Greetings ladies and gentlemen and welcome to your new home for the month. Of course to fully appreciate this new lounge you must do the following.
Drink some tea (china cup mandatory)
Eat a full plate of fish and chips.
Don't forget to wear one of these, you'll look frightfully good old bean.
You will of course also require one of these (you know, in-case it rains... inside)
So there we have it, hope you're all full of the finest cuisine that the country has to offer and are wearing the very latest in fasion. Now run along and be nice.
What ho, chaps!