I look at the consoles and I think you can make some nice comparisons to women...and given its V-day...well what the heck ...why not have some fun with it. Did i say nice comparisons? ....Hehehe...ok just comparisons.
The 360 is like the no frills girl that puts out and really likes doing it to the point that you love being with her but she is not going to be arm candy to the public eye. She is relationship material for sure and there are things she could do to improve an already great package.
The PS3 is the hot chick that everyone looks at and drools over. You get her home and she is a dead fish in bed. You like to look at her sitting there but you don't feel the need to play with her and wish she was as good as she looked. She has all the potential in the world from the outside in but she is demanding and expensive to date and thus a long term relationship is a little questionable. She could change for the better, but the outlook is not good and more than likely she will just stay eye candy.
The Wii...this is that girl that is cute and fun at first. Everyone loves her, and you are diggin on her but soon you begin to question just how old she really is. The more you play with her the more you question it and even though she is fun and a great time you just have this slightly dirty feeling in the back of you mind that she is just too young for you. If you were just a little younger or she was just a little older you would feel better about dating her...but for now you just kinda keep low key about it.
Then there is the PS2. She is older, more established. She aint flashy but she does what she does well enough. She is a decent enough date and is never too pricey or demanding when you go out. She makes her self available to you all the time and really is a great back up plan when the weekend turns out to be a flop.
Gamecube and the Xbox...They are the ex's you don't want to talk about anymore. Old news and the break up ended badly. No calls, no visits...just some memories both good and bad.
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