PS3: 125% failure rate...!

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#1 colmusterd28
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This guy I know, who calls himself GaM3rS5k33z, who lives in a trash can down in front of the town liquor store took this really important poll of pure fact, ie. we should all believe it without question... Turns out he, popped out from next to the liquor store wearing a wonder woman costume and a ball gag and asked the question, "how many times have you replaced your PS3?" turns out 250 out of 200 people have replaced their console multiple times so if you factor multiple replacements we're really looking at a 900% failure rate... WHOA!!!! Can you believe it?!? I can because I just really want too...

The above is an example of what goes through the head of any intelligent gamer when we read your nonsence, made-up garbage threads time after time after time after time after time after time.... etc....

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#2 tmacscores91
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wat the hell....
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#3 MattUD1
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I see what you did thar.
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#4 JB730
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hey, i'll give this a try too

the fact that the PS3 has zero AAA exclusives means that every PS3 released on the market is a failure

that gives the PS3 an impressive failure rate of 100%

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#5 Truth-slayer
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Get help
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#6 wolverine4262
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*backs out of thread slowly*
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#7 Ragnarok1051
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*facepalm*

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#8 Albanian_Killa
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wat the hell....tmacscores91
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#9 Antikyth3ra
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I believe you... I'm going to go write a blog about it.
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#10 osan0
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ah 55% of ppl know that 93% of statistics are just meaningless garbage. unfortunately 98% of the 55% of ppl who know stats are garbage also make up said statistics. 84% of the general populace knows that. and im 78% sure that what ive just said is also garbage....statistically speaking.
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#11 MattUD1
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Does anyone else not see that this is a joke topic?
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#12 JKF1993
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how about: The fact that the PS3 doesn't have Halo meaning it automatically sucks.
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#13 Truth-slayer
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hey, i'll give this a try too

the fact that the PS3 has zero AAA exclusives means that every PS3 released on the market is a failure

that gives the PS3 an impressive failure rate of 100%

JB730
See thats what I was expecting the fanboy logic would be. It is still retarded, but atleast it makes sense.
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This guy I know, who calls himself GaM3rS5k33z, who lives in a trash can down in front of the town liquor store took this really important poll of pure fact, ie. we should all believe it without question... Turns out he, popped out from next to the liquor store wearing a wonder woman costume and a ball gag and asked the question, "how many times have you replaced your PS3?" turns out 250 out of 200 people have replaced their console multiple times so if you factor multiple replacements we're really looking at a 900% failure rate... WHOA!!!! Can you believe it?!? I can because I just really want too...

The above is an example of what goes through the head of any intelligent gamer when we read your nonsence, made-up garbage threads time after time after time after time after time after time.... etc....

colmusterd28

aww ... did yer 360 brake on ye?

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#15 Ragnarok1051
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how about: The fact that the PS3 doesn't have Halo meaning it automatically sucks.JKF1993

If thats your first post, I can't wait to see what the others will look like.

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#16 Truth-slayer
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[QUOTE="JKF1993"]how about: The fact that the PS3 doesn't have Halo meaning it automatically sucks.Ragnarok1051

If thats your first post, I can't wait to see what the others will look like.

Look at it this way. He has room to improve.
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#17 colmusterd28
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[QUOTE="colmusterd28"]

This guy I know, who calls himself GaM3rS5k33z, who lives in a trash can down in front of the town liquor store took this really important poll of pure fact, ie. we should all believe it without question... Turns out he, popped out from next to the liquor store wearing a wonder woman costume and a ball gag and asked the question, "how many times have you replaced your PS3?" turns out 250 out of 200 people have replaced their console multiple times so if you factor multiple replacements we're really looking at a 900% failure rate... WHOA!!!! Can you believe it?!? I can because I just really want too...

The above is an example of what goes through the head of any intelligent gamer when we read your nonsence, made-up garbage threads time after time after time after time after time after time.... etc....

humber_matus

aww ... did yer 360 brake on ye?

nope... a year and a half old... laying horozontal in a constant 60-65 degree room... running great...

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#18 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"]

[QUOTE="JKF1993"]how about: The fact that the PS3 doesn't have Halo meaning it automatically sucks.Truth-slayer

If thats your first post, I can't wait to see what the others will look like.

Look at it this way. He has room to improve.

Or fail... but judging by that post...he's already there.
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#19 Ragnarok1051
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[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"]

[QUOTE="JKF1993"]how about: The fact that the PS3 doesn't have Halo meaning it automatically sucks.Truth-slayer

If thats your first post, I can't wait to see what the others will look like.

Look at it this way. He has room to improve.

Theres alway a bright side to something I guess.

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#20 hayato_
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*facepalm*

Ragnarok1051

lol, Im guessing his 360 broke. Or maybe hes forced to play his PS3???

You are no different from the fanboys claiming the RROD problems or the lemmings saying the PS3 is used for blu ray.

Why would you make another thread about failure rates???

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Hehehe. I see.
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[QUOTE="humber_matus"][QUOTE="colmusterd28"]

This guy I know, who calls himself GaM3rS5k33z, who lives in a trash can down in front of the town liquor store took this really important poll of pure fact, ie. we should all believe it without question... Turns out he, popped out from next to the liquor store wearing a wonder woman costume and a ball gag and asked the question, "how many times have you replaced your PS3?" turns out 250 out of 200 people have replaced their console multiple times so if you factor multiple replacements we're really looking at a 900% failure rate... WHOA!!!! Can you believe it?!? I can because I just really want too...

The above is an example of what goes through the head of any intelligent gamer when we read your nonsence, made-up garbage threads time after time after time after time after time after time.... etc....

colmusterd28

aww ... did yer 360 brake on ye?

nope... a year and a half old... laying horozontal in a constant 60-65 degree room... running great...

I guess the heat went to your head. You need mental help

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#23 LibertySaint
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sounds real to me, looks like it can be used like that gaming site poll of 360 failures lol!
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#24 colmusterd28
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[QUOTE="colmusterd28"][QUOTE="humber_matus"][QUOTE="colmusterd28"]

This guy I know, who calls himself GaM3rS5k33z, who lives in a trash can down in front of the town liquor store took this really important poll of pure fact, ie. we should all believe it without question... Turns out he, popped out from next to the liquor store wearing a wonder woman costume and a ball gag and asked the question, "how many times have you replaced your PS3?" turns out 250 out of 200 people have replaced their console multiple times so if you factor multiple replacements we're really looking at a 900% failure rate... WHOA!!!! Can you believe it?!? I can because I just really want too...

The above is an example of what goes through the head of any intelligent gamer when we read your nonsence, made-up garbage threads time after time after time after time after time after time.... etc....

demonslayer228

aww ... did yer 360 brake on ye?

nope... a year and a half old... laying horozontal in a constant 60-65 degree room... running great...

I guess the heat went to your head. You need mental help

ha ha ha.... no... Actually it's cows that need to take a break. someday they'll be standing before the lord and have to owe up to their lies and sins....

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#25 ironcreed
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One question...if he did indeed have a ball gag in his mouth, then how did he even speak to begin with? And wearing a wonder woman costume in a dumpster? I have a hard time believing that he would really run the risk of getting stains on it. So, link please....or it didn't happen.:P
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#26 Not-A-Stalker
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ha ha ha.... no... Actually it's cows that need to take a break. someday they'll be standing before the lord and have to owe up to their lies and sins....

colmusterd28

... You take SW way too seriously, judging from this post. :lol:

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#27 Ragnarok1051
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ha ha ha.... no... Actually it's cows that need to take a break. someday they'll be standing before the lord and have to owe up to their lies and sins....

colmusterd28

You are taking this place way too seriously and should step away from the keyboard.

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#28 the1stmoonfly
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Hey look everyone, Homer Simpson uses gamespot too.
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#29 the_h_bomb
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yeah because people complaining about the RROD is the same thing :|
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Does anyone else not see that this is a joke topic?MattUD1
Probably not and the title is a dead give away that it has 125% failure rate you can't get higher then 100% unless your playing Smash Bros.
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#31 KungfuKitten
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Hm i must not be very intelligent. Doesn't feel as bad as i thought it would, though.
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#32 hayato_
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Its a console chill out.

I think anything that has a failure rate is unacceptable. This goes for the PS2 problems also. The difference is that the Sony actually fixed it, while RROD is still around.

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#33 MattUD1
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yeah because people complaining about the RROD is the same thing :|the_h_bomb
When you are talking about the pure, rabid fanboys here... yeah it pretty much is the same thing... :|
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#34 DarknessLion
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Fan Boys and trolls have invaded perfect.

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#35 meetroid8
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That extra 25% is whats screwing up the 360s!!!!
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#36 elitedead
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Am i the only one who knows this is a joke o_0

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#37 mattbbpl
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Its a console chill out.

I think anything that has a failure rate is unacceptable. This goes for the PS2 problems also. The difference is that the Sony actually fixed it, while RROD is still around.

hayato_

Everything has a failure rate. Typical failture rates for most electronics are 3 to 5%. The newer it is or the more advanced/complex it is, the greater the failure rate.

Even patio stones have a failure rate (albeit a very low one).

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#38 MattUD1
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Am i the only one who knows this is a joke o_0

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I do.
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#39 Nintendo_Ownes7
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[QUOTE="elitedead"]

Am i the only one who knows this is a joke o_0

MattUD1
I do.

Same here.
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I am in no way affiliated with this other condiment named man.
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#42 nikolajz1
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haha

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#43 Ragashahs
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hey, i'll give this a try too

the fact that the PS3 has zero AAA exclusives means that every PS3 released on the market is a failure

that gives the PS3 an impressive failure rate of 100%

JB730
so all AA games are bad?
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#44 EntwineX
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Some study showed that humans supposedly have 100% mortality rate. Pfft, :roll: I've been going strong 22 years now and all I've done is kept myself well ventilated by not wearing any pants and wrapping a wet towel around my head, none of my friends are dead either. It's just fanboy doctors who spread FUD with this "death" thing.
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#45 ironcreed
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Am i the only one who knows this is a joke o_0

elitedead

LOL, no, the sarcasm is just slightly obvious. :roll: It is just that despite the sarcasm, the post came off as if he has been personally offended, or mentally wounded by the random fanboy drivel that is spouted in SW on a daily basis about the 360. You would think that he could just laugh at it, have fun, be secure with his 360 and move on, lol. But then, this is System Wars, so his post is in the right place, I guess.:P

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#46 InsaneBasura
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What thread exactly is this supposed to be making fun of?
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#47 geordie73
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every ps3 will explode at exactlly the same time, 17 min past 4 next thursday afternoon

geek sweat is the cause of rrod, it is a well known fact that geek sweat can penetrate 360's. MS are working day and night to counter act this problem

it is physically impossible for homosexuals and women to play video games

it has been proved that if you use a special code, wii actually translates as 'kill fat virgins'

it is all true, as it is now on the internet

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#48 100Gamer
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Does anyone else not see that this is a joke topic?MattUD1

yeah, tc's immitating how cows make up storys about rrod. he did a good job :lol:

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#49 Nintendo_Ownes7
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What thread exactly is this supposed to be making fun of?InsaneBasura
The people who make up stories about the fact that the 360 Failure rate is at 70% or anything else with the number that high.
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[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Does anyone else not see that this is a joke topic?100Gamer

yeah, tc's immitating how cows make up storys about rrod. he did a good job :lol:

Actually most stories about the RROD come from consumer stores and what they have come in.