

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#12 SapSacPrime
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@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Thats the philosophy of dudes who poke fuglies; are you suggesting every xbox one should be purchased alongside a very large brown bag?

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#13 bezza2011
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@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

But you do have the mantlepiece as a focal point in the main living room, I am actually waiting for a slim version before even thinking about getting an Xbox One.

@_Matt_ said:

It wouldn't seem so damn ugly if it was smaller, but right now it's a massive brick.

agreed

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#14 Lulu_Lulu
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@delta3074

Mantlepiece !

How old is your house ?

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#15  Edited By KillzoneSnake
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@FoxbatAlpha said:

I love the look. Unboxing it was like pulling a porn stars panties down. Truely a magical experience.

Cleaning it off I use only the finest duster that Target sells.

It must of been a very big pornstar xD

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#17 Suppaman100
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True besides it being a weak POS, it's also looking worse than a modern art masterpiece.

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#18 sailor232
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It looks great.

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#19  Edited By delta3074
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@SapSacPrime said:

@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Thats the philosophy of dudes who poke fuglies; are you suggesting every xbox one should be purchased alongside a very large brown bag?

Dude i have been married for 13 years to a fit blonde so i have no problem there, the point is i don't look at my console whilst playing games and i am not one of those that cries my little heart to sleep because my console somehow looks out of place in my living room either.

I don't care how ugly a console is if it plays the games i want to play.

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#20 delta3074
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@delta3074

Mantlepiece !

How old is your house ?

It's an old english phrase generally used as an excuse when you end up sleeping with what we call a 'moped bird'.

Another english saying 'ugly birds and mopeds, both great till your mates see you on them'

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#21  Edited By iambatman7986
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Wow, you must've just started gaming because there have been some horrendous console designs in the past. Atari and intellivision both were pretty ugly. The original ps2 design was ugly imo, but the one Jay looks like a box.

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#22 deactivated-609eda8a7edd0
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All consoles are beautiful in their own way!

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#23 ni6htmare01
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To be fair. It looks nice but a little big. Nothing like how ugly the first Xbox look!

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#24 delta3074
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@Suppaman100 said:

True besides it being a weak POS, it's also looking worse than a modern art masterpiece.

So it's the Ps3 phat of the 8th generation then,lol

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#25 intotheminx
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@Lulu_Lulu said:

You guys have completey given up talking about the actual games themselves haven't you ?

Whats next... Are you gona make a thread about Yoshida's accent Or Spencer's Stupid Face ?

Play your games people !

There is no games.

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#26 lamprey263
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how do you scratch it, are you one of those people who moves there stuff around a lot?

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#27 deactivated-5c79c3cfce222
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Tell me more about your wet bounty.

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#28 locopatho
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They should make consoles out of wood again.

@McStrongfast said:

Tell me more about your wet bounty.

Yes.

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#29  Edited By littlestreakier
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@ps4hasnogames: the left side of my PS4 is really scratched up sadly. Everywhere else has the matte so it doesn't scratch but the top left quarter...definitely scratched up

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#30  Edited By pelvist
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TBH Id say that award goes to the PS3.

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#31 MonsieurX
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Little boy just got his 500th post,now we're doomed for more crappy thread

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#32 coasterguy65
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I like the design, with the exception of it being a little big. Try dusting it with a swiffer, and wipe with with a micro fiber cloth. Wet Bounty towels have no business near shiny finishes. Paper towels scratch

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#33 StrongDeadlift
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Whilst the Xbox One design is awful, that award still goes to the phatty PS3. That was the ugliest/most unaesthetic console of all time.

Wtf were they thinking with that Spiderman font, lmao.

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#34  Edited By jun_aka_pekto
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The PS4 is just as butt-ugly. The only nice-looking gaming devices I can think of are the PSP1000 and the Gameboy SP. The PSP 1000 especially. Superb fit and finish which is why I'm never getting rid of it.

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#35 shellcase86
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@delta3074 said:

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire,know what i mean?

Nice metaphor.

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#36  Edited By clone01
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@ps4hasnogames said:

Not because of its design, it has nice lines, because it scratches so easy and it's the biggest eyesore ever.

A wet bounty even managed to scratch the damn thing, and it sticks out in your entertainment center like a sore thumb, whens the slim coming out with a matte finish? Or at east harder plastic, my ps4 doesn't scratch.

Not even close. Check out the Atari 5200 or the 3DO if you don't believe me.

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#37 wolverine4262
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@Lulu_Lulu:

You're one to talk. You spend most of your time talking about games you've never played.

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#38  Edited By freedomfreak  Online
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@summerparadise said:

I bought this.

Groovy.

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#39 CrashNBurn281
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I guess whatever argument you need to use to justify your purchase. I do not know one person that stares at their console while playing video games. I could care less what my PS4 looks like, as long as it plays games.

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#40 Lulu_Lulu
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I get around to it eventually..... Its miles better than what Graphics Whores do.

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#41  Edited By wolverine4262
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@Lulu_Lulu:

How is prejudging a game not as bad as judging based on graphics?

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#42  Edited By ironcreed
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White hot:

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#43  Edited By Gue1
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and the interface is just as ugly too.

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#44 Lulu_Lulu
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1st of all gaming is not about graphics.

2ndly, name 5 games I've judged without playing..... Let me give you a Headstart...

1) Dark Souls.

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#45 Gue1
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@ironcreed said:

White hot:

looks like some generic cheap case bought from newegg,

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#46 monson21502
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my ps3 slim says hi.. not only is it the ugliest system i ever owned its also the loudest system i ever had

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#47 ironcreed
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@Gue1 said:

@ironcreed said:

White hot:

looks like some generic cheap case bought from newegg,

LOL, mkay.

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@ironcreed said:

White hot:

Rad.

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#49 aroxx_ab
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I kinda like how it looks

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#50  Edited By jdc6305
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I hate microsoft and I have no intentions of buying a X1 but I like the look better then the PS4.