Channel 69 News: *WiiU vs PS4/X1 specs*? (Long video inside)

This is Nini200 with Channel 69 News. FLASH: Mushroom Kingdom Trucker GNTechTV just released a youtube video that will shock most of System Wars. Lets take a look as this shocking development unfolds:

Holy Jumping Flash Batman, seems as if the Battle Arena Toshinden has been Crashed by a Bandicoot!

Could this be true? Is this reality? How will SW react to such a devastating blow to most people's beliefs? Me oh my, do you believe the lie?

Lets go to the streets and find out what people are saying:

Local Kroger owner, Michael C. Hunt, says "*Puzzled* I do not believe the lie"

Wow what a profound and well thought out response. This is Nini200 with Channel 69 News, Back to you Chad.

Chad: Wow seems like our twitter feed @Chan69 is in full bloom on this matter. Here's a few of our viewer's opinions:

Lolly_Pop says: I really can not believe how this could be true. But then again, I am a sucker at times.

Kat_Niss states: I can see how this is true. I mean, if Power PC has simpler coding than x86 then I guess it's possible for two sticks to catch fire.

Go_Diego says: I'm not exactly sure I believe this "lie". I mean I've seen alot of things. Wild lions playing in chocolate fudge, monkeys that talk and steal my stuff and my cousin speaking fluent english. But this, this just may be a bit too farfetched for me.

Nigel_Berrythorn mentions: Blaaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhh

Wow this sure is going to be trending for a while.

Do you believe the lie? O.o

This is Chad Play with channel 69 news, signing off.

This is dumb. FAIL THREAD.

Too long, didn't watch version?

What kind of truck is that?

The guy couldn't wait till he got home to make this video or what

Well a trucker would be driving for many hours doing nothing but driving. May as well make something of it. When he gets home, he can then enjoy his leisure time.

Nothin else to do when life boils down to drivin truck, doin coke, and bangin hooker.

Sounds like GTA a little lol

Is there a Twitter feed for @69Chan?

"You know I was thinking the same thing but I have a degree in computer programming and I work as a Audio Video editor so just because you went to school for a degree does not mean that you're guaranteed a job in that field" said local businessman, Hung Lo

ATM we have our newsfeed ninjas working on it.

@Xaero_Gravity said:

WTF?

It's a duck :D

riight.

lol... that news channel number i can't take this thread seriously. It must be trolling.

did this guy really say the wii u can produce the same graphics as ps4 -_________________________-

channel 69 doesn't sound like a bad channel.

@ReadingRainbow4 said:channel 69 doesn't sound like a bad channel.

Channel 69 news, Bringing you the best, F the rest.