Come Clean, what laws have you broken?

So news has surfaced around System Wars of a rather unfortunate curiosity.

Imagine for a minute if this went to conceiveable extreme and any act of violance, theft etc. one would commit in a videogame were treated as a literal crime in the real world. Safe to say we'd all be doing HARD time. So ''Stop right there criminal scum!!'' and confess your dirty deeds now, as the court of law may act kinder on a confession. :)

Personally I'd be up for (in no particular order)

Mass Murder/Manslaughter- GTA, Saints Row, The Darkness etc.

Genocide- Mass Effect, Fallout etc.

Grand Theft Auto- GTA (duh), Saints Row, Just Cause.

Animal Cruelty- Modern Warefare, Viva Pinata.

Possession of W.M.D's- Fallout.

Rape- Halo, Gears, Killzone, LittleBigPlanet, Viva Pinata (I was not gentle).

Child Cruelty/Murder- Bioshock, Viva Pinata.

The list is endless, safe to say I'd plea for instanity. On the bright side ''Droping the soap'' wouldnt be an issue as even the most hardend sicko would pale at the sight of my convictions. :P

I declared war on Iraq.

Oh wait, you mean in a VIDEO GAME.....

YES! POLITICS!

You name it i'd be in trouble for it.

*Cracks knuckles*

OK, lets see.....Arson, assault, felonious assault, assault on a police officer, assault on a federal agent, attempted murder, murder, public drunkeness, DWI, drug possesion, possession of a firearm, robbery, burglary, flying an aircraft without a permit, evading police, inciting terror/panic, conspiracy to commit murder, loitering, soliciting, auto theft, theft of government property, tresspassing, reckless driving, identity theft, and a slew of parking violations.

That about covers it for me.

I married a queen, yet i continued my secret affair with a male elf assassin in Dragon Age

Rape

Murder

Stealing

GTA

Public indecency

Assault

Anti social behavior

Vandalisim

Man slaughter

Annimal cruelty

Killing children

Trespassing

And the list goes on

I am hitler so I guess that pretty much puts me on tab for everything.

Stole a free balloon.

Right before my mass killing spree I do in all GTA's, and I've killed 70,891 infected humans.

I married a queen, yet i continued my secret affair with a male elf assassin in Dragon Age

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So news has surfaced around System Wars of a rather unfortunate curiosity.

Imagine for a minute if this went to conceiveable extreme and any act of violance, theft etc. one would commit in a videogame were treated as a literal crime in the real world. Safe to say we'd all be doing HARD time. So ''Stop right there criminal scum!!'' and confess your dirty deeds now, as the court of law may act kinder on a confession. :)

Personally I'd be up for (in no particular order)

Mass Murder/Manslaughter- GTA, Saints Row, The Darkness etc.

Genocide- Mass Effect, Fallout etc.

Grand Theft Auto- GTA (duh), Saints Row, Just Cause.

Animal Cruelty- Modern Warefare, Viva Pinata.

Possession of W.M.D's- Fallout.

Rape- Halo, Gears, Killzone, LittleBigPlanet, Viva Pinata (I was not gentle).

Child Cruelty/Murder- Bioshock, Viva Pinata.

The list is endless, safe to say I'd plea for instanity. On the bright side ''Droping the soap'' wouldnt be an issue as even the most hardend sicko would pale at the sight of my convictions. :P

I made Dogmeat fetch me some bullets, as soon as it headed off i blew him with a FatMan :cry:

i cry everyday :(

[spoiler] :twisted: [/spoiler]

A lot of terrorism in GTA IV/San Andreas/Vice City, killing civilians in CoDMW2, friendly fire with artillery on my ally in Company of Heroes.