System Wars: "Wii U has no games"
Sheep: "I guess I'm not playing Zombie U and Mario U"
System Wars: "Wii U isn't selling, and is failing"
Sheep: "What do you expect, the Wii U has no games, wait until the games come"
Now this is just an example, but this is an average day with system wars vs sheep. I know the Wii U has games, just none that make me want to buy one atm.
Cows: "Only Ports and Rehashes on WiiU, not worth a buy. OH LOOK DEAD OR ALIVE 5, NINJA GAIDEN SIGMA AND MURAMASA DEMON BLADE ON VITA! OH MEGATONS ON THAT ONE! EXCLUSIVE LOST!"
Lems: "LOL ports, OMG IS MINECRAFT GETTING A PHYSICAL VERSION ONLY FOR XBOX 360!? EXLCUSIVE!"
and the world keeps spinning.