Haikus: System Wars edition

Show off your haiku skills.

3 lines

Line 1 is 5 syllables

Line 2 is 7 syllables

Line 3 is 5 syllables

Tradtionally, haikus haikus do not rhyme

And remember System Wars not fanboy wars

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Xbox one is here

Lemmings are all excited

And then Bam! TitanFlops!
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Older than Mario

Played out like nintendo is

Washed up like Zelda

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Thank you...Oh thank you...

Da Fuq?

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Matherson again?

When do you think this will stop?

Bandwith thief is he...

TC is a tool

That posts useless arguments

Mods please ban this dolt