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#1  Edited By jhonMalcovich
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The Swiss developer Coffee Stain Studios is making Goat Simulator, a game that simulates the life of a goat XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnryOUNnlWk

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#2 uninspiredcup
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At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

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#3 deactivated-5d6bb9cb2ee20
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Genius xD

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Haha, it's laddergoat.

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#5  Edited By Locutus_Picard
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@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

I don't want to sound rude...but...that's a gross insult to awesome console games and without the nes/mario to revitalize the videogames industry, you'd be playing excel sheets right now. Know your place PC scum.

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#6 Jankarcop
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lol

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@Locutus_Picard said:

@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

I don't want to sound rude...but...that's a gross insult to awesome console games and without the nes/mario to revitalize the videogames industry, you'd be playing excel sheets right now. Know your place PC scum.

The video game crash of the 80's was caused by consoles!

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#8  Edited By R4gn4r0k  Online
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@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

You'd take a creative yet non-playable game over something actually playable ?

True gamer speaking right there

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Oh so GOAT isn't an abbreviation this time? lol

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#10  Edited By Krelian-co
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day 1

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#11 UNcartMe
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Holy shit look at those graphics!!!! 12XMAA with no screen tearing at a constant 60FPS! I doubt PS4 or Xbone would be able to run this! Damn lol at console peasants PC Gaming>>>Console Gaming. CRY MOAR noobs

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#12  Edited By Suppaman100
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Finally, the first GOTY for hermits!

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The devs that made the Sanctum games? thats bizzare

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#14  Edited By uninspiredcup
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@R4gn4r0k said:


True gamer speaking right there

My friend, even though I knew this already, it's always nice to see other people re-affirm it. Thus reducing any future anxiety.

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#16 Heil68
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Hope they didn't spend a lot of money making that.

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@Heil68 said:

Hope they didn't spend a lot of money making that.

It's confirmed: Morgan Greeman will voice the goat.

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@UNcartMe said:

lol at console peasants PC Gaming>>>Console Gaming. CRY MOAR noobs

agreed

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will fit perfectly right along with the rest of the PC garbage gaming library.

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@xboxdone74 said:

will fit perfectly right along with the rest of the PC garbage gaming library.

lulz cry more noob. Mad cuz bad

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#21  Edited By I_can_haz
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lol THHBO.

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#22  Edited By ReadingRainbow4
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That's pretty good.

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@jhonMalcovich said:

The Swiss developer Coffee Stain Studios is making Goat Simulator, a game that simulates the life of a goat XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnryOUNnlWk

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if released as a console exclusive fanboys would be saying CGRAPHICS KING!!!

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Hermits will fap to the resolution and framerates

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@Locutus_Picard said:

@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

I don't want to sound rude...but...that's a gross insult to awesome console games and without the nes/mario to revitalize the videogames industry, you'd be playing excel sheets right now. Know your place PC scum.

... why do you use that piece of history as if it effected PC gaming? if you go look it up properly instead of spouting it incorrectly, you would know that PC gaming was actually unaffected at the time. It was the home consoles concept that was under risk.

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@Netret0120 said:

Hermits will fap to the resolution and framerates

more high scoring games than any console. i fap to that.

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Graphics are looking better then on the PS4. lol

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#28 Gamerno66666
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LOL that video description.

Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true. WASD to write destiny.

Added ladders ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists

Also, that sniper bucket shot wasn't even scripted, it was totally legit!

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Consoles got nothing to rival the mighty GOAT simulator!

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I'm buying this shit.

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#33 Jankarcop
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@speedfog said:

Graphics are looking better then on the PS4. lol

thats not saying much

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@gamerno66666 said:

LOL that video description.

Also, that sniper bucket shot wasn't even scripted, it was totally legit!

Game of all time, calling it

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#36  Edited By sailor232
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So funny, I love pc gaming for this very reason, people can have a lot of fun coming up with crazy games.

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#37  Edited By Lulu_Lulu
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I approve of that game and approve of this Thread. Its a nice break from the System Whores

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#38  Edited By naz99
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Its not a proper game it was just a small programming prototype done for a game jam...but after putting a video of it up on you tube it was shown on gaming sites and exploded over the internet...and because of that now it seems they may be releasing it for people to play

http://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2014/02/games-developer-creates-goat-simulator-laugh-and-it-looks-accidentally-brillian

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#39  Edited By naz99
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@freedomfreak said:

Haha, it's laddergoat.

LMAO this is the first thing i thought when I Watched it it... "Oh ladder goat, you're so random"

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Console game of the year GOAT

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#41  Edited By MonsieurX
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Can't wait to see a petition to bring this to consoles

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@clyde46 said:

@Locutus_Picard said:

@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

I don't want to sound rude...but...that's a gross insult to awesome console games and without the nes/mario to revitalize the videogames industry, you'd be playing excel sheets right now. Know your place PC scum.

The video game crash of the 80's was caused by consoles!

And saved by consoles.

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anything is possible on PC

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#44  Edited By Gargus
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@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

That's a pitiful argument. By your logic a game that simulates the existence of a subterranean rock would be good because it was different.

All you've done is proven youre a PC fanboy which automatically means anything you say is invalid due to the fact you care more about console vs pc than you do about the games themselves.

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Day. Fucking. One.

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@clyde46 said:

@Locutus_Picard said:

@uninspiredcup said:

At least it's a creative concept. It's fucking SOMETHING. Unlike most games today (due to consoles).

I don't want to sound rude...but...that's a gross insult to awesome console games and without the nes/mario to revitalize the videogames industry, you'd be playing excel sheets right now. Know your place PC scum.

The video game crash of the 80's was caused by consoles!

There was no crash in the 80s. Ever.

Atari was the dominant force in the US, they had financial troubles due to bad leadership and poor choices. The industry itself never crashed. But meantime in the rest of the world (yes americans there is a rest of the world that goes on without you and youre only a tiny portion of it) video games were flourishing and growing. But somehow morons still believe the industry crashed but then again people believe anything their told and will repeat what others tell them without actually searching for facts themselves just like people still believe the civil war was over slavery and that Christopher columbous discovered America and that we actually only use 10% of our brain with 90% untapped.

And consoles didn't cause the crash, they were the only thing around since PC gaming was virtually non existent aside from a tiny handful of games and were not even considered for gaming. They were essentially as important to gaming in the 80s as a cell phone was in 2003, there, but most didn't care.

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#47 asylumni
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Meh, clearly an idea stolen from Dog's Life on PS2. :P

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Amazing.