My Dad that works at MS as the waterboy told me...

lol, my dad works at NASA, he said that his friend of a friends brothers uncles gym teacher works at SEGA, and they are releasing a new handheld console next year. ...

That the new xbox is being worked on is common knowledge. If you have some proof on the handheld other than ''your dad that works at MS'' then we have a thread :)

*Top Secret Meeting that deals with the companies future and goals.

*The Waterboy was there to here it.

:lol:

Yeah but my dad works for bethesda he said that they were making a system called "Skyrim 2: the console: extra crisp and glitchy version".

lol, my dad works at NASA, he said that his friend of a friends brothers uncles gym teacher works at SEGA, and they are releasing a new handheld console next year. ...

That the new xbox is being worked on is common knowledge. If you have some proof on the handheld other than ''your dad that works at MS'' then we have a thread :)

BibiMaghoo

How could he work at SEGA if he's a gym teacher?

I don't think SEGA hires many teachers for their indoor gym.

*Top Secret Meeting that deals with the companies future and goals.

*The Waterboy was there to here it.

:lol:

My dad was at a top secret meeting and told me to tell you to stop making topics because this is terrible. meetroid8

That can't be true. I'm the waterboy at MS.

That can't be true. I'm the waterboy at MS.

Ross_the_Boss6

MS, handheld, secret meeting, water boy I know this is a troll thread to mock on lems due the lack of a handheld, but lolGiancar

You're a troll obviously.LustForSoul

Its true and with Sony Vita FLOPPING in JapanCode_Red_

And I'm sure a Microsoft Handheld would do wonders there.

lol MS ready to lose to Apple even more

[QUOTE="Giancar"]MS, handheld, secret meeting, water boy I know this is a troll thread to mock on lems due the lack of a handheld, but lolCode_Red_

[QUOTE="Code_Red_"] Its true and with Sony Vita FLOPPING in JapanSlashless

And I'm sure a Microsoft Handheld would do wonders there.

My Dad works at Sony as Kevin Butler's butler, and he says they already have the PS Vita 2 in development as well as the PS5 to go against the Xbox Handheld 2 AND the Xbox 1080! So save your money till those bad boys get released! ;)

Its top sercet right now but its obvious that MS NEED some of the handheld market share.Code_Red_

Ever heard of Windows Phone ?

And everyone knows the next Xbox is coming.

Giancar

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[QUOTE="Giancar"]

Slashless

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[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

lol, my dad works at NASA, he said that his friend of a friends brothers uncles gym teacher works at SEGA, and they are releasing a new handheld console next year. ...

That the new xbox is being worked on is common knowledge. If you have some proof on the handheld other than ''your dad that works at MS'' then we have a thread :)

peterw007

How could he work at SEGA if he's a gym teacher?

I don't think SEGA hires many teachers for their indoor gym.

Sure they hire gym teacher's why do you think they went out of the console business.

that during a top sercet meeting they are working on and Xbox 720 console AND and Xbox Handheld to go head to head with PSVita and 3DS. so start saving up and dont buy the PSvita or 3DS. as there will be Gear and Halo and..?? for the new handheld. Sorrry Japan no XboxHandheld for you.Code_Red_

My Dad, who is your dad's supervisor at the Water Boy: Water Services Company said that if your dad told anyone about the meeting, my dad was going to fire you dad the next day.

Im going to report this to my dad now and the consequences will never be the same. You just got your dad fired!

[QUOTE="Slashless"]

[QUOTE="Giancar"]

Giancar

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My dad works at Playstation.

wutchugunnadonowhuh

My dad works at Playstation.

wutchugunnadonowhuh

DraugenCP

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

lol, my dad works at NASA, he said that his friend of a friends brothers uncles gym teacher works at SEGA, and they are releasing a new handheld console next year. ...

That the new xbox is being worked on is common knowledge. If you have some proof on the handheld other than ''your dad that works at MS'' then we have a thread :)

peterw007

How could he work at SEGA if he's a gym teacher?

I don't think SEGA hires many teachers for their indoor gym.

[QUOTE="DraugenCP"]

My dad works at Playstation.

wutchugunnadonowhuh

1PMrFister

[QUOTE="1PMrFister"][QUOTE="DraugenCP"]

My dad works at Playstation.

wutchugunnadonowhuh

VHEISU

[QUOTE="peterw007"]

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

lol, my dad works at NASA, he said that his friend of a friends brothers uncles gym teacher works at SEGA, and they are releasing a new handheld console next year. ...

That the new xbox is being worked on is common knowledge. If you have some proof on the handheld other than ''your dad that works at MS'' then we have a thread :)

BibiMaghoo

How could he work at SEGA if he's a gym teacher?

I don't think SEGA hires many teachers for their indoor gym.

My dad knows this guy that knows this guy, that knows this one guy, who knows this other guy, who works for this lady, who knew this one chick, that heard from this other guy, who lives with his wife the 2 children, which one day his son heard from this guy , who banged this dudes wife, who she heard from this one dude, thats related to this one asian guy who works for microsoft, who knows this one guy, who was at that meeting, knows this one guy, who saw this one dude pouring water in this one dudes cup, its that dude your dad?

S#!& JIM! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

As a MS rep I can tell you that we don't comment on rumor and speculation.

when is this guy gonna get banned?? I've just read 2 of his posts and my iq has dropped significantly.VHEISU

I like this guy, he hilarious. From his, "Lets all unite together, cows, lems, sheep, PC elites that weirdo onlive pony loving guy" to his waterboy comment, I've not gotten such laughs off SW in quite a while. If he's trolling, at least he's funny.

Geez dude quit with these dumb threads already.

Its top sercet right now but its obvious that MS NEED some of the handheld market share.Code_Red_