SW Magazine #75 - Davidkeeth throws a mess, Freedomfreak and Michael annoy again

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August 8th, 2013 - Issue 75

Letter from the Editor:

When will this end? This...is....SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE!!!!

- Willy105, blacklisted

In this Issue:

REPORT: System Wars Lounge continues to hate itself

"Transcending history, and the world, a tale of two System Wars Lounges, eternally retold." - SW King DarkLink

REPORT: Davidkeeth calls it quits, then comes back

What a dweeb.

System Wars The Comic #54

ARTICLE: Five review tips you can throw in the bin

Draugen tells us how to write a good/bad review, depending on your goal.

PEDAL TO THE METAL

Starring

Heil68

and

The Eroica

By the Community for the Community!

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The suspense is killing us!

The Indie Game Issue

Will be available in PDF form and on Scribd!

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Every SWM article since 2007 archived online

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Stick-ified inb4 metacritic tears

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I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad

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#4 Sagem28

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I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad
seanmcloughlin

A sentiment shared by all.

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#5 freedomfreak

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Seeing that title has motivated me to post even more.

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Seeing that title has motivated me to post even more.freedomfreak

*looks at willy* WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONE!!?

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#7 tagyhag

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I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad
seanmcloughlin

DavidKeeth deserves to stay until people in SW learn to NOT.TAKE.THE.BAIT. The ONLY reason why we have such boring trolls now is because they think they're actually doing a good job because new users don't know how to not take the bait. If every single troll was ignored, they would try to do a better job. Plain and simple. Otherwise we'll never get back to the good ol' days like PS John.

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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad
tagyhag

DavidKeeth deserves to stay until people in SW learn to NOT.TAKE.THE.BAIT. The ONLY reason why we have such boring trolls now is because they think they're actually doing a good job because new users don't know how to not take the bait. If every single troll was ignored, they would try to do a better job. Plain and simple. Otherwise we'll never get back to the good ol' days like PS John.

Of course, but if all those troll posts and threads disappeared then SW would become barren. There's very very few proper threads around now

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#9 timbers_WSU

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Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

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#10 Michael0134567

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Slow news day?

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Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
timbers_WSU

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

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#12 Sagem28

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Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
timbers_WSU

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

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#14 timbers_WSU

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
Sagem28

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

I don't even know you. Never seen you before in my life. So yeah, I am gonna listen to someone as interesting as you.

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#15 verbtex Moderator

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Is this one of the first times the lounge has made the magazine?

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#16 timbers_WSU

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
seanmcloughlin

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

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[QUOTE="Sagem28"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
timbers_WSU

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

I don't even know you. Never seen you before in my life. So yeah, I am gonna listen to someone as interesting as you.

lol, you always get so mad when I post.

Love it.

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#18 Willy105

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Is this one of the first times the lounge has made the magazine?
verbtex

Stevo wrote about it when the first Lounge was started. It even has a link to the thread.

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#20 Willy105

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Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)

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#21 Xaero_Gravity

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The second Lounge was meant as a joke! :evil:

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You should give me more of a heads up. I could have had two reviews polished for the mag by now.

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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
timbers_WSU

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth
seanmcloughlin

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

The man, the myth, the #legendary. Heil68 :cool: *filling in for the absent Heil68*

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#25 Sagem28

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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.darkspineslayer

Those are myths not legends moron

The man, the myth, the #legendary. Heil68 :cool: *filling in for the absent Heil68*

Wearing a strap-on, or something like that.

peddles to metal.

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#26 timbers_WSU

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth
seanmcloughlin

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....

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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.timbers_WSU

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....

Well we could argue the Jesus one all day but yeah otherwise what you said is stupid.

The fact that Heil annoys you so much shows just how good he is at it. If you actually talked to him you'd understand a bit more

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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.timbers_WSU

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]
Those are myths not legends moron
Blabadon

Sure they are....

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:

Well, it IS timbers :P

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[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] Sure they are....seanmcloughlin

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:

Well, it IS timbers :P

He's almost as dumb as wartorn

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#31 Jonwh18

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lol @ Freedom & Michael.

double lol at timbers getting his ass owned in this thread.

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My ninja return.

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[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
Sagem28

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

Amen

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#35 ArisShadows

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This second Lounge, I must have missed it.

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[QUOTE="Willy105"]
[QUOTE="SNIPER4321"]Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)

can you interview me on PM?

just post question and i will answer. than you will post it in magazine

I thought an interview would be too mainstream for you

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[QUOTE="SNIPER4321"]
[QUOTE="Willy105"]
Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)
seanmcloughlin

can you interview me on PM?

just post question and i will answer. than you will post it in magazine

I thought an interview would be too mainstream for you

He should pay for it.

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#38 Jynxzor

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The suspense is killing us!
Willy105

I assure you I am actually doing things! Like...I made a new logo for a section I'm doing on game music...I call it sound bites!

sound-bites.png?w=899

Get it? Bites? Sound? Yeah?....No? ok....

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[QUOTE="Sagem28"]
[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]
Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.
Clock-w0rk

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

Amen

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#40 BlessedChill

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[QUOTE="Clock-w0rk"]
[QUOTE="Sagem28"]
You should leave.
SW would be a happier place.
NathanDrakeSwag

Amen

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#41 R4gn4r0k

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I love how he said it's 100% true.

A sentiment shared by all.
Sagem28

What ever happened to the fun cow trolls like ispeakfact :(

"Freedomfreak and Michael annoy again"

Well, nothing new there :P

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#42 R4gn4r0k

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Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

+1 for SNIPER interview. And there should be one rule whereby if he ever uses the words "mainstream" or "corrupt" the interview should be over. :P

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1. Where do you live? 2. What do you look for most in a game? 3. What game coming out in the next 12 months are you most hyped for? 4. Are burqas hot? 5. To multiplayer or not to mulitplayer? 6. Favourite poster on SW and why? 7. Least favourite poster and why? 8. What got you into gaming?

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