I met up with an old buddy at one of my friends weddings recently. I don't drink anymore, but I sat at the bar with the bros, just catching up. Old buddy of mine started telling me about a great/not-so-great night he had at a strip club recently. Now he's not a light weight, we're in our mid 30's now and I was drinking hard liquor with this guy as far back as middle school. It seems that he took too far though.
Long story short, he got so wasted that he pooped his pants in liquid form. If that's not bad enough, he was wearing boots and that's where it all ended up. Worst of all, he was so fucked up that he just went to the car and passed out like that. Woke up later to the smell of his own puddle and instantly projectile vomits all over himself.
I think I would have to spend a week in the shower to feel ok after that. And tbh, I don't think I'd even want to use my own shower.
Oddly enough, I have a couple of other great poop-your-pants stories. One about high school kid who couldn't get out of his marching band uniform in time, and another about a girl who ended up in a bathtub of her own waste at a high school keg party, only to end up in diapers later. No details needed I guess, but the great thing is that both of those people were total assholes.
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