The South Park game is actually finished. It's gone gold. No joke. Publisher Ubisoft just announced that South Park: The Stick of Truth will actually be out on March 4, for PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
Of course, this might still be a practical joke. After all the difficulties and delays, we might want to hold off on declaring Stick of Truth to be a real game until it's actually in our hands. Still, though. This is exciting.
IT'S FINISHED! NO MORE DELAYS! PRAISE THE HEAVENS!