Satoru Iwata Punches Man at Investor Meeting After Asking When Nintendo Will Mak

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#1 StrongDeadlift
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Satoru Iwata Punches Man at Investor Meeting After Asking When Nintendo Will Make Smartphone Games

http://www.p4rgaming.com/satoru-iwata-punches-man-at-investor-meeting-after-asking-when-nintendo-will-make-smartphone-games/

The question and answer portion of Nintendos investor meeting was paused when CEO Satoru Iwata punched a stockholder when they asked when Nintendo will start making smartphone games.

The stockholder first asked when Nintendo will start making smartphone games. Iwata simply replied, Nintendo has no plans to make any smartphone games for Android or Apple devices. I encourage you to take a look at the Nintendo 3DS which has many portable games.

Then the stockholder mentioned that many companies make a lot of money through microtransactions to which Iwata replied, That may be true, but it often comes at the expense of gameplay. As a former developer who worked on many hit titles, if Nintendo games started down this road, quality would surely suffer. However, the Wii U does allow games with microtransactions on its eShop.

The moderator then told the stockholder his time was up but he continued to ask questions anyway. Iwata did not seem to mind when he was told an anecdote from the stockholder about how his four-year-old daughter plays more games on his iPhone than on handhelds like the 3DS. Iwata told him, Once your daughter grows up, Im sure she will learn to appreciate the complexity and depth of games like Kid Icarus: Uprising and Super Mario 3D Land that can not be replicated on smartphones.

Iwata maintained his composure throughout the questioning until the stockholder asked that since Nintendo would not make smartphone games that they should instead go third-party and make games for Sony. Iwata then charged the man and punched him in the face causing him to bleed. Security then escorted both men outside. The Q&A session then resumed with other Nintendo employees answering for Iwata.

The stockholder said afterwards that he is selling all of his Nintendo stock and is now investing in Zynga.

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What in the actual fuk?


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it's a parody website..
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if he get's fired, i bags his luigi's hat!

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#4 StrongDeadlift
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it's a parody website..ShoulderOfOrion
Thank actual fuk lol.
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#5 campzor
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it's a parody website..ShoulderOfOrion
awww :(
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lol haha be awesome if true 

 

"you threaten to leave us? mario UPPERCUT!!!"

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#7 guard12
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Would be both hilarious and troubling at once if it was true. Got a good lol though :lol:

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#8 MlauTheDaft
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it's a parody website..ShoulderOfOrion

 

I felt prett damn sorry for Iwata till i read this :-\ 

 

Thanks. 

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#9 Obviously_Right
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Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

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#10 trugs26
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Lol at you guys for even giving it a chance of plausibility. That gave me a good chuckle though, imagine if Iwata actually did such a thing. :lol:

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Lol at you guys for even giving it a chance of plausibility. That gave me a good chuckle though, imagine if Iwata actually did such a thing. :lol:

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He'd accomplish Mirko and Timstuff's dreams then.
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#12 SecretPolice
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Don't let'em fool ya...

th?id=H.4647400425522060&pid=1.7

.. Are everywhere. :P

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Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

Obviously_Right

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

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#15 blackace
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Completely bogus, but pretty funny nonetheless. People have vivid imaginations.
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hilarious i wish that was an april fool's day article.
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#17 Shewgenja
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I was so about to run out and buy a WiiU and a 3DS if this was for real.

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#18 deactivated-5d6bb9cb2ee20
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If this had actually happened, I would have bought a Wii U just on principle alone.
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#19 Wasdie  Moderator
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Even if it's a parody website...

"The stockholder said afterwards that he is selling all of his Nintendo stock and is now investing in Zynga."

No logic in that at all.

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[QUOTE="Obviously_Right"]

Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

Nintendo_Ownes7

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

This is why.

And I'm pretty sure Don Mattrick from Xbox made games before he took over the Xbox division.

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I bet the investor's body wasn't ready for that.

New Punch-Out! confirmed with Investor vs Iwata DLC.

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Fake as shit, we all know that's something thst Reggie would do.

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lol @ Iwata punching someone. The guy couldnt hurt a fly

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[QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]

[QUOTE="Obviously_Right"]

Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

Obviously_Right

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

This is why.

And I'm pretty sure Don Mattrick from Xbox made games before he took over the Xbox division.

Yeah I wasn't sure who was incharge at Microsoft now I don't really keep track of them.

But yeah I just looked it up and he did create Evolution and Test Drive for the Apple II, Comodore 64, and Microsoft DOS.

He founded Distinctive Software.

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[QUOTE="Obviously_Right"]

Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

Nintendo_Ownes7

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

well his experience as a programmer doesn't necessarily mean that he is perfect for the business side. he had hits and misses....94 million wii's sold but crap library. wii u isnt looking that good right now
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#27 deactivated-5d6bb9cb2ee20
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[QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]

[QUOTE="Obviously_Right"]

Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

jsmoke03

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

well his experience as a programmer doesn't necessarily mean that he is perfect for the business side. he had hits and misses....94 million wii's sold but crap library. wii u isnt looking that good right now

Because he totally wasn't in charge of DS and 3DS.
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[QUOTE="jsmoke03"][QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

charizard1605

well his experience as a programmer doesn't necessarily mean that he is perfect for the business side. he had hits and misses....94 million wii's sold but crap library. wii u isnt looking that good right now

Because he totally wasn't in charge of DS and 3DS.

He was also the President and CEO of HAL Labs before he was chosen to take over as CEO of Nintendo; I think when He became CEO of Nintendo HAL Labs was purchased by Nintendo at the same time.

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[QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]

[QUOTE="Obviously_Right"]

Its fake.

But yeah, Iwata is a clown.

jsmoke03

Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

well his experience as a programmer doesn't necessarily mean that he is perfect for the business side. he had hits and misses....94 million wii's sold but crap library. wii u isnt looking that good right now

I don't think this actually happened
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I wish it were real so that Iwata would get fired and replaced.
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#31 deactivated-5d6bb9cb2ee20
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[QUOTE="jsmoke03"][QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]Why do you say he is a clown?

He has a lot of experience making video games I think he is the only CEO from the Big 3 that actually has developing experience. He was the programmer on Earthbound, Kirby, and Super Smash Bros. 64.

xxunnecessaryxs
well his experience as a programmer doesn't necessarily mean that he is perfect for the business side. he had hits and misses....94 million wii's sold but crap library. wii u isnt looking that good right now

I don't think this actually happened

What didn't actually happen?
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