SW Magazine #75 - Davidkeeth throws a mess, Freedomfreak and Michael annoy again

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#1 Posted by Willy105 (24567 posts) -

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August 8th, 2013 - Issue 75


Letter from the Editor:

When will this end? This...is....SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE!!!!

- Willy105, blacklisted

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In this Issue:

 

REPORT: System Wars Lounge continues to hate itself

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"Transcending history, and the world, a tale of two System Wars Lounges, eternally retold." - SW King DarkLink



REPORT: Davidkeeth calls it quits, then comes back

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What a dweeb.

System Wars The Comic #54

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ARTICLE: Five review tips you can throw in the bin

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Draugen tells us how to write a good/bad review, depending on your goal.


 


 

PEDAL TO THE METAL

Starring

Heil68

and

The Eroica

 

By the Community for the Community!

Want to ask the hosts a question?

Post one on the thread directed at them, and they might answer it in the next episode!

Want to be in the next episode?

PM Heil68 or The Eroica to be in the next one!

 

 


The suspense is killing us!

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The Indie Game Issue

Will be available in PDF form and on Scribd!

 

 

 



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#2 Posted by blue_hazy_basic (28034 posts) -
Stick-ified inb4 metacritic tears
#3 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad

#4 Posted by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad

seanmcloughlin

A sentiment shared by all.

#5 Posted by freedomfreak (41448 posts) -
Seeing that title has motivated me to post even more.
#6 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

Seeing that title has motivated me to post even more.freedomfreak

*looks at willy* WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONE!!?

#7 Posted by tagyhag (15867 posts) -

I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad

seanmcloughlin
DavidKeeth deserves to stay until people in SW learn to NOT.TAKE.THE.BAIT. The ONLY reason why we have such boring trolls now is because they think they're actually doing a good job because new users don't know how to not take the bait. If every single troll was ignored, they would try to do a better job. Plain and simple. Otherwise we'll never get back to the good ol' days like PS John.
#8 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

I was happy when he said he was going, then I saw he was back and I got sad

tagyhag

DavidKeeth deserves to stay until people in SW learn to NOT.TAKE.THE.BAIT. The ONLY reason why we have such boring trolls now is because they think they're actually doing a good job because new users don't know how to not take the bait. If every single troll was ignored, they would try to do a better job. Plain and simple. Otherwise we'll never get back to the good ol' days like PS John.

Of course, but if all those troll posts and threads disappeared then SW would become barren. There's very very few proper threads around now

#9 Posted by timbers_WSU (5753 posts) -

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

#10 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

Slow news day?

#11 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

timbers_WSU

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

#12 Posted by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

timbers_WSU

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

#14 Posted by timbers_WSU (5753 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

Sagem28

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

I don't even know you. Never seen you before in my life. So yeah, I am gonna listen to someone as interesting as you.
#15 Posted by verbtex (8549 posts) -

Is this one of the first times the lounge has made the magazine?

#16 Posted by timbers_WSU (5753 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

seanmcloughlin

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.
#17 Posted by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

timbers_WSU

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

I don't even know you. Never seen you before in my life. So yeah, I am gonna listen to someone as interesting as you.

lol, you always get so mad when I post.

Love it.

#18 Posted by Willy105 (24567 posts) -

Is this one of the first times the lounge has made the magazine?

verbtex

Stevo wrote about it when the first Lounge was started. It even has a link to the thread.

#20 Posted by Willy105 (24567 posts) -

Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)

#21 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (8908 posts) -
The second Lounge was meant as a joke! :evil:
#22 Posted by darkspineslayer (20009 posts) -
You should give me more of a heads up. I could have had two reviews polished for the mag by now.
#23 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

timbers_WSU

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

#24 Posted by darkspineslayer (20009 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

seanmcloughlin

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

The man, the myth, the #legendary. Heil68 :cool: *filling in for the absent Heil68*
#25 Posted by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.darkspineslayer

Those are myths not legends moron

The man, the myth, the #legendary. Heil68 :cool: *filling in for the absent Heil68*

Wearing a strap-on, or something like that.

peddles to metal.

#26 Posted by timbers_WSU (5753 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

Heil is a legend, shut your whore mouth

seanmcloughlin

No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....
#27 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.timbers_WSU

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....

Well we could argue the Jesus one all day but yeah otherwise what you said is stupid.

The fact that Heil annoys you so much shows just how good he is at it. If you actually talked to him you'd understand a bit more

#28 Posted by Blabadon (27189 posts) -
[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] No. He is a used condom in a trash can.....at best. Unless you are talking legend like Bigfoot, Nessie, Easter Bunny, and Jesus. As in they are all fake. Then I agree. He is a legend.timbers_WSU

Those are myths not legends moron

Sure they are....

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:
#29 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"][QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

Those are myths not legends moron

Blabadon

Sure they are....

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:

Well, it IS timbers :P

#30 Posted by Blabadon (27189 posts) -

[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="timbers_WSU"] Sure they are....seanmcloughlin

You are such a stupidass it's ridiculous! :lol:

Well, it IS timbers :P

He's almost as dumb as wartorn
#31 Posted by Jonwh18 (9350 posts) -

lol @ Freedom & Michael. 

double lol at timbers getting his ass owned in this thread. 

#32 Posted by DraugenCP (8477 posts) -

My ninja return.

#34 Posted by Clock-w0rk (3238 posts) -

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

Sagem28

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

Amen

#35 Posted by ArisShadows (22664 posts) -
This second Lounge, I must have missed it.
#36 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38217 posts) -

[QUOTE="Willy105"]

[QUOTE="SNIPER4321"]Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)

can you interview me on PM?

just post question and i will answer. than you will post it in magazine

I thought an interview would be too mainstream for you

#37 Posted by MonsieurX (30863 posts) -

[QUOTE="SNIPER4321"]

[QUOTE="Willy105"]

Charizard mentioned you once here. (Ctrl+F Sniper)

seanmcloughlin

can you interview me on PM?

just post question and i will answer. than you will post it in magazine

I thought an interview would be too mainstream for you

He should pay for it.
#38 Posted by Jynxzor (9312 posts) -


The suspense is killing us!

Willy105

 

I assure you I am actually doing things! Like...I made a new logo for a section I'm doing on game music...I call it sound bites!

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Get it? Bites? Sound? Yeah?....No? ok....

#39 Posted by NathanDrakeSwag (5234 posts) -

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

Clock-w0rk

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

Amen

#40 Posted by BlessedChill (676 posts) -
[QUOTE="Clock-w0rk"]

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

NathanDrakeSwag

Amen

#41 Posted by R4gn4r0k (16995 posts) -

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I love how he said it's 100% true.

A sentiment shared by all.

Sagem28

What ever happened to the fun cow trolls like ispeakfact :(

"Freedomfreak and Michael annoy again"

Well, nothing new there :P

#42 Posted by R4gn4r0k (16995 posts) -

Why i never mention in SW magazine? someone interview me pleaseSNIPER4321

+1 for SNIPER interview. And there should be one rule whereby if he ever uses the words "mainstream" or "corrupt" the interview should be over. :P

#44 Posted by blue_hazy_basic (28034 posts) -
1. Where do you live? 2. What do you look for most in a game? 3. What game coming out in the next 12 months are you most hyped for? 4. Are burqas hot? 5. To multiplayer or not to mulitplayer? 6. Favourite poster on SW and why? 7. Least favourite poster and why? 8. What got you into gaming?
#46 Posted by AD216 (1719 posts) -
[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

[QUOTE="timbers_WSU"]

Davekeeh should of stayed gone and took Mr.Fake heil68 with him.

timbers_WSU

You should leave.

SW would be a happier place.

I don't even know you. Never seen you before in my life. So yeah, I am gonna listen to someone as interesting as you.

lmao i guess u have a new fan or a stalker :lol:
#48 Posted by Willy105 (24567 posts) -

*looks at blue_hazy_basic's post*

Well, my job here is done.

#49 Posted by blue_hazy_basic (28034 posts) -

*looks at blue_hazy_basic's post*

Well, my job here is done.

Willy105
There are plenty more! Mine were half serious and half tongue in cheek :P