Rambo The Video Game (actually) not that bad

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#1 Edited by uninspiredcup (8924 posts) -

Surprisingly my friends, even though the game has scored low (a 5) eurogamer still had some good things to say about it. It seems to have turned out a lot better than expected. Not a total failure.

Rambo review

#2 Posted by kitty (114794 posts) -

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

#3 Posted by me3x12 (1765 posts) -

Nothing is over NOTHING!!!

#4 Posted by MonsieurX (30415 posts) -
@me3x12 said:

Nothing is over NOTHING!!!

wat

#5 Posted by R3FURBISHED (10596 posts) -

This was lost in the latter versions, what made First Blood so great and what made the Rambo series such shit, but First Blood was a real story of a Vietnam veteran who was constantly shit on, embarrassed, put down, harassed and belittled after returning from the horrific Vietnam War.

Trautman: You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Rambo. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over Johnny. It's over!

Rambo: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

Trautman: It was a bad time for everyone, Rambo. It's all in the past now.

Rambo: For *you*! For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing!

Trautman: You're the last of an elite group, don't end it like this.

Rambo: Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*!

#6 Edited by uninspiredcup (8924 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:
@me3x12 said:

Nothing is over NOTHING!!!

wat

Don't push it.

#7 Edited by uninspiredcup (8924 posts) -
@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

Matey, I'd quite happily take eurogamer over IGN over pretty much anything.

For a cheapy steam sale, it might be worth a punt.

#8 Posted by Heil68 (45145 posts) -

I might have to rent that.

#9 Posted by PrincessGomez92 (3610 posts) -

Looks amazing.

#10 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38216 posts) -

@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol

#11 Edited by kitty (114794 posts) -

@uninspiredcup said:
@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

Matey, I'd quite happily take eurogamer over IGN over pretty much anything.

For a cheapy steam sale, it might be worth a punt.

Been hearing nothing but good about eurogamer, will have to check it out.
I was thinking the same. Don't let reviews/ratings fool you sometimes.

#12 Edited by kitty (114794 posts) -
@seanmcloughlin said:

@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol


Dunno ask Alli, she knows everything. =P

#13 Posted by sukraj (23040 posts) -

looks like crap

#14 Posted by MrYaotubo (2709 posts) -

I thought this was a FPS but it´s actually an on-rails shooter? lol

#15 Edited by bobbetybob (19287 posts) -
@seanmcloughlin said:

@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol

Well it's an on rails shooter so a light gun or Wii remote.

I like Videogamer's review the most.

#16 Posted by aroxx_ab (10042 posts) -

On-rails wtf?

#17 Posted by KBFloYd (13804 posts) -

this is a arcade shooter like house of the dead lol

#18 Posted by Rage010101 (5470 posts) -
@MonsieurX said:
@me3x12 said:

Nothing is over NOTHING!!!

wat

It's from the movie bro, First Blood. I think me3x12 is super derp Lem scrub, but this time there was nothing wrong with his words. Seemed appropriate for the thread lol. Here I'll just actually show you the scene

#19 Posted by Jankarcop (9618 posts) -

@uninspiredcup said:

Surprisingly my friends,


Im not your friend.

#20 Posted by R4gn4r0k (16623 posts) -

Why do you always call people your 'friends' or 'son' ?

Are you canadian or something, buddy ?

#21 Posted by seanmcloughlin (38216 posts) -

@bobbetybob said:
@seanmcloughlin said:

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol

Well it's an on rails shooter so a light gun or Wii remote.

Oh.... :/

#22 Edited by uninspiredcup (8924 posts) -

@R4gn4r0k said:

Why do you always call people your 'friends' or 'son' ?

Are you canadian or something, buddy ?

My friend, I have never been to America.

#23 Posted by R4gn4r0k (16623 posts) -

@seanmcloughlin said:

@bobbetybob said:
@seanmcloughlin said:

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol

Well it's an on rails shooter so a light gun or Wii remote.

Oh.... :/

You can also hold your hand up and pretend to be shooting people

#24 Edited by harry_james_pot (10913 posts) -
@seanmcloughlin said:

@2ndwonder said:

dunno what to say or think, I just saw this

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

"unsuited to a mouse or gamepad" so what IS it suited to? lol

Probably Kinect. :P

#25 Posted by delta3074 (18410 posts) -

Craptastic rambo game? awesome, just what the doctor ordered, nothing wrong with a little on rails shooting.

#26 Edited by ShepardCommandr (2736 posts) -

I wouldn't touch that trash even if you paid me

#27 Posted by DefconRave (662 posts) -

If I want to play an on rails shooter I'll go to an arcade. Not spend $60 for a cashgrab.

#28 Posted by blangenakker (2382 posts) -

Shouldn't it be in an arcade?

#29 Edited by Motokid6 (5704 posts) -

@R3FURBISHED: Lol I watched first blood the other day on IFC. I read that word for word in Stallones voice. Good on ya.

Sucks this game looked good, but on rails? .. really? Who in their right mind would waste their time developing such a thing?

#30 Edited by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

Based on what I saw in GiantBomb's quick look of it, yeah, it is that bad.

A proper Rambo game could actually be pretty cool. Something like MGS or the new Tomb Raider. Not this on-rails shit though.

#31 Posted by sukraj (23040 posts) -

on rail shooter = fail

#32 Posted by Icarian (1499 posts) -

Wait? It's an onrail shooter with QTEs? I thought it was going to be a proper FPS game. Still, Rambo (1985) for Commodore 64 is the best Rambo game.

#33 Posted by speedfog (3223 posts) -

Looks like fun. Might play it for 20 bucks with something like the Wii mote.

#34 Edited by AcidTango (609 posts) -

I'm sorry but the game looks horrible. I saw a gameplay video of it and instead of being a fps, it's a bad rail shooter. And the game looks very outdated in terms of graphics and gameplay.