The King Has Returned

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#1 Posted by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

Hello System Wars,

Many of you probably won't remember me. I am KeyWii. 6 or 7 years ago, I used to post here regularly. I was a "cow", or a playstation fan. I made bold and correct predictions about the PS3 beating the 360, about JRPGs abandoning 360 and coming to PS3, about the Wii losing steam and becoming a fad, and about Sony's 1st party studios utterly dominating the competition. Sadly one of my greatest threads ever made, "10 reasons why the PS3 will win the console war" was deleted, as it caused too many Xbox and Nintendo fans to cry and flee the site forever. Sift through my post history if you have any doubts to my truthbomb efficacy, or if just want some history lessons and insights from the greatest system warrior to have ever lived. I am here to say that being objectively proven right by history feels really, really good.

Fast forward to today. Wow. So much has changed. The Xbox One is in a worse position than the PS3 ever was, and the PS4 is in a better position than the Xbox 360 ever was. And Nintendo has fallen so hard, it's easy to forget to mention them. This was never even a 3 console race. The king hasn't just returned, he's erased all existence of his would-be usurpers and freed millions from oppression in the process. Fear not ye huddled Nintendo and Xbox fans, for Sony is a good leader and gaming is good when Sony is at the top. Most powerful console. Best games. Best price. Greatness awaits, indeed.

PS. I'll never forgive you Xbox fans for helping to usher in a world where online play is a premium, fee based service.

#2 Edited by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

We don't care.

#3 Posted by R3FURBISHED (10774 posts) -

@KeyWii said:

The Xbox One is in a worse position than the PS3 ever was, and the PS4 is in a better position than the Xbox 360 ever was.

The sales numbers definitely indicate that!

#4 Posted by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

You posted, you care. Adios hombre.

#5 Posted by always_explicit (3023 posts) -

@KeyWii: Well congratulations on your triumphant return. Iv never heard of you and you sound like an idiot.

P.S this isnt a SW topic

#6 Posted by Allicrombie (25359 posts) -

who?

#7 Posted by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

You never heard of me because I used to post here most likely before you were allowed to play video games.

PS. It is, as it's my opinion regarding the system wars.

#8 Edited by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@Allicrombie: You must be new here. No hard feelings.

#9 Posted by rjdofu (9171 posts) -

@Allicrombie said:

who?

#10 Posted by _Matt_ (9063 posts) -

I remember you... weren't you banned?

#11 Edited by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@_Matt_:

Hi Matt,

Thanks for remembering. It expired long ago.

#12 Edited by _Matt_ (9063 posts) -

@KeyWii said:

@_Matt_:

Hi Matt,

Thanks for remembering. It expired long ago.

Oh, permabans obviously not permanent...

But yes, system wars has changed a lot since back then, if it's true you really haven't been here in any capacity since.

#13 Edited by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@_Matt_:

I sure haven't. I've been elsewhere. But I'm back (for now) :)

#14 Edited by Allicrombie (25359 posts) -

@KeyWii said:

@Allicrombie: You must be new here. No hard feelings.

not as new as you'd think.

#15 Posted by SolidTy (45193 posts) -

@KeyWii: I wasn't going to post at GS anymore, but I was linked to this thread and surprised to see your name and I wanted to drop a hello from the past.

You may not remember me, but I was there in the days of PS2-Xbox-GC SW, and of course the recent PS360Wii gen. GS has so many problems though from politics to new site problems, I don't see any reason to post here much anymore.

Still, I remember your auto accident, run ins with certain SWarriors. Some fun encounters back then. :)

#16 Posted by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@Allicrombie: If you're as old as you say then maybe your memory is just foggy :) I forgive you!

#17 Edited by freedomfreak (41964 posts) -

I remember you, but I don't really care.

#18 Edited by rjdofu (9171 posts) -

@always_explicit said:

@KeyWii: Well congratulations on your triumphant return. Iv never heard of you and you sound like an idiot.

P.S this isnt a SW topic

You would probably applaud him and agree wholeheartedly if he spoke the same way about MS.

#20 Edited by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@SolidTy: Indeed Ty. Your name is familiar! And yeah, a damn shame about the site. Really it's been nothing but downhill ever since Gerstmann-Gate. But it was definitely entertaining back then. Don't even know what to make of this new system wars. Seems like it's lost all the passion and fire.

#21 Edited by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@freedomfreak:

Thanks, your name is familiar too. But I don't really care, either.

#23 Posted by KeyWii (4884 posts) -

@SNIPER4321: Thanks for trying Sniper. Someone had to. Sounds like you carried the torch well.

#24 Posted by always_explicit (3023 posts) -

@rjdofu said:

@always_explicit said:

@KeyWii: Well congratulations on your triumphant return. Iv never heard of you and you sound like an idiot.

P.S this isnt a SW topic

You would probably applaud him and agree wholeheartedly if he spoke the same way about MS.

I didnt read the whole post....I was getting that whole self important vibe with a thread title like "the king has returned" and statements like "I made bold and correct predictions". I can only assume its an attempt at humour but that whole arrogant sense of self entitlement never really tickles my funny bone. Particularly when that arrogance is regarding one thread on a gaming forum. Let KeyWii's ascent to worldwide domination continue....one forum thread at a time...

#25 Edited by starjet905 (1944 posts) -

He can return to where he came from, I guess?

#26 Posted by Floppy_Jim (25834 posts) -

Hey, you're that guy I don't know. Good to see you.

#27 Posted by TheEroica (14172 posts) -

@KeyWii: pps thank you Microsoft for actually fast forwarding us into the console online age... Quite frankly the other two companies had no idea what the eff they were doing....

#28 Edited by Phazevariance (11012 posts) -

Sorry TC, no one cares and you're a nobody here. Start from teh bottom and build your way up again, but there is no king anywhere to be seen in this thread.

#29 Edited by Sweenix (5399 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

i dont know you but i was not here untill 2010 and still more popular and known user than you.

so the title of King belongs to me.

You are so full of crap sniper

#30 Posted by NameIess_One (559 posts) -

I love these "Kings" coming out of nowhere...

#31 Posted by mrintro (1354 posts) -

I too predicted the ps3 comeback (under a different username).

#32 Posted by GhoX (5175 posts) -

Where are the JRPGs on PS3? There were only a couple good ones, how 360 also has only about 1 good exclusive JRPG. Both systems are absolute disappointments in this aspect. Wii and the handhelds completely trump them when it comes to JRPGs.

#33 Edited by LegatoSkyheart (25996 posts) -

@Sagem28 said:

We don't care.

#34 Posted by MonsieurX (31216 posts) -

Yay,another fanboy returns

#36 Edited by blamix99 (2465 posts) -

welcome back KeyWii, pls take a bit easy on them xbone fanboys.. their already broken since before E3

#37 Posted by D4RKL1NG (247 posts) -

I wish ispeakfact would make a triumphant return. :(

#38 Edited by GhoX (5175 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

@GhoX said:

Where are the JRPGs on PS3? There were only a couple good ones, how 360 also has only about 1 good exclusive JRPG. Both systems are absolute disappointments in this aspect. Wii and the handhelds completely trump them when it comes to JRPGs.

there are more pink/girly JRPGs on handheld than consoles

Right, and even more on PC. In fact, the best JRPG I played in 2010 is a PC exclusive.

#39 Posted by LegatoSkyheart (25996 posts) -

@D4RKL1NG said:

I wish ispeakfact would make a triumphant return. :(

They say he's still around.

#40 Posted by FoxbatAlpha (8392 posts) -

@KeyWii said:

Hello System Wars,

Many of you probably won't remember me. I am KeyWii. 6 or 7 years ago, I used to post here regularly. I was a "cow", or a playstation fan. I made bold and correct predictions about the PS3 beating the 360, about JRPGs abandoning 360 and coming to PS3, about the Wii losing steam and becoming a fad, and about Sony's 1st party studios utterly dominating the competition. Sadly one of my greatest threads ever made, "10 reasons why the PS3 will win the console war" was deleted, as it caused too many Xbox and Nintendo fans to cry and flee the site forever. Sift through my post history if you have any doubts to my truthbomb efficacy, or if just want some history lessons and insights from the greatest system warrior to have ever lived. I am here to say that being objectively proven right by history feels really, really good.

Fast forward to today. Wow. So much has changed. The Xbox One is in a worse position than the PS3 ever was, and the PS4 is in a better position than the Xbox 360 ever was. And Nintendo has fallen so hard, it's easy to forget to mention them. This was never even a 3 console race. The king hasn't just returned, he's erased all existence of his would-be usurpers and freed millions from oppression in the process. Fear not ye huddled Nintendo and Xbox fans, for Sony is a good leader and gaming is good when Sony is at the top. Most powerful console. Best games. Best price. Greatness awaits, indeed.

PS. I'll never forgive you Xbox fans for helping to usher in a world where online play is a premium, fee based service.

Welcome to the new age were I am KING. Boy.

#42 Edited by D4RKL1NG (247 posts) -

@LegatoSkyheart: Really? I miss his jelly pics. He was the only guy that did trolling right. Not the desperation we see nowadays.

#43 Posted by lostrib (40190 posts) -

@Allicrombie said:

who?

#44 Edited by Vaasman (11693 posts) -

That's nice, now feel free to leave again for 5 more years.

#46 Edited by Caseytappy (2163 posts) -

@KeyWii said:

Hello System Wars,

Many of you probably won't remember me. I am KeyWii. 6 or 7 years ago, I used to post here regularly. I was a "cow", or a playstation fan. I made bold and correct predictions about the PS3 beating the 360, about JRPGs abandoning 360 and coming to PS3,

So you're a Cow who made obviously faulty predictions as your linked thread proves and are probably one of the many Cows who killed his account after E3 2006 .

Why the fuzz and a whole topic to celebrate your return, just because your mammy tells you you are special ?

#47 Posted by PrincessGomez92 (3715 posts) -

No one cares. Blog it.

#48 Posted by Zaibach (13458 posts) -

Hi king!!

#49 Edited by trugs26 (5753 posts) -

My account was created in '04 and I browsed the forums years before that as a guest. I have no idea who you are :P

Regardless, no one likes a person who talks themselves up. Don't do it.

Also, your prediction:

"Wii is a wild card, it could go either way. PS3 is looking at 1st or 2nd. Wii is looking at 1st or 3rd. X360 is looking at 2nd or 3rd"

Da hell kind of prediction is that?

There are 3*2*1 = 6 possibilities for the rankings between the three consoles.

Your guess has so many "or" clauses that you've effectively got a probability of over 50% for getting the right guess, in fact, depending on semantics, you've got a minimum of 50%, and a maximum of 66%. That's not much of a gamble and hardly anything to be proud of. A proper guess has a 16% chance.

#50 Posted by LJS9502_basic (151908 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

i dont know you but i was not here untill 2010 and still more popular and known user than you.

so the title of King belongs to me.

If you are popular then SW is not for me....